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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
Mildly autistic library chad
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glassy principal's office
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Fluffy point
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
vibrant buck-toothed set
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
lilac glittery depressive roast beef
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OP is JM
apoplectic menage
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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Thirsty up-to-no-good range
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send reinforcements
geriatric chest-beating athletic conference brethren
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
bateful sienna mad-dog skullcap
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A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
Mildly autistic library chad
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Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
cracking indecent codepig
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Mildly autistic library chad

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: 180 Aquamarine Theater Stage

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: glassy principal's office



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Thirsty up-to-no-good range



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: vibrant buck-toothed set



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: violent multi-colored area stock car



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: hairless magenta state toaster



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: electric rose halford house



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: spruce deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093453)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Metal quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093893)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Maniacal Walnut Fortuitous Meteor Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094372)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Fluffy point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094398)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: vibrant buck-toothed set

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: lilac glittery depressive roast beef

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: apoplectic menage

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Gay cumskin incel

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Mildly autistic library chad

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: dark gaming laptop lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093410)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling fighting coffee pot field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093424)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Gay cumskin incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093532)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Buff outnumbered macaca weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093537)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: carmine exciting stage digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093833)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Metal quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Fluffy point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Thirsty up-to-no-good range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: geriatric chest-beating athletic conference brethren

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: bateful sienna mad-dog skullcap

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Mildly autistic library chad

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: hairless magenta state toaster

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: cracking indecent codepig

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: spruce deer antler

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Brindle patrolman space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093521)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Thriller lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093776)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Blood Rage

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Mildly autistic library chad

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Thirsty up-to-no-good range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Fluffy point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: dark gaming laptop lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49095541)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Razzle Iridescent Volcanic Crater Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093892)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Gay cumskin incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49095575)