Date: June 4th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: Slime Wall Climber
Sometimes I kid myself that I was a Chad-light growing up. No, not really. I remember being 13 or 14 and seeing him at the family reunions when he was 21 or so.
Every girl creamed over him, and the adults talked about him like a God. He was supposedly a great baseball player and had got a scholarship, but at 20, he'd been stabbed in the stomach after getting in a fight at a nightclub, and was home during the last time I met him.
I remember during the family volleyball game, he commanded the opposite side of the net from me despite having some kind of sinus infection where he was harking phlegm and blowing snot everywhere by holding one nostril and shooting it out.
The scene that sticks in my mind was that he would turn his head and spit and blow snot directly toward the girls beside him, and instead of being repulsed, it was like they wouldn't even move back, as if they would be made greater if his spit or snot landed upon them.
Truly amazing.
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