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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
vengeful corn cake
  11/29/25
Women are 180
cerebral carmine genital piercing
  11/29/25
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Bossy Quadroon Stock Car
  11/29/25
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cerebral carmine genital piercing
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Maniacal Black New Version
  11/29/25
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cerebral carmine genital piercing
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Bearded floppy sanctuary
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
vengeful corn cake
  11/29/25
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Bossy Quadroon Stock Car
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Purple vibrant station regret
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
vengeful corn cake
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Purple vibrant station regret
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Chest-beating Grizzly Boltzmann
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
onyx kitty cat
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Arousing karate center
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
vengeful corn cake
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Fuchsia church building
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
know-it-all generalized bond stage
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
Fuchsia church building
  11/29/25
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Purple vibrant station regret
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
brass domesticated gaping place of business
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Bearded floppy sanctuary
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Comical Point Partner
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Bearded floppy sanctuary
  11/29/25
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
flickering pink prole
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan
  12/04/25
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GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN
  12/04/25
Approved
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Wes Scantlin
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: vengeful corn cake

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: cerebral carmine genital piercing

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Bossy Quadroon Stock Car



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: cerebral carmine genital piercing



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Maniacal Black New Version



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: cerebral carmine genital piercing



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Bearded floppy sanctuary

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: vengeful corn cake

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Bossy Quadroon Stock Car



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Purple vibrant station regret

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: vengeful corn cake

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Purple vibrant station regret

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Chest-beating Grizzly Boltzmann

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: onyx kitty cat

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Arousing karate center

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: vengeful corn cake

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Fuchsia church building

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: know-it-all generalized bond stage

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Fuchsia church building

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Purple vibrant station regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: brass domesticated gaping place of business

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Bearded floppy sanctuary

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Comical Point Partner

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Bearded floppy sanctuary

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: flickering pink prole

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49490766)