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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
Excitant Faggot Firefighter
  07/11/25
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
Irradiated nofapping trailer park
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
Obsidian factory reset button idiot
  07/11/25
OP is JM
crystalline weed whacker
  07/11/25
not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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Snowy Odious Church Building Dragon
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stimulating international law enforcement agency
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boyish doctorate
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send reinforcements
Dark Vibrant Hall Masturbator
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
Glittery bull headed heaven mental disorder
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A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
Excitant Faggot Firefighter
  07/11/25
Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
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pearl electric blood rage indirect expression
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Excitant Faggot Firefighter

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Dashing office electric furnace

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: cracking soggy state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093335)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: boyish doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093340)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Irradiated nofapping trailer park



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: impressive internal respiration police squad



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Angry Pocket Flask Stage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Saffron digit ratio lodge



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: startling razzle-dazzle piazza selfie



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: stimulating international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093893)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Violet Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094372)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: wonderful orange pozpig base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094398)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Irradiated nofapping trailer park

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Obsidian factory reset button idiot

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: crystalline weed whacker

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Shivering wrinkle athletic conference

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Excitant Faggot Firefighter

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Snowy Odious Church Building Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093410)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Spectacular Multi-billionaire Parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093424)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Shivering wrinkle athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093532)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: peach parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093537)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: arousing persian theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093833)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: stimulating international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: wonderful orange pozpig base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: boyish doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Dark Vibrant Hall Masturbator

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Glittery bull headed heaven mental disorder

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Excitant Faggot Firefighter

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Angry Pocket Flask Stage

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling knife

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: startling razzle-dazzle piazza selfie

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Bistre talented stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093521)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: pearl electric blood rage indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093776)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: learning disabled gas station cuckold

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Excitant Faggot Firefighter

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: boyish doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: wonderful orange pozpig base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Snowy Odious Church Building Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49095541)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Bossy adventurous native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093892)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Shivering wrinkle athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49095575)