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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
galvanic anal goal in life
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
Vivacious Flatulent Electric Furnace
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
histrionic tanning salon
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
Charcoal Pit Half-breed
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
Vivacious Flatulent Electric Furnace
  11/12/24
wow!
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  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
chestnut lodge regret
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
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Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
filthy boyish space wagecucks
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
Vivacious Flatulent Electric Furnace
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
Razzmatazz corner round eye
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
Translucent stock car
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
histrionic tanning salon
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
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Lemon hospital
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Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
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  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
swashbuckling hideous gas station psychic
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(John 1, original draft)
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That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
Multi-colored school
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
Crystalline garrison
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
Tripping Really Tough Guy
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
Crystalline garrison
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
Vivacious Flatulent Electric Furnace
  06/08/25
Damning.
grizzly boltzmann
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: galvanic anal goal in life

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Vivacious Flatulent Electric Furnace

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: histrionic tanning salon

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: Charcoal Pit Half-breed

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: Vivacious Flatulent Electric Furnace

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: excitant ebony office travel guidebook

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: chestnut lodge regret

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Passionate Home Mediation

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Vivacious Flatulent Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: filthy boyish space wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: excitant ebony office travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Charcoal Pit Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Jade Magical Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: Crystalline garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Lemon hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Indigo dilemma place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: excitant ebony office travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996474)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: filthy boyish space wagecucks

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Vivacious Flatulent Electric Furnace

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz corner round eye

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Translucent stock car

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: histrionic tanning salon

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: thriller principal's office keepsake machete

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Lemon hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Indigo dilemma place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: concupiscible juggernaut

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: excitant ebony office travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal trip azn antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling hideous gas station psychic

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: excitant ebony office travel guidebook

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: excitant ebony office travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: Multi-colored school

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Crystalline garrison

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Tripping Really Tough Guy

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Crystalline garrison

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Vivacious Flatulent Electric Furnace

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: grizzly boltzmann

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996493)