Order the grasshopper taco and impress her by eating it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3242521&forum_id=2#30618839)

if you want a "small plates" restaurant that is really good but actually reasonable priced (no frills, just good food) go here:

http://www.nagomidc.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3242521&forum_id=2#30624560)

Ply her with margaritas (ohhhhh the SALT FOAM), finish the job at Rocket Bar and slide and let do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3242521&forum_id=2#30624645)

CR move: have a DRINKS place in mind for right after dinner which you take her to, and then after drinks when you're making out suggest you go back to your place to see ur exotic lizard

protip: the exotic lizard is ur penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3242521&forum_id=2#30624786)

2) that text exchange below is embarrassing for all involved on all fronts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3242521&forum_id=2#30636341)

http://imgur.com/hqeg0Dn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3242521&forum_id=2#30636312)

And you still took her to dinner even though she gave you the very obvious "out" of "I could totally understand if you wanted to bail"?

I don't get XO at all. On the one hand, you all blather on about how a man's prime never ends and how you will all be banging 35yo CGWBTs when you're 70. On the other hand, you get played by overweight DC shrews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3242521&forum_id=2#30636336)

The only credited response in this situation, if you feel compelled to respond at all, is to tell that bitch you're going to be 100x more fun to hang out with than her roommate and she should cancel whatever plans they had. You're supposed to be taking her out for a fun night on the town, not making sure she has a full tummy before she goes barhopping with Chad and Becky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3242521&forum_id=2#30636560)