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Weird experience with a Zoomer in the work restroom

Restroom has two urinals, same height, and two stalls, one h...
Galvanic shitlib trailer park
  05/14/25
thats the right move in that situation
Mind-boggling hideous macaca
  05/14/25
One time Quentin Tarantino peed next to me at a urinal. He ...
Galvanic shitlib trailer park
  05/14/25
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Mind-boggling hideous macaca
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Well-lubricated Church
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irate milky volcanic crater point
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Well-lubricated Church
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"i'm peeved that this fag (lol he's gay not me!) didn't...
Hateful Irradiated Partner Area
  05/14/25
He did, just on the opposite side, fully enclosed in the sta...
Galvanic shitlib trailer park
  05/14/25
obviously he didn't want to piss right next to you or though...
ebony library
  05/14/25
I think that is what happened. There was a look in his eyes...
Galvanic shitlib trailer park
  05/14/25
i think we've all been in that situation where we do somethi...
ebony library
  05/14/25
I really, really like it here.
Well-lubricated Church
  05/14/25
i really love autistically breaking down minutiae like this ...
ebony library
  05/14/25
Same, and yet you put it into words far better than I ever c...
Well-lubricated Church
  05/14/25
im not sure about that, youre more eloquent than me, which i...
ebony library
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https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f...
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ebony library
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Well-lubricated Church
  05/14/25
why is this link already purple for me jfc
Charismatic public bath
  05/14/25
https://i.imgur.com/KLFU7Aw.png
ebony library
  05/14/25
98883838373782777383837367388277373838765, tyvmft 🐶
Well-lubricated Church
  05/14/25
tyvmft
Galvanic shitlib trailer park
  05/14/25
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Well-lubricated Church
  05/14/25
This happens all the time
Laughsome degenerate
  05/14/25
It’s my daily experience on Autoadmit, figuratively an...
Well-lubricated Church
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irate milky volcanic crater point
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Well-lubricated Church
  05/14/25
Shy bladder beta move
Aquamarine concupiscible rehab jewess
  05/14/25
tp
Galvanic shitlib trailer park
  05/14/25
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Well-lubricated Church
  05/14/25
(alpha who loves being as close as possible to another mans ...
ebony library
  05/14/25
Alpha move is to start pissing in the same urinal as op is c...
Aquamarine concupiscible rehab jewess
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Well-lubricated Church
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Galvanic shitlib trailer park
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ebony library
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Lmfao at chat giving identical analysis as gunnerttt: Wha...
Galvanic shitlib trailer park
  05/14/25
the chance of someone hearing, seeing, or smelling anything ...
hyperactive canary circlehead
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ebony library
  05/14/25
he did the right thing. you'll need to be more creative if y...
territorial genital piercing den
  05/14/25


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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Galvanic shitlib trailer park

Restroom has two urinals, same height, and two stalls, one handicapped. I was actively pissing and he walked in behind me. From the reflection on the tile, I saw he started to turn to use the open urinal, but then caught himself and went into the stall right next to the urinal I was using. He locked the door, then lifted the seat and started pissing. We were both over 6’4”, so I turned my head a little and we made eye contact. So we’re both pissing standing next to each other, he just was using the stall rather than stand next to me at the urinal.

wtf was going on in his head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48929969)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hideous macaca

thats the right move in that situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48929985)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Galvanic shitlib trailer park

One time Quentin Tarantino peed next to me at a urinal. He reached over the divider and shook my hand. It was alpha as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48929992)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hideous macaca

180

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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Church



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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: irate milky volcanic crater point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48929987)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Church



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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Hateful Irradiated Partner Area

"i'm peeved that this fag (lol he's gay not me!) didn't want to whip his dick out a foot away from me"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48929989)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Galvanic shitlib trailer park

He did, just on the opposite side, fully enclosed in the stall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930000)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: ebony library

obviously he didn't want to piss right next to you or thought you'd be weirded out by it so he called an audible and went to the stall but didn't factor in the height situation and by the time he entered the stall and lifted the lid he couldn't backtrack a 2nd time and go to the handicapped one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48929990)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Galvanic shitlib trailer park

I think that is what happened. There was a look in his eyes like, “he knows!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930007)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: ebony library

i think we've all been in that situation where we do something instinctual and then realize it was kinda awkward but you've gone too far. he's probably replaying this in his head and kicking himself for not doing the height math before choosing the closest stall.

another factor in his calculus is the handicapped stall being so far away would signal that he's extremely antisocial/awkward or that you are particularly gross. also as a zoomer he might have worried about you thinking he was a dick for using the handicapped stall. in that split second the stall must have seemed liked the goldilocks pisser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930122)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Church

I really, really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930216)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: ebony library

i really love autistically breaking down minutiae like this sometimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930228)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Church

Same, and yet you put it into words far better than I ever could, unironically 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930245)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: ebony library

im not sure about that, youre more eloquent than me, which is why i tend to put things in *more* words than most

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930365)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Church

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f1cd600e.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930375)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: ebony library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930381)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930494)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Charismatic public bath

why is this link already purple for me jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930496)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: ebony library

https://i.imgur.com/KLFU7Aw.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930502)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Church

98883838373782777383837367388277373838765, tyvmft 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930519)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Galvanic shitlib trailer park

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930296)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930299)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Laughsome degenerate

This happens all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930235)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Church

It’s my daily experience on Autoadmit, figuratively and even sometimes literally speaking depending on which poaster one finds oneself alone with in a given subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930250)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: irate milky volcanic crater point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930302)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930379)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Aquamarine concupiscible rehab jewess

Shy bladder beta move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930301)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Galvanic shitlib trailer park

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930369)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930377)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: ebony library

(alpha who loves being as close as possible to another mans unsheathed cock even despite alternatives existing)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930380)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Aquamarine concupiscible rehab jewess

Alpha move is to start pissing in the same urinal as op is currently using

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930388)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930493)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 4:39 PM
Author: Galvanic shitlib trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930904)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: ebony library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930964)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Galvanic shitlib trailer park

Lmfao at chat giving identical analysis as gunnerttt:

What you witnessed is classic Zoomer Bathroom Behavior™—a mix of hyper-awareness, social anxiety, and unspoken new norms. Let’s break it down:

1. Avoiding Proximity in Urinal Use

Zoomers (and younger Millennials too) often follow an unwritten rule of “maximum spacing” at urinals. If someone’s at one, and another option (like a stall) avoids side-by-side urination, they’ll take it. It’s about comfort, privacy, and avoiding perceived awkwardness, even in a perfectly functional two-urinal setup.

2. Stall Use for Urination

For a lot of Zoomers, stalls aren’t just for sitting—they’re a preferred escape from perceived social scrutiny. They’re private, don’t involve unzipping next to someone, and prevent the chance of someone hearing, seeing, or smelling anything. In tech/startup workspaces or progressive offices, this is nearly default behavior.

3. Reflex Correction

From what you described, he reflexively went for the urinal (traditional instinct), then “caught himself” and veered to the stall instead—likely realizing mid-move that standing next to a tall stranger at a urinal was not ideal.

4. Eye Contact = Nuclear Moment

Eye contact while peeing, especially without a divider? That’s like violating an ancient taboo. He probably had a minor internal panic when it happened—like, “I tried to dodge the urinal to avoid this exact thing and it still happened.”

TL;DR:

He wasn’t afraid of peeing next to you—he was avoiding potential weirdness. Zoomers tend to value privacy over tradition, and this was a micro-adjustment to minimize perceived social discomfort. Ironically, it led to exactly the weird moment he tried to avoid.

You just caught a generational anxiety in action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930918)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: hyperactive canary circlehead

the chance of someone hearing, seeing, or smelling anything tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930999)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Galvanic shitlib trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48931074)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: ebony library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48931443)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: territorial genital piercing den

he did the right thing. you'll need to be more creative if you want to get a look at his dick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48931461)