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It's WWI, you're in a trench with Whokebe

and he's staring at you. The whites of his eyes are more pro...
180 Emerald New Version National Security Agency
  08/13/09
fuck. yes.
coral potus
  08/13/09
180
Marvelous blathering area wrinkle
  08/13/09
there was only one piece of gum...Whokebe chewed it for you
bateful confused stage marketing idea
  08/13/09
you offer whokebe the gum. he will politely accept and slip ...
effete lay
  08/14/09
...
Razzle-dazzle brilliant therapy
  08/14/09
amazing
elite frum indian lodge
  08/14/09
nice work
Mustard temple
  08/14/09
ty
180 Emerald New Version National Security Agency
  08/14/09
...
carmine church building
  08/14/09
dood, can I be you for a day? I would be curious to know wha...
white plaza
  08/14/09
I have oft wondered this. And whether people IRL think of h...
carmine church building
  08/14/09
Who knows...he might be a really outgoing, witty guy or he c...
white plaza
  08/14/09
It's a shame that doods like this get shackled down to the t...
underhanded den dopamine
  03/14/10
...
Flatulent sepia forum
  10/27/09
i would like to become a grand vizier of cavalrymen, too
Flatulent sepia forum
  11/21/09
link to doughboys fighting ottoman troops?
pearly step-uncle's house
  11/24/09
180
Flatulent sepia forum
  01/14/10
180
Multi-colored Crystalline Jew
  01/14/10
epic
Multi-colored Crystalline Jew
  03/14/10
top 5 post right here
translucent mildly autistic school private investor
  03/14/10
...
underhanded den dopamine
  03/14/10
...
awkward lemon trump supporter goyim
  03/19/10
...
180 Emerald New Version National Security Agency
  04/18/10
very nice
Hairraiser jewess roast beef
  04/18/10
180 for unfathomable
boyish cerise headpube
  06/21/10
...
big claret faggot firefighter
  08/30/10
motherfuck
Onyx laughsome background story hominid
  10/08/10
...
cocaine farts
  04/12/11
...
mind-boggling piazza
  04/24/11
...
Impertinent spot
  06/17/11
180
indecent seedy kitchen
  07/11/11
wow
Wonderful cuckold
  07/11/11
Yep.
Appetizing parlor
  08/13/09
...
180 Emerald New Version National Security Agency
  08/14/09
yes, i'd split my gum with whokebe.
useless cheese-eating house tattoo
  08/14/09
hm
180 Emerald New Version National Security Agency
  08/14/09
I'd probably stab him to death.
Aromatic umber brunch organic girlfriend
  08/14/09
i'd slip the gum back in my pocket for safekeeping and then ...
Thirsty exciting blood rage death wish
  08/14/09
...
Flatulent sepia forum
  10/27/09
...
180 Emerald New Version National Security Agency
  11/24/09
...
big claret faggot firefighter
  03/14/10
...
Vibrant base
  03/19/10
Of course...
Ivory idiotic fat ankles sound barrier
  03/19/10
would read again
embarrassed to the bone transparent hospital
  03/19/10
you'll all just love the jazz age, he knows it, but duty com...
awkward lemon trump supporter goyim
  06/20/10
...
fear-inspiring puppy heaven
  10/08/10
...
French Native
  07/22/11





Date: August 13th, 2009 9:34 PM
Author: 180 Emerald New Version National Security Agency

and he's staring at you. The whites of his eyes are more pronounced due to the dirt on his face and clothes. He has one of those WWI Doughboy helmets, and his gun's got a bayonet on it. You're getting mad because he's not blinking. Your sarge comes up and he has this big walrus mustache and he's yelling about how you boys are the finest and he wants you to charge up and over and then you'll be heroes back home and he says you'll all just love the jazz age, he knows it, but duty comes first. You look back over at Whokebe and he's still just staring at you. You have one piece of chewing gum (whatever that brand is that has "zebra" stripes and loses flavor really fast; you brought it with you from your own time and it's the only thing you have distinguishing you as a 21st century person). Do you split it with Whok or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497726)





Date: August 13th, 2009 9:35 PM
Author: coral potus

fuck. yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497737)





Date: August 13th, 2009 9:35 PM
Author: Marvelous blathering area wrinkle

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497739)





Date: August 13th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: bateful confused stage marketing idea

there was only one piece of gum...Whokebe chewed it for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497764)





Date: August 14th, 2009 11:07 AM
Author: effete lay

you offer whokebe the gum. he will politely accept and slip the gum into his breast pocket. an awkward silence will intercede. without forewarning, whokebe will then leap out of the trench and attack an ottoman cavalryman. he will wrestle the ottoman man down, slit his throat, take off his uniform, and put it on.

he will mount the horse and return to the ottoman field camp. his charm and charisma will impress all and he will be appointed grand vizier of cavalrymen. then he will march INTO the sea and the ottoman cavalrymen, overwrought by whokebe's daring, will follow to their ocean graves.

months later, whokebe emerges from the sea. everyone is startled at the unfathomable development. when asked how he survived, he blows a bubble with the gum and lets it pop and then explains how he lived in a bubble under the sea until he was positive all of the ottoman cavalrymen were dead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502114)





Date: August 14th, 2009 11:15 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle brilliant therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502169)





Date: August 14th, 2009 11:18 AM
Author: elite frum indian lodge

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502179)





Date: August 14th, 2009 11:18 AM
Author: Mustard temple

nice work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502182)





Date: August 14th, 2009 12:50 PM
Author: 180 Emerald New Version National Security Agency

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502761)





Date: August 14th, 2009 2:53 PM
Author: carmine church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503639)





Date: August 14th, 2009 2:58 PM
Author: white plaza

dood, can I be you for a day? I would be curious to know what your stream of consciousness is like given that you come up with stuff like this without even trying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503666)





Date: August 14th, 2009 2:59 PM
Author: carmine church building

I have oft wondered this. And whether people IRL think of him as that guy in torts who doesn't talk much, or the associate who turns in well researched but bland pleadings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503671)





Date: August 14th, 2009 3:03 PM
Author: white plaza

Who knows...he might be a really outgoing, witty guy or he could be one of those guys who hides his creativity IRL and lets it manifest on internet chatblogs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503695)





Date: March 14th, 2010 11:38 PM
Author: underhanded den dopamine

It's a shame that doods like this get shackled down to the toil of BIGLAW.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14395937)





Date: October 27th, 2009 11:07 PM
Author: Flatulent sepia forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13105448)





Date: November 21st, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: Flatulent sepia forum

i would like to become a grand vizier of cavalrymen, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13332519)





Date: November 24th, 2009 9:33 PM
Author: pearly step-uncle's house

link to doughboys fighting ottoman troops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13360845)





Date: January 14th, 2010 1:31 AM
Author: Flatulent sepia forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13804252)





Date: January 14th, 2010 1:34 AM
Author: Multi-colored Crystalline Jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13804285)





Date: March 14th, 2010 11:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored Crystalline Jew

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14395753)





Date: March 14th, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: translucent mildly autistic school private investor

top 5 post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14395772)





Date: March 14th, 2010 11:27 PM
Author: underhanded den dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14395790)





Date: March 19th, 2010 4:42 AM
Author: awkward lemon trump supporter goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14432930)





Date: April 18th, 2010 12:18 PM
Author: 180 Emerald New Version National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14745517)





Date: April 18th, 2010 12:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser jewess roast beef

very nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14745539)





Date: June 21st, 2010 4:13 PM
Author: boyish cerise headpube

180 for unfathomable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#15306045)





Date: August 30th, 2010 11:45 PM
Author: big claret faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#15927066)





Date: October 8th, 2010 12:46 AM
Author: Onyx laughsome background story hominid

motherfuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#16241774)





Date: April 12th, 2011 11:13 AM
Author: cocaine farts (Le Tigre)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#17748909)





Date: April 24th, 2011 2:03 AM
Author: mind-boggling piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#17839600)





Date: June 17th, 2011 7:26 PM
Author: Impertinent spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#18279247)





Date: July 11th, 2011 6:58 PM
Author: indecent seedy kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#18479369)





Date: July 11th, 2011 7:24 PM
Author: Wonderful cuckold

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#18479589)





Date: August 13th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: Appetizing parlor

Yep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497767)





Date: August 14th, 2009 1:27 AM
Author: 180 Emerald New Version National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12500318)





Date: August 14th, 2009 2:16 AM
Author: useless cheese-eating house tattoo

yes, i'd split my gum with whokebe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12500686)





Date: August 14th, 2009 10:41 AM
Author: 180 Emerald New Version National Security Agency

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502007)





Date: August 14th, 2009 10:57 AM
Author: Aromatic umber brunch organic girlfriend

I'd probably stab him to death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502078)





Date: August 14th, 2009 11:00 AM
Author: Thirsty exciting blood rage death wish

i'd slip the gum back in my pocket for safekeeping and then turn to him and allow him to slam his fist into my face, which is what he'd been planning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502092)





Date: October 27th, 2009 11:05 PM
Author: Flatulent sepia forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13105432)





Date: November 24th, 2009 9:29 PM
Author: 180 Emerald New Version National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13360806)





Date: March 14th, 2010 11:23 PM
Author: big claret faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14395740)





Date: March 19th, 2010 5:47 AM
Author: Vibrant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14432972)





Date: March 19th, 2010 11:27 AM
Author: Ivory idiotic fat ankles sound barrier

Of course...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14433724)





Date: March 19th, 2010 11:35 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone transparent hospital

would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14433758)





Date: June 20th, 2010 11:05 PM
Author: awkward lemon trump supporter goyim

you'll all just love the jazz age, he knows it, but duty comes first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#15300900)





Date: October 8th, 2010 12:45 AM
Author: fear-inspiring puppy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#16241760)





Date: July 22nd, 2011 4:50 AM
Author: French Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#18584741)