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Army Reservist DEFENDING YOUR FREEDOMS and taking ?'s

I'm away for Annual Training, taking questions. - JAG; -...
bearded brunch pervert
  04/28/24
How hard is it for a 37 year old loser litigator to join the...
Cordovan Thriller Principal's Office Juggernaut
  04/28/24
Can you run 2 miles without gasping and falling over with a ...
bearded brunch pervert
  04/28/24
Yeah I can. I'm in decent shape However, do I have to com...
Cordovan Thriller Principal's Office Juggernaut
  04/28/24
It doesn't matter. You're gonna come in and suck cock as ...
bearded brunch pervert
  04/28/24
Seems like you are wrong https://www.rand.org/paf/project...
Cordovan Thriller Principal's Office Juggernaut
  04/29/24
Are you with an LOD? How long after advance course does it t...
Plum angry orchestra pit police squad
  04/28/24
You'll make O-4 in about 6-8 years. You come out as a 1LT...
bearded brunch pervert
  04/28/24
I am a CPT already, sir. Im asking you how long after you gr...
Plum angry orchestra pit police squad
  04/28/24
I pinned on MAJ 2 years after finishing JAOAC. Now I've ...
bearded brunch pervert
  04/28/24
Are you doing anything useful or just sucking up my tax mone...
violet spectacular range marketing idea
  04/28/24
You need to get down on your fucking knees and be grateful b...
bearded brunch pervert
  04/28/24
Don’t you have pushups to do, faggot?
violet spectacular range marketing idea
  04/28/24
How fast do you need to run 2 miles
Arousing set rigpig
  04/28/24
20 minutes but you can get a waiver for it
violet spectacular range marketing idea
  04/28/24
21:30
bearded brunch pervert
  04/28/24
holy shit this country is a JOKE
violet spectacular range marketing idea
  04/28/24
Imagine doing an entire cross-fit class resting for only ...
bearded brunch pervert
  04/28/24
...
deep know-it-all preventive strike point
  04/29/24
can i count on you to die for israel?
Heady white party of the first part
  04/28/24
LOLOLOLOL, no, not at fucking all. I'm a JAG, I don't do ...
bearded brunch pervert
  04/28/24
do you do the penis inspections like Ron DeSantis did?
Heady white party of the first part
  04/28/24
Yes, in fact we had a drug test this morning.
bearded brunch pervert
  04/28/24
What happens if ur a solo and you get mobilized? Have a cont...
house-broken alcoholic school hairy legs
  04/28/24
Yes you must have a plan to hand off cases. Alternately,...
Plum angry orchestra pit police squad
  04/28/24
I'm a CivilBro, so I'm not in court that often. However,...
bearded brunch pervert
  04/28/24
If you have a lot of foreign travel and have been married to...
Cordovan Thriller Principal's Office Juggernaut
  04/28/24
Secret unless you're in a slot that requires a TS. You ha...
bearded brunch pervert
  04/28/24
Isn’t that only active?
house-broken alcoholic school hairy legs
  04/28/24
My state requires it for guardsmen and the reserves as a fed...
Plum angry orchestra pit police squad
  04/29/24
What does a JAG reserve officer actually do during monthly a...
Poppy sickened hall sandwich
  04/28/24
We do weapons qualification which is fun as shit. Regard...
bearded brunch pervert
  04/28/24
What are some of the ways they can fuck with you? Can’...
Cordovan Thriller Principal's Office Juggernaut
  04/29/24
The boss is just a huge asshole about it on a spectrum from ...
Plum angry orchestra pit police squad
  04/29/24
They can give you shitty assignments, withhold promotions, e...
bearded brunch pervert
  05/02/24
which freedom? freedom to get obese on jewish death food...
Concupiscible cream twinkling uncleanness space
  04/28/24
I was thinking of joining the army at 18-20. Had a feeling t...
Thirsty library boltzmann
  04/29/24
How do you plan to injure yourself during this training tour...
histrionic flickering area
  04/29/24
" did the shrapnel hit the organ that writes memos?&quo...
Jet-lagged location
  04/29/24
...
house-broken alcoholic school hairy legs
  04/29/24
...
bearded brunch pervert
  05/02/24
Also had weapons qualification this weekend https://ibb.co/...
Plum angry orchestra pit police squad
  05/05/24
Do any reservists actually see any combat?
mustard big-titted striped hyena
  05/05/24
Short answer is yes. Long answer is the US Army Reserve is m...
Plum angry orchestra pit police squad
  05/05/24


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Date: April 28th, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: bearded brunch pervert

I'm away for Annual Training, taking questions.

- JAG;

- 6'1;

- 7.6 inches pressed to the bone

https://imgur.com/eHw9FE3

https://imgur.com/Znydror

https://imgur.com/RMhcfOf

https://imgur.com/N5OzPDq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616121)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Cordovan Thriller Principal's Office Juggernaut

How hard is it for a 37 year old loser litigator to join the reserves? Can I gain advanced rank for my LLM/work experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616147)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 6:58 PM
Author: bearded brunch pervert

Can you run 2 miles without gasping and falling over with a heart attack?

If so, YOU'RE IN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616209)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Cordovan Thriller Principal's Office Juggernaut

Yeah I can. I'm in decent shape

However, do I have to come in as an O-2/O-3 like most JAGs? I have like 10 years of litttigator experience and an LLM.

Also how long does the process take? I heard its like a year and they might throw up barriers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616392)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: bearded brunch pervert

It doesn't matter.

You're gonna come in and suck cock as a 1LT just like everyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616680)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 12:49 PM
Author: Cordovan Thriller Principal's Office Juggernaut

Seems like you are wrong

https://www.rand.org/paf/projects/dopma-ropma/officer-accession/constructive-credit.html

Chaplains and JAG Officers: Entry grade credit shall not exceed 3 years. Constructive credit awarded may not result in an appointment about the O-3 grade.

1 year of constructive service credit will be awarded for each year of graduate level education to persons appointed, designated, or assigned in an officer category that requires such advanced education or an advanced degree as a prerequisite for appointment. The amount of credit awarded will not exceed the number of years the majority of institutions that award degrees in that field require for completion of the advanced education or award of the advanced degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47618351)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 6:48 PM
Author: Plum angry orchestra pit police squad

Are you with an LOD? How long after advance course does it take to pin O-4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616171)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 6:59 PM
Author: bearded brunch pervert

You'll make O-4 in about 6-8 years.

You come out as a 1LT and make CPT within 6 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616213)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 6:59 PM
Author: Plum angry orchestra pit police squad

I am a CPT already, sir. Im asking you how long after you graduated jaoac did it take to pin 0-4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616217)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 7:00 PM
Author: bearded brunch pervert

I pinned on MAJ 2 years after finishing JAOAC.

Now I've gotta find the motivation to finish fucking ILE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616224)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 6:50 PM
Author: violet spectacular range marketing idea

Are you doing anything useful or just sucking up my tax money and poasting on reddit

Oh also fuck you you dumb beady eyed nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616176)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 6:59 PM
Author: bearded brunch pervert

You need to get down on your fucking knees and be grateful brave BROS like me are willing to step away from our lucrative practices and go defend your fucking freedoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616215)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 7:08 PM
Author: violet spectacular range marketing idea

Don’t you have pushups to do, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616253)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: Arousing set rigpig

How fast do you need to run 2 miles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616187)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 6:55 PM
Author: violet spectacular range marketing idea

20 minutes but you can get a waiver for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616196)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 7:00 PM
Author: bearded brunch pervert

21:30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616221)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 7:27 PM
Author: violet spectacular range marketing idea

holy shit this country is a JOKE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616327)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: bearded brunch pervert

Imagine doing an entire cross-fit class

resting for only 10 minutes

and then running 2 miles

I doubt you'll be busting out 6 min/miles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616682)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 1:17 AM
Author: deep know-it-all preventive strike point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47617075)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 6:59 PM
Author: Heady white party of the first part

can i count on you to die for israel?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616220)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 7:01 PM
Author: bearded brunch pervert

LOLOLOLOL, no, not at fucking all.

I'm a JAG, I don't do the dying in war. I'm back at the TOC with the Commander sipping coffee and writing legal reviews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616231)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Heady white party of the first part

do you do the penis inspections like Ron DeSantis did?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616438)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: bearded brunch pervert

Yes, in fact we had a drug test this morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616684)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 7:05 PM
Author: house-broken alcoholic school hairy legs

What happens if ur a solo and you get mobilized? Have a contingency plan to hand off clients to another attorney? If ur a gov lawyer reserves seems chill but if ur in private practice I can’t imagine it’s worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616249)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 7:28 PM
Author: Plum angry orchestra pit police squad

Yes you must have a plan to hand off cases.

Alternately, a JAG with a less complicated situation would probably be happy to take your seat on the mobilization bus. But that's not great for your jag career

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616329)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: bearded brunch pervert

I'm a CivilBro, so I'm not in court that often.

However, if I did get mobilized to go die for Israel, then I'd have to put all of my trial-ready cases on hold while I'm deployed for the next 9 months or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616691)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Cordovan Thriller Principal's Office Juggernaut

If you have a lot of foreign travel and have been married to like a Russian chick, will you fail the security clearance process for JAG? What is it now, Secret or TS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616403)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: bearded brunch pervert

Secret unless you're in a slot that requires a TS.

You have to report every time you go out of the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616693)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 11:34 PM
Author: house-broken alcoholic school hairy legs

Isn’t that only active?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616931)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 7:20 AM
Author: Plum angry orchestra pit police squad

My state requires it for guardsmen and the reserves as a federal organ probably do as well. It is not a serious requirement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47617306)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Poppy sickened hall sandwich

What does a JAG reserve officer actually do during monthly and summer training? Do you basically do a bunch of CLEs while on a base?

How did you take the time off from work for basic training etc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616428)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: bearded brunch pervert

We do weapons qualification which is fun as shit.

Regarding time off, your job HAS to keep your job while you are gone for military duty. However, they can fuck with you in 100 different ways once you come back, tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616696)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Cordovan Thriller Principal's Office Juggernaut

What are some of the ways they can fuck with you? Can’t you sue based on the USERRA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47617072)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 7:22 AM
Author: Plum angry orchestra pit police squad

The boss is just a huge asshole about it on a spectrum from passive aggressive to actionably discriminatory. Any benefit they can legally withhold, on a contrived pretext, will be withheld.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47617309)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: bearded brunch pervert

They can give you shitty assignments, withhold promotions, etc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47629691)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Concupiscible cream twinkling uncleanness space

which freedom?

freedom to get obese on jewish death food?

freedom to get a bullet in brain from nigga?

freedom to see a chick grow a penis on her forehead then lecture u abt male oppression while a rat faced demon smiles in the background?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47616946)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 8:07 AM
Author: Thirsty library boltzmann

I was thinking of joining the army at 18-20. Had a feeling that learning a trade and just chilling for a few years is a better idea but chose to be a super wagecuck doctor. If I have kids, I'll have them join the army/navy and do some trade..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47617341)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: histrionic flickering area

How do you plan to injure yourself during this training tour so that you can get VA disability?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47618602)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 2:22 PM
Author: Jet-lagged location

" did the shrapnel hit the organ that writes memos?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47618641)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: house-broken alcoholic school hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47618718)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: bearded brunch pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47629726)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 9:36 AM
Author: Plum angry orchestra pit police squad

Also had weapons qualification this weekend

https://ibb.co/album/Tm9hgN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47636661)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: mustard big-titted striped hyena

Do any reservists actually see any combat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47636680)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Plum angry orchestra pit police squad

Short answer is yes. Long answer is the US Army Reserve is made up of non-combat personnel largely organized into homogenous formations by functional area. For instance, a Legal Operations Detachment is a large group of lawyers that is an available pool of replacement/backfill personnel for the greater Army. My opinion is: personnel in the US Army Reserve are unlikely to be involved in kinetic moments.

The National Guards of each state are more or less organized into self-contained deployable brigades, including combat troops and organic support entities. Several states employ special forces groups. It has not been unusual in my career for a senior NCO in the national guard to have been in combat in the early to mid 00s in Iraq and Afghanistan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522440&forum_id=2#47636740)