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Your wife falls off a cruise ship. Do you jump in?

Or did you push her off?
abnormal boyish ratface
  07/06/25
I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.
Slap-happy office volcanic crater
  07/06/25
underrated
multi-colored background story orchestra pit
  07/06/25
THIS.
mauve bateful hall
  07/06/25
Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. ...
Magical kitchen idiot
  07/06/25
Lol
Bonkers private investor elastic band
  07/06/25
lmao, even.
Hyperventilating Tripping Shrine Pistol
  07/06/25
In fact, lmfao
Frozen Indecent Temple
  07/06/25
...
abnormal boyish ratface
  07/06/25
...
Hyperventilating Tripping Shrine Pistol
  07/06/25
jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!
Brindle legend cuckoldry
  07/06/25
Of course
bearded mental disorder national
  07/06/25
Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her
Stirring stage
  07/06/25
I'm an extremely strong swimmer
bearded mental disorder national
  07/06/25
is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some le...
Hyperventilating Tripping Shrine Pistol
  07/06/25
No
Thriller deranged pisswyrm liquid oxygen
  07/06/25
*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hu...
fragrant duck-like gaping
  07/06/25
you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone kn...
Magenta mischievous toaster useless brakes
  07/06/25
You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them
Stirring stage
  07/06/25
fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most...
Magenta mischievous toaster useless brakes
  07/06/25
okay, I lol’d
well-lubricated filthpig
  07/06/25
...
Razzle-dazzle claret spot mother
  07/07/25
No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents...
Chocolate Bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
Tell is about her perky tits.
Frozen Indecent Temple
  07/06/25
noble
Magenta mischievous toaster useless brakes
  07/06/25
...
Razzle-dazzle claret spot mother
  07/07/25
...
fiercely-loyal cordovan digit ratio trailer park
  07/07/25
...
Chocolate Bawdyhouse
  07/07/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: abnormal boyish ratface

Or did you push her off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076357)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Slap-happy office volcanic crater

I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076363)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: multi-colored background story orchestra pit

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077584)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: mauve bateful hall

THIS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077770)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Magical kitchen idiot

Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. Need to hold her under the water to ensure the job is done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076369)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Bonkers private investor elastic band

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076371)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Tripping Shrine Pistol

lmao, even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076383)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Frozen Indecent Temple

In fact, lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076423)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: abnormal boyish ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076444)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Tripping Shrine Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076908)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Brindle legend cuckoldry

jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076452)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: bearded mental disorder national

Of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076912)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Stirring stage

Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077046)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: bearded mental disorder national

I'm an extremely strong swimmer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077051)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Tripping Shrine Pistol

is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some left back in our…well, i guess, my…room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077765)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Thriller deranged pisswyrm liquid oxygen

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076917)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: fragrant duck-like gaping

*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hurl yourself off into the pitch black sea*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076919)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Magenta mischievous toaster useless brakes

you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone knows you jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076931)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Stirring stage

You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Magenta mischievous toaster useless brakes

fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most to be hidden on most jumps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077532)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: well-lubricated filthpig

okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077534)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:03 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle claret spot mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077969)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Chocolate Bawdyhouse

No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents. They’ll be much better off with their dad and their new mom (she’s 19).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077591)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Frozen Indecent Temple

Tell is about her perky tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077594)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Magenta mischievous toaster useless brakes

noble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077595)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle claret spot mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077971)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal cordovan digit ratio trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49078765)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Chocolate Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49079489)