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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?
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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: Laughsome dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236) |
Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM Author: Arrogant main people I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: translucent soul-stirring hall puppy Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM Author: Free-loading gaming laptop I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: Carnelian Cheese-eating Whorehouse Incel Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM Author: mind-boggling public bath how much life insurance do they have? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM Author: gaped flesh bbw den Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: Fear-inspiring principal's office sex offender You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: amethyst confused brunch the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Laughsome dragon just jump is ALWAYS tcr
this bro lived
https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323 |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: Cracking haunted graveyard center now that's what i call a hypo.
rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: spruce patrolman This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61 |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM Author: fiercely-loyal white nursing home toaster lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: Laughsome dragon “ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Azure hairraiser field 180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM Author: stirring faggot firefighter philosopher-king https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM Author: spectacular hilarious keepsake machete If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Laughsome dragon cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Cracking haunted graveyard center what about your other kids? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM Author: light step-uncle's house ? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: Azure hairraiser field (guy who doesn't have crotch fruit) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM Author: Glassy Digit Ratio Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: fiercely-loyal white nursing home toaster dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: spectacular hilarious keepsake machete His wife will probably have sex with him too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM Author: copper fluffy sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: gaped flesh bbw den Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: racy lay shitlib Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: fragrant love of her life community account (actual married male) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM Author: fiercely-loyal white nursing home toaster fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM Author: racy lay shitlib Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM Author: Arrogant main people this is a sick post even for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: fiercely-loyal white nursing home toaster i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM Author: light step-uncle's house absolutely bizarre inference you drew here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM Author: Laughsome dragon Jewish projection is a bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM Author: wonderful thirsty plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM Author: thriller theater knife is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM Author: plum histrionic chapel roast beef id probably grab a flotation device first (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Razzle disrespectful range (Smart Dad) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Laughsome dragon more like (dad of a dead kid) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM Author: plum histrionic chapel roast beef my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM Author: Glassy Digit Ratio Masturbator Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM Author: plum histrionic chapel roast beef (shortmo kids) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: bespoke really tough guy Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Laughsome dragon this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM Author: Mint Shaky Mad Cow Disease Coldplay Fan (Disney in house lawyer) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM Author: vivacious geriatric hominid (Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM Author: Laughsome dragon ALWAYS tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM Author: Cordovan high-end university Depends which kid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: diverse avocado shrine fortuitous meteor Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM Author: Laughsome dragon JFC man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: amethyst confused brunch Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM Author: mind-boggling public bath *furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM Author: lemon pungent headpube fat ankles https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067
The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.
Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM Author: Laughsome dragon jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: brass motley resort legend jfc, the poor parents (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM Author: Magenta Big Personal Credit Line Garrison i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM Author: Glassy Digit Ratio Masturbator I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM Author: Magenta Big Personal Credit Line Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM Author: Garnet turdskin He should have jumped (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Naked Olive Water Buffalo Area how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.
you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.
the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM Author: light step-uncle's house lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM Author: Laughsome dragon cr
this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM Author: fiercely-loyal white nursing home toaster it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM Author: Laughsome dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM Author: mildly autistic balding queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM Author: Glassy Digit Ratio Masturbator lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM Author: bat shit crazy slate ticket booth filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: Infuriating sick school cafeteria dingle berry never gone over 25 feet because of the fear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM Author: burgundy aphrodisiac forum ratface If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Painfully honest puce trailer park voyeur Where did you come up with "head first"?
Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.
https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86 |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM Author: coiffed black school foreskin Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM Author: Sexy ruby pervert https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM Author: mildly autistic balding queen of the night it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM Author: Hyperventilating cruise ship halford Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM Author: Laughsome dragon is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?
also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM Author: Glassy Digit Ratio Masturbator Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.
I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world. |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM Author: Laughsome dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM Author: copper fluffy sanctuary Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Multi-colored address deer antler 😟 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM Author: smoky irate national private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM Author: Laughsome dragon holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM Author: mildly autistic balding queen of the night yes absolutely (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM Author: irradiated institution background story Anyone who says no isn’t a parent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM Author: Garnet turdskin Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM Author: gaped flesh bbw den You jump in no matter what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM Author: Laughsome dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM Author: Garnet turdskin Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.
Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM Author: Garnet turdskin Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721) |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM Author: Cordovan high-end university Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM Author: gaped flesh bbw den That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM Author: Laughsome dragon I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284) |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: indecent frozen rehab its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: copper fluffy sanctuary yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM Author: startling circlehead kid yes, wife no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM Author: Laughsome dragon that was unnecessary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: Cordovan high-end university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM Author: Bright Round Eye Partner If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM Author: Magenta Big Personal Credit Line Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: Glassy Digit Ratio Masturbator lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: Laughsome dragon wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889) |