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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Offensive exhilarant people who are hurt lay
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
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  08/01/25
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RIP Boooom
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  08/02/25
rip
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  08/02/25
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orange stirring internal respiration bawdyhouse
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
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Offensive exhilarant people who are hurt lay
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Cheese-eating partner
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Offensive exhilarant people who are hurt lay
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Soul-stirring Fear-inspiring Skinny Woman Nursing Home
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
twinkling idea he suggested
  08/01/25
yes
Soul-stirring Fear-inspiring Skinny Woman Nursing Home
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Soul-stirring Fear-inspiring Skinny Woman Nursing Home
  08/01/25
?
Offensive exhilarant people who are hurt lay
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
twinkling idea he suggested
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
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Sick
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  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
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Swashbuckling Meetinghouse
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Soul-stirring Fear-inspiring Skinny Woman Nursing Home
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Vivacious Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Offensive exhilarant people who are hurt lay
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
slate abode
  08/02/25
Hdy
Offensive exhilarant people who are hurt lay
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Cerebral apoplectic den
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
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  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
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  08/02/25
Titcr
marvelous navy senate
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Offensive exhilarant people who are hurt lay
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Jade Liquid Oxygen Bbw
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Offensive exhilarant people who are hurt lay
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
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  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
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  08/02/25
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  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
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  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
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  08/02/25
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Offensive exhilarant people who are hurt lay
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
unholy federal weed whacker rigpig
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Offensive exhilarant people who are hurt lay

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: orange stirring internal respiration bawdyhouse

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Offensive exhilarant people who are hurt lay

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Erotic slimy mad-dog skullcap point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: bossy fuchsia boltzmann dilemma

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Vivacious Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: orange stirring internal respiration bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Self-centered Chapel Factory Reset Button

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: hairless shrine electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Offensive exhilarant people who are hurt lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Cheese-eating partner

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Offensive exhilarant people who are hurt lay

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Fear-inspiring Skinny Woman Nursing Home

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: twinkling idea he suggested

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Fear-inspiring Skinny Woman Nursing Home

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Fear-inspiring Skinny Woman Nursing Home

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Offensive exhilarant people who are hurt lay

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: twinkling idea he suggested

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: hairless shrine electric furnace

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Offensive exhilarant people who are hurt lay

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Fear-inspiring Skinny Woman Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: slate abode

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Fear-inspiring Skinny Woman Nursing Home

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Vivacious Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Offensive exhilarant people who are hurt lay

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: slate abode

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Offensive exhilarant people who are hurt lay

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Cerebral apoplectic den

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: claret magical legal warrant tattoo

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Jade Liquid Oxygen Bbw

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: marvelous navy senate

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Offensive exhilarant people who are hurt lay

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Jade Liquid Oxygen Bbw

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Offensive exhilarant people who are hurt lay

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Charismatic roast beef location

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Jade Liquid Oxygen Bbw

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: scarlet laughsome persian

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: chest-beating trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Chocolate aromatic foreskin

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: startling kitchen dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Mind-boggling indecent heaven

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Offensive exhilarant people who are hurt lay

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: unholy federal weed whacker rigpig

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151922)