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Hypo: live the rest of your life as CSLG or RSF sycophant?

In this hypo you have to be in the tank as bad as disco frie...
Metal dashing cruise ship giraffe
  08/10/25
candy ride sucks more RSF dick than anyone on this board. we...
domesticated comical background story center
  08/11/25
See, eg: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761831&am...
domesticated comical background story center
  08/12/25
CSLG at least pays for his friends. RSF: Lol
Adventurous den half-breed
  08/10/25
cslg doesn’t have friends, LOL
stirring arrogant house wagecucks
  08/10/25
Can you two please stick to the hypo? This is a hypo thread....
Metal dashing cruise ship giraffe
  08/10/25
I can’t imagine anyone choosing to hang out with that ...
stirring arrogant house wagecucks
  08/10/25
The hypo is open to all and everyone of different opinions. ...
Metal dashing cruise ship giraffe
  08/10/25
bbut where will i get the $1,000,000. Oh wait...
massive know-it-all sex offender
  08/11/25
Is this asking if I want to be a CSLG sycophant or CSLG hims...
heady flesh orchestra pit
  08/10/25
In the hypo you get to be kenny or chandler or disco fries. ...
Metal dashing cruise ship giraffe
  08/10/25
BUT WHERE WILL I GET TEN MILLION DOLLARS
Wonderful bright son of senegal theatre
  08/10/25
Lmao jfc
Metal dashing cruise ship giraffe
  08/10/25
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well-lubricated meetinghouse toaster
  08/10/25
Suicide with a high caliber weapon
Ultramarine weed whacker
  08/10/25
Not a lot of fans of the hypo. 🤔
Metal dashing cruise ship giraffe
  08/10/25
Death seems better than being an unabashed, unrepentant syco...
Ultramarine weed whacker
  08/10/25
A conjuring of the indicted sycophants was performed
Electric newt sweet tailpipe
  08/11/25
lmao, I would never support or talk to RSF ever again if he ...
Honey-headed base pozpig
  08/10/25
It's wild how that blubbery seal slaps and begs ratboi to th...
stirring arrogant house wagecucks
  08/10/25
he loves the abuse. very deranged psyche, the exact type of ...
Honey-headed base pozpig
  08/10/25
CSLG is 180. From what I have seen, RSF is 120 and eaten up ...
amethyst fighting new version
  08/10/25
I wouldn't consider disco fries or TDNW to be sycophants.
blue tattoo location
  08/10/25
That's what makes you Candy Ride tp
Metal dashing cruise ship giraffe
  08/10/25
CR. you swallow way more of RSF's cum than anyone
domesticated comical background story center
  08/11/25
i'd probably pick RSF. 80% chance with CSLG i'll at some...
bisexual gay really tough guy philosopher-king
  08/10/25
The point of both of them and of EPAH and Dirte and Tommy an...
Electric newt sweet tailpipe
  08/10/25
Can you give an example of a time one of the aforementioned ...
Metal dashing cruise ship giraffe
  08/10/25
“Should I open a side-hustle business with my spouse a...
Electric newt sweet tailpipe
  08/10/25
This may be the most profound and unheralded scholarship in ...
Metal dashing cruise ship giraffe
  08/11/25
...
bisexual gay really tough guy philosopher-king
  08/11/25
...
Wonderful bright son of senegal theatre
  08/11/25
one potential factor is the company that cslg keeps. would n...
yellow pistol dingle berry
  08/11/25
What's wrong with chandler? He seems alright
Metal dashing cruise ship giraffe
  08/11/25
RSF bcs I believe he can be rehabilitated
massive know-it-all sex offender
  08/11/25
What measures would you suggest to achieve this
Metal dashing cruise ship giraffe
  08/11/25
more philanthropy and less hedonism.
massive know-it-all sex offender
  08/11/25
The local weatherman is not forecasting that any time soon
Metal dashing cruise ship giraffe
  08/11/25
so this hypo you are choosing to be disco fries or TDNW. is ...
Geriatric slate bawdyhouse
  08/11/25
No
Metal dashing cruise ship giraffe
  08/11/25
If you choose DF cholesterol will take care of that in the n...
stirring arrogant house wagecucks
  08/11/25


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Date: August 10th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Metal dashing cruise ship giraffe

In this hypo you have to be in the tank as bad as disco fries or TDNW. You must choose a Patron Jew to follow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49171807)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: domesticated comical background story center

candy ride sucks more RSF dick than anyone on this board. we're talking boatloads of cum. he always rushes to defend RSF if anyone criticizes him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49173704)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: domesticated comical background story center

See, eg: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761831&mc=13&forum_id=2#49180352

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49180447)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Adventurous den half-breed

CSLG at least pays for his friends. RSF: Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49171809)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: stirring arrogant house wagecucks

cslg doesn’t have friends, LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49171892)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Metal dashing cruise ship giraffe

Can you two please stick to the hypo? This is a hypo thread. You must choose between two options.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49171906)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: stirring arrogant house wagecucks

I can’t imagine anyone choosing to hang out with that sleazy rat faced weirdo vs with a chill drinking breh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49171913)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Metal dashing cruise ship giraffe

The hypo is open to all and everyone of different opinions. No one is right or wrong here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49171922)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: massive know-it-all sex offender

bbut where will i get the $1,000,000. Oh wait...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49175053)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: heady flesh orchestra pit

Is this asking if I want to be a CSLG sycophant or CSLG himself?

My answer is the same either way just want to be clear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49171927)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: Metal dashing cruise ship giraffe

In the hypo you get to be kenny or chandler or disco fries. Not the man, but the man who worships the man. You have to be a full blown toadie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49171931)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Wonderful bright son of senegal theatre

BUT WHERE WILL I GET TEN MILLION DOLLARS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49171945)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Metal dashing cruise ship giraffe

Lmao jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49171950)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: well-lubricated meetinghouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49171952)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Ultramarine weed whacker

Suicide with a high caliber weapon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49172055)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Metal dashing cruise ship giraffe

Not a lot of fans of the hypo. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49172127)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Ultramarine weed whacker

Death seems better than being an unabashed, unrepentant sycophant of anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49172154)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Electric newt sweet tailpipe

A conjuring of the indicted sycophants was performed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49174704)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Honey-headed base pozpig

lmao, I would never support or talk to RSF ever again if he treated me 1/100th as bad as clsg shits all over DF

hard for friendless dorks on xo to understand how simple this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49172233)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: stirring arrogant house wagecucks

It's wild how that blubbery seal slaps and begs ratboi to throw him scraps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49172244)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: Honey-headed base pozpig

he loves the abuse. very deranged psyche, the exact type of person that clsg attracts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49172315)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: amethyst fighting new version

CSLG is 180. From what I have seen, RSF is 120 and eaten up inside by guilt, shame, and maybe some repressed Judaism.

I’d take CSLG any day of the week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49172322)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: blue tattoo location

I wouldn't consider disco fries or TDNW to be sycophants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49172325)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Metal dashing cruise ship giraffe

That's what makes you Candy Ride tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49173586)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: domesticated comical background story center

CR. you swallow way more of RSF's cum than anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49173702)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: bisexual gay really tough guy philosopher-king

i'd probably pick RSF.

80% chance with CSLG i'll at some point have to spend my time explaining away some disgusting and infamous public scandal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49173591)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Electric newt sweet tailpipe

The point of both of them and of EPAH and Dirte and Tommy and so many others, is that their lives are so fantastically different from my own. They’re what make this whole soap opera entertaining and help me interrogate my own life choices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49173601)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Metal dashing cruise ship giraffe

Can you give an example of a time one of the aforementioned poasters was in a quirky life situation that you extracted a morality lesson from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49173603)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:54 PM
Author: Electric newt sweet tailpipe

“Should I open a side-hustle business with my spouse and our close friends?” Karma Sushi is my modern parable.

“Do I want to sail the world in retirement?” LJL, Tommy taught me so much about separating my escapist fantasies from my actual life goals.

“I recall my carefree and mildly dissolute youth fondly. What would it be like to go raging at nightclubs at this age? To chase young women?” RSF’s SO 180 Summer of Freedom makes me want to lie down for a nap just hearing about it.

“Goddamn I’m tired. Burning the candle at both ends with work and family. Maybe I should just skip the gym. What could go wrong?” I am absolutely the type of man where if I let go of all willpower I would wake up face down in a buttery to-go container of Alice Springs chicken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49173635)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 12:22 AM
Author: Metal dashing cruise ship giraffe

This may be the most profound and unheralded scholarship in bort history. I tip my fedora to you, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49173699)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: bisexual gay really tough guy philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49173711)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Wonderful bright son of senegal theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49175066)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: yellow pistol dingle berry

one potential factor is the company that cslg keeps. would not want to be around those people more than once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49175043)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Metal dashing cruise ship giraffe

What's wrong with chandler? He seems alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49175067)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: massive know-it-all sex offender

RSF bcs I believe he can be rehabilitated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49175047)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Metal dashing cruise ship giraffe

What measures would you suggest to achieve this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49175069)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: massive know-it-all sex offender

more philanthropy and less hedonism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49175151)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Metal dashing cruise ship giraffe

The local weatherman is not forecasting that any time soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49175157)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Geriatric slate bawdyhouse

so this hypo you are choosing to be disco fries or TDNW. is killself an option?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49175048)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Metal dashing cruise ship giraffe

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49175070)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: stirring arrogant house wagecucks

If you choose DF cholesterol will take care of that in the next 2 years or so anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2#49175078)