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It's WWI, you're in a trench with Whokebe

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there was only one piece of gum...Whokebe chewed it for you
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i would like to become a grand vizier of cavalrymen, too
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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:34 PM
Author: startling vibrant whorehouse

and he's staring at you. The whites of his eyes are more pronounced due to the dirt on his face and clothes. He has one of those WWI Doughboy helmets, and his gun's got a bayonet on it. You're getting mad because he's not blinking. Your sarge comes up and he has this big walrus mustache and he's yelling about how you boys are the finest and he wants you to charge up and over and then you'll be heroes back home and he says you'll all just love the jazz age, he knows it, but duty comes first. You look back over at Whokebe and he's still just staring at you. You have one piece of chewing gum (whatever that brand is that has "zebra" stripes and loses flavor really fast; you brought it with you from your own time and it's the only thing you have distinguishing you as a 21st century person). Do you split it with Whok or what?

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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:35 PM
Author: curious saffron casino

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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:35 PM
Author: Charcoal Hunting Ground

180

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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed confused halford address

there was only one piece of gum...Whokebe chewed it for you

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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:07 AM
Author: green parlour pozpig

you offer whokebe the gum. he will politely accept and slip the gum into his breast pocket. an awkward silence will intercede. without forewarning, whokebe will then leap out of the trench and attack an ottoman cavalryman. he will wrestle the ottoman man down, slit his throat, take off his uniform, and put it on.

he will mount the horse and return to the ottoman field camp. his charm and charisma will impress all and he will be appointed grand vizier of cavalrymen. then he will march INTO the sea and the ottoman cavalrymen, overwrought by whokebe's daring, will follow to their ocean graves.

months later, whokebe emerges from the sea. everyone is startled at the unfathomable development. when asked how he survived, he blows a bubble with the gum and lets it pop and then explains how he lived in a bubble under the sea until he was positive all of the ottoman cavalrymen were dead.

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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:15 AM
Author: Fighting mediation



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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:18 AM
Author: Ruddy hissy fit

amazing

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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:18 AM
Author: azure coffee pot

nice work

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Date: August 14th, 2009 12:50 PM
Author: startling vibrant whorehouse

ty

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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:53 PM
Author: Idiotic Laser Beams Step-uncle's House



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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:58 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink headpube cuckoldry

dood, can I be you for a day? I would be curious to know what your stream of consciousness is like given that you come up with stuff like this without even trying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503666)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:59 PM
Author: Idiotic Laser Beams Step-uncle's House

I have oft wondered this. And whether people IRL think of him as that guy in torts who doesn't talk much, or the associate who turns in well researched but bland pleadings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503671)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 3:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink headpube cuckoldry

Who knows...he might be a really outgoing, witty guy or he could be one of those guys who hides his creativity IRL and lets it manifest on internet chatblogs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503695)



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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:38 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal garnet nursing home

It's a shame that doods like this get shackled down to the toil of BIGLAW.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14395937)



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Date: October 27th, 2009 11:07 PM
Author: lake big stage



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Date: November 21st, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: lake big stage

i would like to become a grand vizier of cavalrymen, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13332519)



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Date: November 24th, 2009 9:33 PM
Author: Sadistic Voyeur

link to doughboys fighting ottoman troops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13360845)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 1:31 AM
Author: lake big stage

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Date: January 14th, 2010 1:34 AM
Author: Nudist Library

180

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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:24 PM
Author: Nudist Library

epic

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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: comical idea he suggested state

top 5 post right here

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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:27 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal garnet nursing home



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Date: March 19th, 2010 4:42 AM
Author: Racy Twisted Mood Legal Warrant



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Date: April 18th, 2010 12:18 PM
Author: startling vibrant whorehouse



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Date: April 18th, 2010 12:22 PM
Author: vivacious spot depressive

very nice

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Date: June 21st, 2010 4:13 PM
Author: glittery frisky toaster

180 for unfathomable

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Date: August 30th, 2010 11:45 PM
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Date: October 8th, 2010 12:46 AM
Author: henna telephone

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Date: April 12th, 2011 11:13 AM
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Date: April 24th, 2011 2:03 AM
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Date: June 17th, 2011 7:26 PM
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Date: July 11th, 2011 6:58 PM
Author: Aquamarine roast beef

180

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Date: July 11th, 2011 7:24 PM
Author: copper location

wow

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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: stirring dilemma jap

Yep.

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Date: August 14th, 2009 1:27 AM
Author: startling vibrant whorehouse



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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:16 AM
Author: charismatic hairless crackhouse windowlicker

yes, i'd split my gum with whokebe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12500686)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 10:41 AM
Author: startling vibrant whorehouse

hm

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Date: August 14th, 2009 10:57 AM
Author: judgmental jade boiling water garrison

I'd probably stab him to death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502078)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:00 AM
Author: Cracking chad mental disorder

i'd slip the gum back in my pocket for safekeeping and then turn to him and allow him to slam his fist into my face, which is what he'd been planning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502092)



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Date: October 27th, 2009 11:05 PM
Author: lake big stage



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Date: November 24th, 2009 9:29 PM
Author: startling vibrant whorehouse



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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac base gaming laptop



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Date: March 19th, 2010 5:47 AM
Author: misunderstood newt area



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Date: March 19th, 2010 11:27 AM
Author: Electric space

Of course...

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Date: March 19th, 2010 11:35 AM
Author: plum therapy

would read again

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Date: June 20th, 2010 11:05 PM
Author: Racy Twisted Mood Legal Warrant

you'll all just love the jazz age, he knows it, but duty comes first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#15300900)



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Date: October 8th, 2010 12:45 AM
Author: exciting idiot nowag



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Date: July 22nd, 2011 4:50 AM
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