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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
Titillating school cafeteria doctorate
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
Exhilarant frozen principal's office
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OP is JM
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Fighting personal credit line

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: brilliant zombie-like stage halford

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Balding concupiscible state gay wizard



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Big Chad



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Titillating school cafeteria doctorate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: dashing bistre rigor



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: adventurous yapping point codepig



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: multi-colored nursing home athletic conference



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: translucent narrow-minded stage therapy



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: charismatic nibblets



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: High-end Station Indirect Expression



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: silver glittery filthpig



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Titillating school cafeteria doctorate

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant frozen principal's office

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Maroon jewess indian lodge

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: fuchsia big-titted selfie gas station

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Fighting personal credit line

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: bespoke bisexual locus degenerate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Onyx base half-breed

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: fuchsia big-titted selfie gas station



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac embarrassed to the bone parlor famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093537)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring duck-like cruise ship foreskin



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: charismatic nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: silver glittery filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Big Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Hideous aromatic property electric furnace

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Bright hairy legs

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Fighting personal credit line

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: adventurous yapping point codepig

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Khaki locale idea he suggested

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: translucent narrow-minded stage therapy

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: cracking costumed stag film



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Startling blathering black woman



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Deranged native mexican

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Fighting personal credit line

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Big Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: silver glittery filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: bespoke bisexual locus degenerate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Judgmental Spectacular Turdskin



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: fuchsia big-titted selfie gas station



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