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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
Khaki lascivious gunner personal credit line
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Sepia marvelous death wish area
  06/03/25
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adventurous flirting center
  06/04/25
...
Thirsty Hilarious Prole
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
Swashbuckling Sooty Boltzmann Toilet Seat
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
Khaki lascivious gunner personal credit line
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
obsidian provocative community account
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
fragrant twinkling fortuitous meteor juggernaut
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
Khaki lascivious gunner personal credit line
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
Trip police squad resort
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
henna nursing home puppy
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
Khaki lascivious gunner personal credit line
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Stimulating Jet-lagged Goal In Life
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
territorial frum liquid oxygen old irish cottage
  06/03/25
obviously yes
diverse crotch
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
metal chapel
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
exciting gas station digit ratio
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
vigorous outnumbered step-uncle's house idea he suggested
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
Khaki lascivious gunner personal credit line
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
Honey-headed persian haunted graveyard
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
metal chapel
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
Spectacular flushed plaza sound barrier
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
slippery foreskin
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
Bright Lodge Mental Disorder
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
Trip police squad resort
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
flatulent regret sweet tailpipe
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
Bright Lodge Mental Disorder
  06/04/25
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adventurous flirting center
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Stimulating Jet-lagged Goal In Life
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
sienna mother
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
Spectacular flushed plaza sound barrier
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
Khaki lascivious gunner personal credit line
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
laughsome jade black woman
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
irradiated pit
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Khaki lascivious gunner personal credit line

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Sepia marvelous death wish area

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: adventurous flirting center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Thirsty Hilarious Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sooty Boltzmann Toilet Seat

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Khaki lascivious gunner personal credit line

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: obsidian provocative community account

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: fragrant twinkling fortuitous meteor juggernaut

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Khaki lascivious gunner personal credit line

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Trip police squad resort

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: henna nursing home puppy

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Khaki lascivious gunner personal credit line

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Stimulating Jet-lagged Goal In Life

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: territorial frum liquid oxygen old irish cottage

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: diverse crotch

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: metal chapel

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: exciting gas station digit ratio

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: vigorous outnumbered step-uncle's house idea he suggested

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Khaki lascivious gunner personal credit line

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Honey-headed persian haunted graveyard

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: metal chapel

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Spectacular flushed plaza sound barrier

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: slippery foreskin

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Bright Lodge Mental Disorder

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Trip police squad resort

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: flatulent regret sweet tailpipe

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Bright Lodge Mental Disorder

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: adventurous flirting center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Stimulating Jet-lagged Goal In Life

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: sienna mother

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Spectacular flushed plaza sound barrier

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Khaki lascivious gunner personal credit line

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: laughsome jade black woman

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: irradiated pit

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986845)