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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month
| Self-absorbed peach trailer park filthpig | 09/10/24 |
| Unholy useless brakes stage | 09/10/24 |
| Self-absorbed peach trailer park filthpig | 09/10/24 |
| Unholy useless brakes stage | 09/10/24 |
| bipolar walnut parlor | 09/10/24 |
| bipolar walnut parlor | 09/10/24 |
| bistre very tactful candlestick maker legal warrant | 09/10/24 |
| 5000 shades of brown | 05/04/26 |
| bipolar walnut parlor | 09/10/24 |
| Self-absorbed peach trailer park filthpig | 09/10/24 |
| bipolar walnut parlor | 09/10/24 |
| Self-absorbed peach trailer park filthpig | 09/10/24 |
| Unholy useless brakes stage | 09/10/24 |
| erotic point | 09/10/24 |
| stubborn soul-stirring school pistol | 09/10/24 |
| Unholy useless brakes stage | 09/10/24 |
| Titillating learning disabled base | 09/10/24 |
| Olive supple step-uncle's house | 09/10/24 |
| Self-absorbed peach trailer park filthpig | 09/10/24 |
| autistic ceo elastic band | 10/22/24 |
| bipolar walnut parlor | 09/10/24 |
| Beady-eyed buck-toothed area | 11/26/24 |
| house-broken church building pozpig | 03/12/26 |
| frisky laughsome background story ratface | 10/07/24 |
| frisky laughsome background story ratface | 10/22/24 |
| Frozen rambunctious gas station | 10/23/24 |
| Self-absorbed peach trailer park filthpig | 10/23/24 |
| Aqua Bonkers Fanboi Garrison | 11/26/24 |
| painfully honest sickened native | 10/23/24 |
| oomox | 05/04/26 |
| Comical Ivory Clown French Chef | 03/12/26 |
| Fucking Fuckface | 05/04/26 |
| i gave my cousin head | 05/04/26 |
| peeface | 05/04/26 |
| oomox | 05/04/26 |
| Fucking Fuckface | 05/04/26 |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM Author: Self-absorbed peach trailer park filthpig You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068690) |
Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: Unholy useless brakes stage 1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life. Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM Author: Self-absorbed peach trailer park filthpig No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068705) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Unholy useless brakes stage in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: bipolar walnut parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068729) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: bipolar walnut parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068712) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM Author: bistre very tactful candlestick maker legal warrant Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068738) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM Author: 5000 shades of brown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#49863636) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: bipolar walnut parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068700) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: Self-absorbed peach trailer park filthpig You must say this to many people daily to get the million. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068710) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM Author: bipolar walnut parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068714) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM Author: Self-absorbed peach trailer park filthpig Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068720) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Unholy useless brakes stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068722) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM Author: erotic point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48069177) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM Author: stubborn soul-stirring school pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068723) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Unholy useless brakes stage I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM Author: Titillating learning disabled base Brain worm, tumor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48071493) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM Author: Olive supple step-uncle's house Who do I write the check out to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068731) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: Self-absorbed peach trailer park filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068751) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM Author: autistic ceo elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48228378) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM Author: bipolar walnut parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48071488) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM Author: Beady-eyed buck-toothed area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48382217) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: house-broken church building pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#49736582) |
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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM Author: frisky laughsome background story ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48171633) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM Author: frisky laughsome background story ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48228319) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM Author: Frozen rambunctious gas station Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.
She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.
When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM Author: Self-absorbed peach trailer park filthpig OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48230993) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM Author: Aqua Bonkers Fanboi Garrison The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48382253) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM Author: painfully honest sickened native 1800000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48232575) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM Author: oomox (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#49863640) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: Comical Ivory Clown French Chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#49736580) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface I may do it for free just to see if I can alienate the hangers-on who won't leave me alone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#49863706) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM Author: i gave my cousin head ive been doing this for like 10 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#49863708) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: peeface i'm in. people would simply assume i am running shtick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#49863716) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:42 AM Author: oomox What about all the people in my life who aren't cumskins? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#49863729) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:09 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface They need to prepare to be BTFO by your WGWAG obsession (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#49863770) |