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Impertinent knife national security agency
  06/22/18
Ljl fuck you I quit.
Flushed senate sneaky criminal
  06/22/18
CR friend
Impertinent knife national security agency
  06/22/18
Is what I though before saying "Thank, no weekend plans...
Flushed senate sneaky criminal
  06/22/18
Thx for your hard work on this. I'll be out of town that wee...
Impertinent knife national security agency
  06/22/18
Fuck you i quit
Flushed senate sneaky criminal
  06/22/18
Unfortunately, as you're no doubt aware from having read the...
Razzle-dazzle pit
  06/22/18
Is my wife linda fucking 11 year old chad students in this s...
Flushed senate sneaky criminal
  06/22/18
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ultramarine shaky death wish
  05/23/25
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Autistic vermilion skinny woman library
  06/22/18
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marvelous hot range regret
  06/22/18
client called on Wednesday morning, partner sends you this ...
Dun infuriating theater faggot firefighter
  06/22/18
I do this to ppl and it makes me feel like a dick. truth is...
Cerebral factory reset button church building
  06/22/18
More like, client lazily-works on item all week. Doesnt fini...
floppy antidepressant drug ceo
  06/22/18
tbf, I haven't actually heard bandwidth used in a long while...
Cerebral factory reset button church building
  06/22/18
I hear both used often
Flushed senate sneaky criminal
  06/22/18
20 MHz
avocado vibrant point multi-billionaire
  06/22/18
Let's rock and roll. Shoot it over to me; I'm going to call...
Razzle-dazzle pit
  06/22/18
Good God
lilac circlehead
  06/22/18
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avocado vibrant point multi-billionaire
  06/22/18
Fifty lawyers, in phalanx formation, shout "WILL DO!&qu...
Impertinent knife national security agency
  06/22/18
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Razzle-dazzle pit
  06/22/18
(pls move decimal one to right thank)
Razzle-dazzle pit
  06/22/18
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henna disgusting rehab headpube
  06/22/18
Guys, sorry, I had to jump off because my flight is taking o...
Razzle-dazzle pit
  06/22/18
I want to thank everyone for a job well done this weekend. ...
Razzle-dazzle pit
  06/25/18
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ultramarine shaky death wish
  05/23/25
i'm renting out some servers in the utah desert. dropbox awa...
brilliant beady-eyed casino
  06/22/18
There’s a lot of hair on this deal, buddy. Lotta hair. We’re...
concupiscible orange partner fortuitous meteor
  06/22/18
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balding histrionic theatre boltzmann
  06/25/18
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Cracking People Who Are Hurt Keepsake Machete
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aggressive patrolman cruise ship
  05/23/25
I have AT&T 1G fiber, so it's pretty good. But the c...
Vigorous turquoise useless brakes
  05/23/25
40 Mbps at home.
crystalline bull headed locus
  05/23/25


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Date: June 22nd, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Impertinent knife national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289245)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: Flushed senate sneaky criminal

Ljl fuck you I quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289259)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:39 AM
Author: Impertinent knife national security agency

CR friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289361)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: Flushed senate sneaky criminal

Is what I though before saying "Thank, no weekend plans, happy to be in early Saturday, how do cronuts from Dominique Ansel sound :)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289376)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Impertinent knife national security agency

Thx for your hard work on this. I'll be out of town that weekend so I won't see you in the office, but feel free to call if you hit any roadblocks. Cell service is spotty in the Rockies but I'll try to return your call within a few hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290364)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Flushed senate sneaky criminal

Fuck you i quit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290443)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pit

Unfortunately, as you're no doubt aware from having read the entrance paperwork, you've entered into a binding, comprehensive whole-life agreement with the Firm and its extended corporate network embedded throughout society. Your informed consent to joining this institution is a matter of clear record. And you of course care about the well-being of your wife, Linda, Age 42, current location: 416 Pine St. (teaching adjunct, St. Elmo's Elementary, M-R, Classroom 12) and your daughter Lauren, Age 7, current location: 14th & Main (1st grade, Pfizer Academy for the Troubled, M-F, Boarding Room A).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290475)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Flushed senate sneaky criminal

Is my wife linda fucking 11 year old chad students in this situation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294341)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: ultramarine shaky death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#48956363)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Autistic vermilion skinny woman library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290245)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: marvelous hot range regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289363)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: Dun infuriating theater faggot firefighter

client called on Wednesday morning, partner sends you this at 4:15 Friday afternoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289364)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: Cerebral factory reset button church building

I do this to ppl and it makes me feel like a dick. truth is i end up poasting instead of taking the time to write an email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289370)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: floppy antidepressant drug ceo

More like, client lazily-works on item all week. Doesnt finish. Kicks it to outside counsel Friday at 5 PM and asks for it to be done by Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290374)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:42 AM
Author: Cerebral factory reset button church building

tbf, I haven't actually heard bandwidth used in a long while. what's your CAPACITY is the new term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289365)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:49 AM
Author: Flushed senate sneaky criminal

I hear both used often

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289380)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: avocado vibrant point multi-billionaire

20 MHz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289374)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pit

Let's rock and roll. Shoot it over to me; I'm going to call an all-hands for 9 p.m. Eastern which I'll scope for an hour, but then let's do a closed group debrief call at 10 p.m. Eastern with team leads. This is a real fire drill gentlemen--we're going to need to step up, lock this down, and knock it out of the park. I want everyone fully wired in here. I want to hear screaming, bleeding, crying all weekend from each office, blazing lights golden glory against the darkness, my little fireflies, each of you dotting the 47th, 48th, 49th floor of the firm Saturday night, early Sunday morning, Sunday night, early Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290231)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: lilac circlehead

Good God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290274)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: avocado vibrant point multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294066)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Impertinent knife national security agency

Fifty lawyers, in phalanx formation, shout "WILL DO!" before breaking and sliding down firepoles and chutes and slides and ropes to their respective billing stations.

One month later, the client receives a bill for $72,852.20 for "Review and revise Letter of Intent."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290395)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290438)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pit

(pls move decimal one to right thank)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290492)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: henna disgusting rehab headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294349)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pit

Guys, sorry, I had to jump off because my flight is taking off in a few minutes. I think it makes sense to reconvene at 1130 pm Eastern—we can tie this discussion up; that should also give everyone a few hours to get started on their various assignments so we can get a sense of whether we’re tilling fertile ground or not with this strategy.

John, please send around a dial-in.

Talk in a few. Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294063)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pit

I want to thank everyone for a job well done this weekend. I just heard back from the client and they are more than pleased. It's a testament to the quality of the team and the capacity of the firm that we are able to so readily answer the bell and come to the mat for our clients, at all hours, across all geographies, under such trying circumstances.

Everyone hit the showers. John and I will join you in a few.

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36308682)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: ultramarine shaky death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#48956287)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: brilliant beady-eyed casino

i'm renting out some servers in the utah desert. dropbox away!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290241)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: concupiscible orange partner fortuitous meteor

There’s a lot of hair on this deal, buddy. Lotta hair. We’re going to have to bring our A-game on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294172)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: balding histrionic theatre boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36308689)



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Date: October 5th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: Cracking People Who Are Hurt Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36964372)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: aggressive patrolman cruise ship



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Vigorous turquoise useless brakes

I have AT&T 1G fiber, so it's pretty good.

But the client can go fuck himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#48956296)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: crystalline bull headed locus

40 Mbps at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#48956365)