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Microsoft lays off literally over 9000 workers

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/...
Vivacious Seedy Coffee Pot
  04/24/26
Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.
Offensive sneaky criminal library
  04/24/26
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titillating big-titted garrison water buffalo
  04/24/26
"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based ...
Big slimy set rigpig
  04/24/26
The great Boomer Purge is finally happening
Floppy crusty famous landscape painting
  04/24/26
Gen X is finally taking over OYT
haunting spruce sandwich
  04/24/26
the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread abo...
Floppy crusty famous landscape painting
  04/24/26
Link?
haunting spruce sandwich
  04/24/26
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Vivacious Seedy Coffee Pot
  04/24/26
they were still the only people doing interesting things at ...
Walnut Provocative Elastic Band Headpube
  04/24/26
These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 year...
marvelous forum kitty cat
  04/24/26
Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are th...
Walnut Provocative Elastic Band Headpube
  04/24/26
gen x is not old 😔
rose kitchen
  04/24/26
Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is a...
bateful sanctuary cuckoldry
  04/24/26
all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 2...
Thriller stage
  04/24/26
they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready fo...
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milky at-the-ready base dog poop
  04/24/26
The program targets employees at the senior director level a...
marvelous forum kitty cat
  04/24/26
Those people are OLD.
Big slimy set rigpig
  04/24/26


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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Vivacious Seedy Coffee Pot

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/91335472

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839401)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Offensive sneaky criminal library

Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839408)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: titillating big-titted garrison water buffalo



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Big slimy set rigpig

"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based employees will be eligible"..."The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70"

That's an insane number of old doods for a tech company wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839413)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Floppy crusty famous landscape painting

The great Boomer Purge is finally happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839417)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: haunting spruce sandwich

Gen X is finally taking over OYT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839433)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: Floppy crusty famous landscape painting

the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread about some poaster's shitboomer father being "angry and depressed". The Strokes are calling out the Juice. Grace Bowers just gave the finger to creepy ScumBoomer Gibson guitar enthusiasts.

it's over Boomers, but we will make it much worse before you get to die mwhahhahahaha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839460)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: haunting spruce sandwich

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839604)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Vivacious Seedy Coffee Pot

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839439)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Walnut Provocative Elastic Band Headpube

they were still the only people doing interesting things at microsoft.

geriatric Dave Cutler >>>>>>> 27 year old jeet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839705)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: marvelous forum kitty cat

These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839710)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Walnut Provocative Elastic Band Headpube

Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are the ones who shit up the Office UX.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839723)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: rose kitchen

gen x is not old 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839722)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: bateful sanctuary cuckoldry

Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is acting up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839730)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Thriller stage

all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 25 years, it's overdue IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839701)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: chestnut factory reset button space

they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready for the market. need to be guillotined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839712)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: milky at-the-ready base dog poop



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: opaque dopamine round eye



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: milky at-the-ready base dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839713)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: marvelous forum kitty cat

The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70.

Even 1980 X-ennials could qualify if they joined MSFT out of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839717)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Big slimy set rigpig

Those people are OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839738)