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Machete is fucking amazing
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Date: September 5th, 2010 10:50 PM Author: Arousing hominid best movie i've seen this year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1415523&forum_id=2#15974386) |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 10:52 PM Author: topaz idiot stfu, mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1415523&forum_id=2#15974392) |
Date: September 5th, 2010 10:53 PM Author: wonderful lodge Metacritic disagrees.
Who should I believe? |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 10:53 PM Author: balding mood sex offender the wrassler is a good dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1415523&forum_id=2#15974402) |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 10:54 PM Author: curious whorehouse metacritic is an amalgamation of many reviewers whereas the OP is just one reviewer. On the other hand, most metacritcs are douchebags, whereas OP is one of your own.
I say trust OP and see it. |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 11:08 PM Author: Arousing hominid it's got a 71% on Rotten Tomatoes. but forget that: Lindsay Lohan gets naked (as do a few other women), there's 9 decapitations in the first 5 minutes, and he repels down a building using some guy's intestines.
forget that though: it's hilariously exploitive of mexicans. i laughed almost continuously for the last hour of the movie. |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 11:09 PM Author: curious whorehouse holy awesome I have to see this ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1415523&forum_id=2#15974509) |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 11:13 PM Author: Arousing hominid that's just a small part of it, seriously. Danny Trejo fucks every woman (and i don't want to ruin it but one of these scenes is pure 180), Steven Segal curses at everyone in spanish the entire time, and a guy gets crushed by a fucking low rider with hydrolics jumping up and down.
the climax is a straight race war, and Don Johnson is the ring leader of the bad guys. Robert DeNiro is a Texan senator who calls mexicans an infestation and parasites. if the director & almost the entire cast weren't mexican, liberals would be pretty fucking pissed at the portrayals in the movie. as is, it's hilarious. |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 11:17 PM Author: curious whorehouse i will see this tomorrow! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1415523&forum_id=2#15974589) |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 11:22 PM Author: Sooty locale alpha sorry to break it to you but she had a body double apparently (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1415523&forum_id=2#15974619) |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 11:27 PM Author: Arousing hominid who Lindsay Lohan? no way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1415523&forum_id=2#15974652) |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 11:28 PM Author: Sooty locale alpha way
http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/09/lindsay-lohan-is-not-naked-in-machete/ |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 11:30 PM Author: Arousing hominid maybe the first scene in the pool is a body double, which is disappointing, but in "scene 3" even though her hair covers them you definitely see nipple. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1415523&forum_id=2#15974683) |
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Date: September 6th, 2010 12:05 AM Author: wonderful lodge http://www.mrskin.com/Machete-Mams-and-Ameri-cans-v916.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1415523&forum_id=2#15974956) |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 11:16 PM Author: Pungent cruise ship Did you see Toy Story 3? If so, fuck you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1415523&forum_id=2#15974579) |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 11:59 PM Author: Arousing hominid nope (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1415523&forum_id=2#15974931) |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 11:16 PM Author: fishy histrionic party of the first part Jessica Alba should do more sexy roles and less chick flicks. She's pure 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1415523&forum_id=2#15974583) |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 11:17 PM Author: Arousing hominid there's a shower scene with her. no nipple though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1415523&forum_id=2#15974590) |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 11:21 PM Author: Sooty locale alpha shes hot but dumb as a fucking rock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1415523&forum_id=2#15974615) |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 11:26 PM Author: Arousing hominid and in Machete she plays the smart, aggressive ICE agent in charge of investigations, lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1415523&forum_id=2#15974647) |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 11:28 PM Author: Sooty locale alpha lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1415523&forum_id=2#15974662) |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 11:18 PM Author: Very tactful mischievous national security agency haunted graveyard DIE PINCHE GRINGOS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1415523&forum_id=2#15974593) |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 11:20 PM Author: Arousing hominid no mames wey (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1415523&forum_id=2#15974610) |
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Date: September 6th, 2010 6:58 PM Author: Very tactful mischievous national security agency haunted graveyard that's güey to you, cabron (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1415523&forum_id=2#15980915) |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 11:21 PM Author: fishy histrionic party of the first part *becomes infuriated* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1415523&forum_id=2#15974614) |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 11:41 PM Author: bonkers jap corner In the continuing devolution of society this is what we need for entertainment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1415523&forum_id=2#15974765) |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 11:44 PM Author: learning disabled senate brethren *pulls cell phone out of vagina*
*makes call* |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 11:56 PM Author: Arousing hominid lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1415523&forum_id=2#15974907) |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 11:44 PM Author: Arousing hominid if you can't appreciate this movie i don't think we can be friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1415523&forum_id=2#15974791) |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 11:57 PM Author: bonkers jap corner I didn't see it yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1415523&forum_id=2#15974911) |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 11:53 PM Author: wonderful lodge Are the people who gave it bad reviews just pissed off because they think it's a movie with bad taste?
If so, I can discount those reviews. |
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Date: September 5th, 2010 11:55 PM Author: Arousing hominid yes, that is exactly what they are. and it is in ridiculously bad taste. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1415523&forum_id=2#15974903) |
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Date: September 6th, 2010 10:41 AM Author: fishy histrionic party of the first part They're proles.
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Date: September 6th, 2010 10:43 AM Author: silver startled nowag mad-dog skullcap why do you hate america? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1415523&forum_id=2#15977118) |
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Date: September 6th, 2010 6:57 PM Author: Arousing hominid what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1415523&forum_id=2#15980904) |
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Date: September 6th, 2010 8:35 PM Author: bronze titillating box office jew Just saw it. A+
Dude fucks every hot chick in the movie. and he's 66. |