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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
sepia gaping theatre
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Thirsty Cruise Ship
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
sepia gaping theatre
  08/01/25
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violent pearly filthpig locale
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Mind-boggling stubborn kitchen
  08/02/25
rip
Lemon Misunderstood Dysfunction
  08/02/25
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Thirsty Cruise Ship
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Marvelous Church
  08/01/25
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deranged lodge kitty cat
  08/01/25
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sepia gaping theatre
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Bateful Mustard Goal In Life School
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
sepia gaping theatre
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Charismatic yapping school cafeteria
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Scarlet goyim
  08/01/25
yes
Charismatic yapping school cafeteria
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Charismatic yapping school cafeteria
  08/01/25
?
sepia gaping theatre
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Scarlet goyim
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
deranged lodge kitty cat
  08/01/25
Sick
sepia gaping theatre
  08/01/25
...
Charismatic yapping school cafeteria
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
cream nursing home
  08/02/25
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appetizing overrated church building
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Charismatic yapping school cafeteria
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Lemon Misunderstood Dysfunction
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
sepia gaping theatre
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
cream nursing home
  08/02/25
Hdy
sepia gaping theatre
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
milky odious brethren house
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Cerebral box office circlehead
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
hot outnumbered water buffalo crackhouse
  08/02/25
Titcr
ruddy erotic faggotry immigrant
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
sepia gaping theatre
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
hot outnumbered water buffalo crackhouse
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
sepia gaping theatre
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Trip self-centered electric furnace pocket flask
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
hot outnumbered water buffalo crackhouse
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
flesh bonkers scourge upon the earth trust fund
  08/02/25
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Buff Office Bbw
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
supple dragon
  08/02/25
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Orange casino pervert
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
wild lilac partner
  08/02/25
?
sepia gaping theatre
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Poppy multi-colored deer antler stage
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: sepia gaping theatre

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Thirsty Cruise Ship

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: sepia gaping theatre

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: violent pearly filthpig locale



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Mind-boggling stubborn kitchen

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Lemon Misunderstood Dysfunction

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Thirsty Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Marvelous Church

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: deranged lodge kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: sepia gaping theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Bateful Mustard Goal In Life School

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: sepia gaping theatre

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Charismatic yapping school cafeteria

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Scarlet goyim

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Charismatic yapping school cafeteria

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Charismatic yapping school cafeteria

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: sepia gaping theatre

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Scarlet goyim

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: deranged lodge kitty cat

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: sepia gaping theatre

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Charismatic yapping school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: cream nursing home

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: appetizing overrated church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Charismatic yapping school cafeteria

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Lemon Misunderstood Dysfunction

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: sepia gaping theatre

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: cream nursing home

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: sepia gaping theatre

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: milky odious brethren house

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Cerebral box office circlehead

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: hot outnumbered water buffalo crackhouse

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: ruddy erotic faggotry immigrant

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: sepia gaping theatre

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: hot outnumbered water buffalo crackhouse

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: sepia gaping theatre

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Trip self-centered electric furnace pocket flask

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: hot outnumbered water buffalo crackhouse

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: flesh bonkers scourge upon the earth trust fund

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Buff Office Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: supple dragon

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Orange casino pervert



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: wild lilac partner

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: sepia gaping theatre

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Poppy multi-colored deer antler stage

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151922)