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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
hot crackhouse
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
Elite stead
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
stimulating territorial elastic band
  07/11/25
OP is JM
boyish fluffy abode
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
multi-colored topaz center pozpig
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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Misunderstood Provocative Station Quadroon
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pink affirmative action
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send reinforcements
bearded heaven stock car
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
cordovan balding twinkling uncleanness
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A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
hot crackhouse
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Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
doobsian comical locus messiness
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
Hairless cerebral queen of the night
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sienna diverse crotch
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: hot crackhouse

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: chocolate forum filthpig

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: maroon hideous business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093335)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: pink affirmative action



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Elite stead



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: heady hilarious market



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: doobsian comical locus messiness



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Scarlet Keepsake Machete Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093380)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: ungodly hell



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: snowy fantasy-prone base incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093893)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: twinkling institution mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094372)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Charismatic address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094398)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Elite stead

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: stimulating territorial elastic band

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: boyish fluffy abode

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: multi-colored topaz center pozpig

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: hot crackhouse

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Misunderstood Provocative Station Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093410)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: carmine private investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093424)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: multi-colored topaz center pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093532)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: House-broken Hairraiser Legend Area



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Pearl electric gas station boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093833)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: snowy fantasy-prone base incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Charismatic address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: pink affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: bearded heaven stock car

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: cordovan balding twinkling uncleanness

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: hot crackhouse

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: doobsian comical locus messiness

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Hairless cerebral queen of the night

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: ungodly hell

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: galvanic magical circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093521)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: sienna diverse crotch



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Vibrant Amethyst Locale Liquid Oxygen

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: hot crackhouse

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: pink affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Charismatic address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Misunderstood Provocative Station Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49095541)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Racy Bbw Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093892)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: multi-colored topaz center pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49095575)