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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:16 PM Author: beady-eyed orchestra pit
So, I'm in the kitchen ironing my shirts for work when the phone rings. We have optimum voice, so the phone is connected to the computer, which is in the office. I hear my girlfriend shout "Can you get that? I'm on the phone." I don't really want to stop what I'm doing to go get it, since 9/10 times its for her. I'm like, "Can't you get it? It's probably for you..." She says no, so I put down what I am doing and walk over from the kitchen to go get it. As I walk in the office I see that she is sitting at the computer, literally about six inches from the phone. I'm like "What the fuck!" She finally answered the phone, and now is pissed off and acting all bitchy because I cursed in front of her faggot friend, who is a total cocksucker anyway.
Fucking stupid bitches...what the hell is wrong with you people?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997185) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:56 PM Author: Cerise Passionate Tattoo Pit
Err-or. Err-or. Does not compute.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997499)
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:19 PM Author: Cracking orange mood
I'm personally nice enough not to be a bitch and embarass my bfin front if his friends, even if he may be wrong. I talk to him afterwards. You were inconsiderate.
Next, slap her across the face in front of her parents.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997210) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:21 PM Author: beady-eyed orchestra pit
Fuck you. You're just another dumb whore.
And to compare saying WTF to slapping her in front of her parents is ridiculous.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997225) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:25 PM Author: Cracking orange mood
Right, I was being hyperbolic. But I was trying to give you a sense of what you did by offering an extreme example.
You don't seem bright enough to get it, though.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997260) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:51 PM Author: Lavender marvelous site
Hey dumbass. Her embarrassment was an unintended consequence of his justifiable reaction.
If you couldnt realize that I meant to say "incidental," then drop out of law school like ponky because a TTT law degree combined with a lack of common sense is an unemployable mix. I purposely didnt correct it because the statement still makes a modicum of sense. YOU ARE AN IDIOT.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997462) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:26 PM Author: Obsidian haunted graveyard field
don't put up with that bullshit.
put her in her place.
she'll respect you for it.
she doesn't respect you enough right now.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997263) |
Date: June 12th, 2005 9:23 PM Author: Flesh autistic twinkling uncleanness
"her faggot friend, who is a total cocksucker anyway."
well duh
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997239)
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:24 PM Author: Comical Plum Dopamine
Punch her in the tit
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997245) |
Date: June 12th, 2005 9:25 PM Author: gaped volcanic crater
I don't get it. She lied about being on the phone when she was really on teh computer, knowing you'd have to walk by the computer to answer the other phone?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997258) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:30 PM Author: gaped volcanic crater
Hmm, I think I'm more sympathetic to her, mainly because it annoys the hell out of me when people put me on hold to answer the other line. Call waiting is an instrument of the devil.
You could have just let it go to voicemail.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997305) |
Date: June 12th, 2005 9:32 PM Author: odious corn cake boiling water
The guy that called was a GUY? Ultimeate pwnage. How hot is this chick?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997322) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:33 PM Author: vibrant mother native
"The guy that called was a GUY?"
Most guys tend to be guys even when the guy is gay.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997333) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:47 PM Author: beady-eyed orchestra pit
Actually, he snuck in to another one of our friend's houses and touched his (friend #2) mom's twat while she was asleep. She woke up screaming and he took off down the street. Halfway down the block he dropped a pair of her panties, which he had stolen.
It was an open and shut case. The kid was about 5' tall, and he wrote his name with a sharpee in his size 6 sneakers, which he managed to leave at the scene of the crime.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997439) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:50 PM Author: beady-eyed orchestra pit
Not really. You're much smarter.
And even he wasn't a virgin (just kidding).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997458) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:55 PM Author: beady-eyed orchestra pit
I didn't think she was a milf...but some of the guys used to make jokes about how they'd fuck her, etc. I think it was just to get a rise out of the kid, since the mom was a guidance counselor at our school.
I don't think they ever talked after that. The perp was a short but rock solid (and thick) black Colombian (he was adopted)...he looked just like Mike Tyson; that was his nickname. The other kid was a skinny, effete jew, so it's not like he could have kicked his ass or anything.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997487) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:56 PM Author: beady-eyed orchestra pit
Trust me - PD is way too smart to be this kid.
EDIT: But that would be really fucking weird.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997501) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:35 PM Author: odious corn cake boiling water
clever, not
fag
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997345) |
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