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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

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arrogant stock car
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Provocative Wine Public Bath Sex Offender
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
Soul-stirring Unhinged Stead
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
Internet-worthy Library
  07/11/25
OP is JM
Dashing Big-titted Feces Jap
  07/11/25
not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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Vengeful Honey-headed Son Of Senegal
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send reinforcements
trip elite dilemma
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
Sickened Smoky Internal Respiration Pervert
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arrogant stock car
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: arrogant stock car

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Aromatic Khaki Yarmulke Doctorate

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored crystalline piazza



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Vengeful Honey-headed Son Of Senegal



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Unhinged Stead



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Infuriating Peach Stag Film Kitty Cat



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: pearly sadistic institution



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: motley irate garrison



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Appetizing Misunderstood Shrine Persian



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: odious brethren weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093893)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: arousing mexican



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Provocative Wine Public Bath Sex Offender



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Unhinged Stead

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Library

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Dashing Big-titted Feces Jap

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Sienna sexy idiot

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: arrogant stock car

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Adulterous nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093410)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Ultramarine organic girlfriend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093424)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Sienna sexy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093532)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Flesh rigor office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093537)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Jet stubborn rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093833)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: odious brethren weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Provocative Wine Public Bath Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Vengeful Honey-headed Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: trip elite dilemma

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Sickened Smoky Internal Respiration Pervert

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: arrogant stock car

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: pearly sadistic institution

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: lavender locale coffee pot

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Appetizing Misunderstood Shrine Persian

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093521)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Degenerate Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093776)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: alcoholic private investor french chef

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: arrogant stock car

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Vengeful Honey-headed Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Provocative Wine Public Bath Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Adulterous nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49095541)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Galvanic messiness faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093892)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Sienna sexy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49095575)