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Folks this is your captain, NeumanMorgenste. We've reached our cruising altitude

and we're currently about 100 miles south of Pittsburgh. The...
primrose mind-boggling theatre
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"flight attendants prepare for duty"
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Maize talented box office
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Sigh This thread would have been more successful if I use...
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primrose mind-boggling theatre
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COME BACK NEWMANN
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people REALLY need to stop chasing away good posters
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Cheese-eating sandwich love of her life
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:56 AM
Author: primrose mind-boggling theatre

and we're currently about 100 miles south of Pittsburgh. The fasten seatbelt sign is going to remain on for the duration of the flight: things will get very bumpy if we're intercepted by a Kelthian fighter and forced to take evasive maneuvers. We also ask that phones, tablets, and other electronic devices remain off or in airplane mode for the duration of the flight: they can interfere with the electromagnetic countermeasures that United Airlines deploys against the antimatter torpedoes common in the Galactic Arch. Our flight path to uncharted space will be taking us within just a few light years of the Serpens Nebula, and passengers on the left side of the plane may experience near-lethal dosages of cosmic radiation. As you know, there are those within the United Earth bureaucracy and the upper ranks of our military who believe our mission today is foolish, or impossible. They do not deserve the medals on their chests, or the title of Supreme Strategix. A small crew with a sense of duty can accomplish anything. When I fought in the Second Eridani War, my unit held a small moon against a full frontal Ghalsent attack. Though outgunned and outnumbered, we knew that the success of the entire war effort rested on our ability to hold that moon. This sense of purpose greater than ourselves and our own insignificant lives let us do the difficult, the impossible. I vaporized my own best friend when he became host to an alien parasite: it was hard, but it was also easy because I knew the future was at stake. Today, you and your Charlotte-based flight crew have the highest purpose of all. Somebody must carry on the legacy of the greatbort. Somebody will. Whether it is us, or Flight 2365 to Cincinnati, remains to be seen: but since we have lost all contact with our Star Alliance partners, we must assume the duty is ours and ours alone.

Complimentary beverage service will begin shortly. Snacks and cookies will also be available for purchase.

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Date: December 27th, 2015 12:06 PM
Author: primrose mind-boggling theatre

"flight attendants prepare for duty"

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Date: December 29th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: Maize talented box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29476681)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: primrose mind-boggling theatre

Sigh

This thread would have been more successful if I used paragraph breaks, but that'd be inauthentic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29461905)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: Red internet-worthy mother



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: aquamarine principal's office



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: aquamarine principal's office



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: dashing jet-lagged coldplay fan trailer park



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:36 PM
Author: Glittery voyeur



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring poppy round eye



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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: primrose mind-boggling theatre



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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: Irate candlestick maker



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Date: December 27th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: primrose mind-boggling theatre



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Date: December 27th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Flushed Reading Party

COME BACK NEWMANN

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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: Cheese-eating sandwich love of her life

people REALLY need to stop chasing away good posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29465604)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:49 PM
Author: dark misunderstood filthpig



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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: primrose mind-boggling theatre



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Date: December 29th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Maize talented box office



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Date: December 27th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: lake multi-colored blood rage



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Date: December 27th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: disrespectful bossy gaming laptop



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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:34 PM
Author: primrose mind-boggling theatre



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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: sooty lay psychic



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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Cheese-eating sandwich love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29465602)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: Marvelous Philosopher-king

18000

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Date: December 28th, 2015 12:01 AM
Author: Wine cuckoldry international law enforcement agency



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Date: December 29th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: primrose mind-boggling theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29476423)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: plum station



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Date: December 29th, 2015 12:08 PM
Author: Deep Brilliant Rehab Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29476470)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 9:39 PM
Author: primrose mind-boggling theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29488242)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:54 PM
Author: Cheese-eating sandwich love of her life



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:04 AM
Author: 400 lb black woman in wheelchair pre-boarding (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#48960065)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: chilmata



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#48960070)