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Do biglaw people still fuck at the office?

Fairly common when I was an associate. Now with 3 days a wee...
Geriatric round eye
  05/28/24
bjs under the desk in ill fitting suits like gary busey in t...
Fragrant new version queen of the night
  05/28/24
That wasn’t biglaw fyi
Geriatric round eye
  05/28/24
the actual firm? that was top 0.01% boutique stuff.
Fragrant new version queen of the night
  05/28/24
unnghhhh holly hunter unhhhhh
Violent Hall Indirect Expression
  05/30/24
...
Sooty Concupiscible Doctorate Whorehouse
  05/28/24
I did this once with an admin, was fun.
aqua mediation parlor
  05/28/24
B&T goddess?
Geriatric round eye
  05/29/24
She was in litigation support.
aqua mediation parlor
  05/30/24
Dominican?
Geriatric round eye
  05/30/24
no bigger fuckfest locations than BIGLAW offices
lascivious zippy party of the first part
  05/28/24
Cr, all that testosterone…
Sooty Concupiscible Doctorate Whorehouse
  05/28/24
...
violet indian lodge rigor
  05/29/24
All nighter fun
Geriatric round eye
  05/28/24
damn
Arousing offensive filthpig pocket flask
  05/28/24
hooknose
marvelous black woman
  05/28/24
it doesnt happen anymore. What's the thrill of sex in an em...
Awkward Coral Abode Kitty Cat
  05/28/24
Weekends were the best
Geriatric round eye
  05/28/24
I've been in BIGLAW for almost 20 years and I've never had s...
cruel-hearted affirmative action
  05/30/24
alpha
Iridescent cracking garrison
  05/30/24
lol 180. The 46 Year Old Virgin Gen X Bootlicker Service Pa...
out-of-control travel guidebook voyeur
  05/30/24
...
Amethyst rambunctious dopamine turdskin
  05/30/24
I made out with a summer in the office back when I was a jun...
charcoal thriller chapel
  05/30/24
Told people what? That you didn’t know how to finish ...
Awkward Coral Abode Kitty Cat
  05/30/24
We finished the job *many* times but never in the office. ...
charcoal thriller chapel
  05/30/24
So pre ITE. We used to do this regularly with our SAs but 20...
Geriatric round eye
  05/30/24
did the "summer associate coordinator" from HR giv...
shivering slate public bath
  05/31/24
it’s not gay, if it’s with an SA
Violent Hall Indirect Expression
  05/30/24
when i was in biglaw, a partner in my group (few years older...
transparent legal warrant
  05/30/24
Tell me more about their respective ages and looks. Also va...
aqua mediation parlor
  05/30/24
fuck it, i'll out the firm since people here know it anyway....
transparent legal warrant
  05/31/24
a phenotypic carnival https://www.bakerlaw.com/professionals...
Geriatric round eye
  06/03/24
...
Amethyst rambunctious dopamine turdskin
  05/30/24
LOL at this. Caught two associates fucking in the handicappe...
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  05/08/26


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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Geriatric round eye

Fairly common when I was an associate. Now with 3 days a week in, seems to never happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47699503)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: Fragrant new version queen of the night

bjs under the desk in ill fitting suits like gary busey in the firm are standard in biglaw although i think he was a private eye or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47699517)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: Geriatric round eye

That wasn’t biglaw fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47699530)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: Fragrant new version queen of the night

the actual firm? that was top 0.01% boutique stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47699537)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: Violent Hall Indirect Expression

unnghhhh holly hunter unhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47702809)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: Sooty Concupiscible Doctorate Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47699539)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: aqua mediation parlor

I did this once with an admin, was fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47699542)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 7:05 PM
Author: Geriatric round eye

B&T goddess?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47701956)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 1:06 AM
Author: aqua mediation parlor

She was in litigation support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47702745)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:08 PM
Author: Geriatric round eye

Dominican?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47706000)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: lascivious zippy party of the first part

no bigger fuckfest locations than BIGLAW offices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47699544)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: Sooty Concupiscible Doctorate Whorehouse

Cr, all that testosterone…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47699545)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: violet indian lodge rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47699673)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Geriatric round eye

All nighter fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47699554)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Arousing offensive filthpig pocket flask

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47699558)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:21 PM
Author: marvelous black woman

hooknose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47699568)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Awkward Coral Abode Kitty Cat

it doesnt happen anymore. What's the thrill of sex in an empty office on a friday when nobody is in and there is no chance of being "caught". May as well just do it at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47699573)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Geriatric round eye

Weekends were the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47699593)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 1:30 AM
Author: cruel-hearted affirmative action

I've been in BIGLAW for almost 20 years and I've never had sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47702754)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 8:03 AM
Author: Iridescent cracking garrison

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47702898)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 8:37 AM
Author: out-of-control travel guidebook voyeur

lol 180. The 46 Year Old Virgin Gen X Bootlicker Service Partner tp is a great schtick/character that will have a ton of legs. Presumably cowgod will poast 15 threads a day just to summon you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47702957)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:31 PM
Author: Amethyst rambunctious dopamine turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47706071)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 2:47 AM
Author: charcoal thriller chapel

I made out with a summer in the office back when I was a junior associate but nothing more. She told people and I ended up lateraling because the story followed me around. We sort of dated for almost 2 years and if she were 20% less crazy I probably would have married her.

I’ve been in biglaw for almost 20 years and have never heard even rumors of people fucking in the office. At retreats and shit like that but never at the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47702793)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 7:04 AM
Author: Awkward Coral Abode Kitty Cat

Told people what? That you didn’t know how to finish the job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47702857)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:27 AM
Author: charcoal thriller chapel

We finished the job *many* times but never in the office.

She told people about the make out and that we were dating. She may have been engaged to get married at the end of that summer. All in all, it was not my best decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47703436)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: Geriatric round eye

So pre ITE. We used to do this regularly with our SAs but 2008 ended all that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47706008)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 6:16 AM
Author: shivering slate public bath

did the "summer associate coordinator" from HR give you a talking to?

friend who was a second year associate made out with a summer at some "after party" at a bar following some boring firm event. HR made a big deal out of it but his supervising partner didn't give a fuck so no real consequences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47706446)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:59 AM
Author: Violent Hall Indirect Expression

it’s not gay, if it’s with an SA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47702810)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 8:17 AM
Author: transparent legal warrant

when i was in biglaw, a partner in my group (few years older than me) almost got fired when he was a first or second year because the firm had a summer associate event, and he fucked a summer in a booth at the bar where the event was held. managing partner at the time wanted him gone, but a huge rainmaker saved him.

this sounds unbelievable (why would someone do that, go into a fucking bathroom at least), but i know this guy very well and he doesn't make shit up. obviously, today you'd be gone and canceled no matter who took up for you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47702922)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: aqua mediation parlor

Tell me more about their respective ages and looks. Also vault ranking of the firm and practice area? Also what year did this happen?

For some reason good posts aren’t getting engagement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47705987)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: transparent legal warrant

fuck it, i'll out the firm since people here know it anyway. baker hostetler. he was in the cleveland office too (headquarters at the time).

at the time, he was probably a good looking dude. he has good facial asthetics, but when i met him (2015) he was a little bit heavy in the middle. but he has a great personality and was separated from his wife for a while and was pulling lots of girls.

he's one of the best traditional labor lawyers i've worked with, and he's cool as shit. this is zurich, if you followed my coke/stripper threading from 2017-2020 and remember me talkin about my partner's apartment in marina del rey, he was the guy with the apartment.

no clue what the SA looked like. my guess is she looked pretty good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47706872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: Geriatric round eye

a phenotypic carnival https://www.bakerlaw.com/professionals/?office=Washington%2C+D.C.

Date: May 31st, 2024 9:47 AM

Author: david "ben" gurion

fuck it, i'll out the firm since people here know it anyway. baker hostetler. he was in the cleveland office too (headquarters at the time).

at the time, he was probably a good looking dude. he has good facial asthetics, but when i met him (2015) he was a little bit heavy in the middle. but he has a great personality and was separated from his wife for a while and was pulling lots of girls.

he's one of the best traditional labor lawyers i've worked with, and he's cool as shit. this is zurich, if you followed my coke/stripper threading from 2017-2020 and remember me talkin about my partner's apartment in marina del rey, he was the guy with the apartment.

no clue what the SA looked like. my guess is she looked pretty good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47718089)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: Amethyst rambunctious dopamine turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#47706074)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

LOL at this. Caught two associates fucking in the handicapped bathroom yesterday. The look of guilt on their faces was priceless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2#49874772)