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amethyst erotic field dingle berry
  06/22/18
Ljl fuck you I quit.
Floppy cruise ship
  06/22/18
CR friend
amethyst erotic field dingle berry
  06/22/18
Is what I though before saying "Thank, no weekend plans...
Floppy cruise ship
  06/22/18
Thx for your hard work on this. I'll be out of town that wee...
amethyst erotic field dingle berry
  06/22/18
Fuck you i quit
Floppy cruise ship
  06/22/18
Unfortunately, as you're no doubt aware from having read the...
vivacious very tactful friendly grandma
  06/22/18
Is my wife linda fucking 11 year old chad students in this s...
Floppy cruise ship
  06/22/18
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manic pixie dream litigator
  05/23/25
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adventurous pink regret
  06/22/18
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Contagious rebellious depressive
  06/22/18
client called on Wednesday morning, partner sends you this ...
bat-shit-crazy big stead
  06/22/18
I do this to ppl and it makes me feel like a dick. truth is...
Sienna apoplectic genital piercing mental disorder
  06/22/18
More like, client lazily-works on item all week. Doesnt fini...
onyx queen of the night
  06/22/18
tbf, I haven't actually heard bandwidth used in a long while...
Sienna apoplectic genital piercing mental disorder
  06/22/18
I hear both used often
Floppy cruise ship
  06/22/18
20 MHz
Buck-toothed circlehead telephone
  06/22/18
Let's rock and roll. Shoot it over to me; I'm going to call...
vivacious very tactful friendly grandma
  06/22/18
Good God
insane doobsian half-breed piazza
  06/22/18
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Buck-toothed circlehead telephone
  06/22/18
Fifty lawyers, in phalanx formation, shout "WILL DO!&qu...
amethyst erotic field dingle berry
  06/22/18
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vivacious very tactful friendly grandma
  06/22/18
(pls move decimal one to right thank)
vivacious very tactful friendly grandma
  06/22/18
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Exciting generalized bond
  06/22/18
Guys, sorry, I had to jump off because my flight is taking o...
vivacious very tactful friendly grandma
  06/22/18
I want to thank everyone for a job well done this weekend. ...
vivacious very tactful friendly grandma
  06/25/18
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manic pixie dream litigator
  05/23/25
i'm renting out some servers in the utah desert. dropbox awa...
Trip crystalline degenerate box office
  06/22/18
There’s a lot of hair on this deal, buddy. Lotta hair. We’re...
hateful canary chapel
  06/22/18
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Razzle-dazzle theater
  06/25/18
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Jade School
  10/05/18
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  05/23/25
I have AT&T 1G fiber, so it's pretty good. But the c...
jevv
  05/23/25
40 Mbps at home.
~~(> ' ' )>
  05/23/25


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Date: June 22nd, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: amethyst erotic field dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289245)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: Floppy cruise ship

Ljl fuck you I quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289259)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:39 AM
Author: amethyst erotic field dingle berry

CR friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289361)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: Floppy cruise ship

Is what I though before saying "Thank, no weekend plans, happy to be in early Saturday, how do cronuts from Dominique Ansel sound :)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289376)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: amethyst erotic field dingle berry

Thx for your hard work on this. I'll be out of town that weekend so I won't see you in the office, but feel free to call if you hit any roadblocks. Cell service is spotty in the Rockies but I'll try to return your call within a few hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290364)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Floppy cruise ship

Fuck you i quit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290443)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: vivacious very tactful friendly grandma

Unfortunately, as you're no doubt aware from having read the entrance paperwork, you've entered into a binding, comprehensive whole-life agreement with the Firm and its extended corporate network embedded throughout society. Your informed consent to joining this institution is a matter of clear record. And you of course care about the well-being of your wife, Linda, Age 42, current location: 416 Pine St. (teaching adjunct, St. Elmo's Elementary, M-R, Classroom 12) and your daughter Lauren, Age 7, current location: 14th & Main (1st grade, Pfizer Academy for the Troubled, M-F, Boarding Room A).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290475)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Floppy cruise ship

Is my wife linda fucking 11 year old chad students in this situation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294341)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#48956363)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: adventurous pink regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290245)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: Contagious rebellious depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289363)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy big stead

client called on Wednesday morning, partner sends you this at 4:15 Friday afternoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289364)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: Sienna apoplectic genital piercing mental disorder

I do this to ppl and it makes me feel like a dick. truth is i end up poasting instead of taking the time to write an email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289370)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: onyx queen of the night

More like, client lazily-works on item all week. Doesnt finish. Kicks it to outside counsel Friday at 5 PM and asks for it to be done by Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290374)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:42 AM
Author: Sienna apoplectic genital piercing mental disorder

tbf, I haven't actually heard bandwidth used in a long while. what's your CAPACITY is the new term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289365)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:49 AM
Author: Floppy cruise ship

I hear both used often

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289380)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: Buck-toothed circlehead telephone

20 MHz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289374)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: vivacious very tactful friendly grandma

Let's rock and roll. Shoot it over to me; I'm going to call an all-hands for 9 p.m. Eastern which I'll scope for an hour, but then let's do a closed group debrief call at 10 p.m. Eastern with team leads. This is a real fire drill gentlemen--we're going to need to step up, lock this down, and knock it out of the park. I want everyone fully wired in here. I want to hear screaming, bleeding, crying all weekend from each office, blazing lights golden glory against the darkness, my little fireflies, each of you dotting the 47th, 48th, 49th floor of the firm Saturday night, early Sunday morning, Sunday night, early Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290231)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: insane doobsian half-breed piazza

Good God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290274)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: Buck-toothed circlehead telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294066)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: amethyst erotic field dingle berry

Fifty lawyers, in phalanx formation, shout "WILL DO!" before breaking and sliding down firepoles and chutes and slides and ropes to their respective billing stations.

One month later, the client receives a bill for $72,852.20 for "Review and revise Letter of Intent."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290395)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: vivacious very tactful friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290438)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: vivacious very tactful friendly grandma

(pls move decimal one to right thank)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290492)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Exciting generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294349)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:25 PM
Author: vivacious very tactful friendly grandma

Guys, sorry, I had to jump off because my flight is taking off in a few minutes. I think it makes sense to reconvene at 1130 pm Eastern—we can tie this discussion up; that should also give everyone a few hours to get started on their various assignments so we can get a sense of whether we’re tilling fertile ground or not with this strategy.

John, please send around a dial-in.

Talk in a few. Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294063)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: vivacious very tactful friendly grandma

I want to thank everyone for a job well done this weekend. I just heard back from the client and they are more than pleased. It's a testament to the quality of the team and the capacity of the firm that we are able to so readily answer the bell and come to the mat for our clients, at all hours, across all geographies, under such trying circumstances.

Everyone hit the showers. John and I will join you in a few.

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36308682)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#48956287)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Trip crystalline degenerate box office

i'm renting out some servers in the utah desert. dropbox away!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290241)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: hateful canary chapel

There’s a lot of hair on this deal, buddy. Lotta hair. We’re going to have to bring our A-game on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294172)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36308689)



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Date: October 5th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: Jade School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36964372)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#48956294)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: jevv

I have AT&T 1G fiber, so it's pretty good.

But the client can go fuck himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#48956296)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

40 Mbps at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#48956365)