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being a shitlawyer negotiating a discovery dispute with biglaw is humbling
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Date: August 18th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: michael doodikoff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763710&forum_id=2#49194758) |
Date: August 18th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: ~~(> ' ' )> Why do you think that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763710&forum_id=2#49194804) |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: michael doodikoff I put a bunch of "blanket" objections in my responses. biglaw bro picked that shit apart, couldn't justify why I made many of them, felt like a huge bitch. Definitely learned a lot from the experience. |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 3:55 PM Author: .,.,.,.,,,,..,...,.,.,.,,..,.,.... I’d liken it to natives, barbarians first contacting the vanguard of Empire. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763710&forum_id=2#49194843) |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: Candy Rode why did you put them in there in the first place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763710&forum_id=2#49194845) |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: michael doodikoff dunno man. been doing it for years and no one called me out for it....ever
a lot of it was like "we object to the extent that ......" kind of thing so I defended it as being "if" it became necessary we objected to whatever, even on responses where we did produce documents and/or answer the ROG. biglaw dude was like "uh huh" in like a "sure, little bro" kind of way |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 4:01 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband How is that "humbling" bro? They do the exact same shit. Gibson Dunn stated twenty-three (23) "general objections" to our doc requests in the Frito case, and when I sent them a M&C letter citing a couple d.c. opinions that general objections are invalid, they were like, "okay, nevermind then." They also dropped 90% of the bullshit objections they made to specific requests.
Everyone does it. And no one knows why. |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 4:01 PM Author: .,.,.,.,,,,..,...,.,.,.,,..,.,.... (Boudica) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763710&forum_id=2#49194860) |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 4:03 PM Author: michael doodikoff what do I do here man, just let it all go? quite honestly we answered them and produced documents as well as we could
and by that, would I just issue amended responses removing the objections? |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 4:06 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband I'd just leave it, and if they ask, just say you withdrew those objections and produced everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763710&forum_id=2#49194867) |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 4:10 PM Author: scholarship Do you even need to withdraw it because some “lawyer” asks you to? Last time someone asked us to withdraw I just sent the answers and ignored the withdrawal part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763710&forum_id=2#49194879) |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband I expect different judges would rule differently, but especially if you put in writing that you've withdrawn objections X, Y, Z, I think most judges would be irritated if they brought a motion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763710&forum_id=2#49194910) |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Candy Rode if its that concerning just served amended responses and note that you produced all that was in your PCC in response to each RFP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763710&forum_id=2#49195148) |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:46 PM Author: inner greek chorus does your jurisdiction still permit pistol duels? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763710&forum_id=2#49196000) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 12:35 AM Author: Thank you for your attention to this Matter! No one knows why? The reason why is obvious. Because both parties want to serve requests that are as broad and painful as possible and then when they serve responses and objections to RFPs you have no clue what is going to turn up once you start reviewing documents. So you throw out a bunch of general stuff that will serve as the basis for negotiations or possibly for a later fight when you come across docs that are technically responsive but you don't want to produce. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763710&forum_id=2#49196084) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 12:41 AM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK Wow I thought I was alone in thinking this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763710&forum_id=2#49196095) |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 4:07 PM Author: ~~(> ' ' )> Blanket and boilerplate objections are shit. It isn't just biglaw that pushes back on them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763710&forum_id=2#49194872) |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 4:10 PM Author: michael doodikoff did you miss the part of my OP where I admitted to being a shitlawyer?? probably one of the shittiest shitlawyers on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763710&forum_id=2#49194877) |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 8:37 PM Author: Candy Ride Discovery is shit. It should be like the old days where a judge needed to authorize discovery. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763710&forum_id=2#49195555) |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:56 PM Author: mark e. smith of the fall ((zurich is stained)) Now this is some outside the box thinking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763710&forum_id=2#49196012) |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: scholarship everything is arguably overly broad and unduly burdensome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763710&forum_id=2#49194849) |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 3:58 PM Author: .,.,.,.,,,,..,...,.,.,.,,..,.,.... XO Alemanni doodikoff quivering as Cravath Legio X Superstratera approaches through the high pass to the sound of trumpets and rumble of armor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763710&forum_id=2#49194854) |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 4:03 PM Author: My little restricted guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763710&forum_id=2#49194861) |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 9:43 PM Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo Moar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763710&forum_id=2#49195710) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763710&forum_id=2#49196119) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 12:08 AM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK and not narrowly tailored (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763710&forum_id=2#49196026) |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 8:48 PM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) Boilerplate objections are the bumblebee dance of our profession. Possibly are whole race.
Although if you start your discovery requests with a "definitions" and "instructions" section, I not-flame 100% support deporting you to CECOT. |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 12:10 AM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK I stopped doing it after gaming out the consequences of opposing counsel using some arcane definition of a common word to weasel out of giving me the goods. I wondered if they would see it as an opportunity to get wild and give responses that would be unimaginable if there were definitions and instructions at the top (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763710&forum_id=2#49196030) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 12:36 AM Author: Thank you for your attention to this Matter! I have only been in maybe 15-20 litigations but I don't think I've ever been served Discovery without definitions and instructions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763710&forum_id=2#49196088) |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 9:43 PM Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763710&forum_id=2#49195709) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 12:32 AM Author: Trust If Aryan Litigation = kike kabuki (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763710&forum_id=2#49196081) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:14 AM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK "This objection is not allowed in this jurisdiction"
*face turns beet red* |