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It's WWI, you're in a trench with Whokebe
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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:34 PM Author: Soul-stirring dead queen of the night and he's staring at you. The whites of his eyes are more pronounced due to the dirt on his face and clothes. He has one of those WWI Doughboy helmets, and his gun's got a bayonet on it. You're getting mad because he's not blinking. Your sarge comes up and he has this big walrus mustache and he's yelling about how you boys are the finest and he wants you to charge up and over and then you'll be heroes back home and he says you'll all just love the jazz age, he knows it, but duty comes first. You look back over at Whokebe and he's still just staring at you. You have one piece of chewing gum (whatever that brand is that has "zebra" stripes and loses flavor really fast; you brought it with you from your own time and it's the only thing you have distinguishing you as a 21st century person). Do you split it with Whok or what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497726) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:35 PM Author: Aqua naked volcanic crater casino fuck. yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497737) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:35 PM Author: bearded piazza 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497739) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:37 PM Author: laughsome pungent market masturbator there was only one piece of gum...Whokebe chewed it for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497764) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:07 AM Author: Sooty motley codepig pistol you offer whokebe the gum. he will politely accept and slip the gum into his breast pocket. an awkward silence will intercede. without forewarning, whokebe will then leap out of the trench and attack an ottoman cavalryman. he will wrestle the ottoman man down, slit his throat, take off his uniform, and put it on.
he will mount the horse and return to the ottoman field camp. his charm and charisma will impress all and he will be appointed grand vizier of cavalrymen. then he will march INTO the sea and the ottoman cavalrymen, overwrought by whokebe's daring, will follow to their ocean graves.
months later, whokebe emerges from the sea. everyone is startled at the unfathomable development. when asked how he survived, he blows a bubble with the gum and lets it pop and then explains how he lived in a bubble under the sea until he was positive all of the ottoman cavalrymen were dead. |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:15 AM Author: Wonderful maize roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502169) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:18 AM Author: Contagious smoky turdskin mad cow disease amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502179) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:18 AM Author: Irradiated puce rigor nice work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502182) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 12:50 PM Author: Soul-stirring dead queen of the night ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502761) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:53 PM Author: Lemon wagecucks base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503639) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:58 PM Author: abusive trust fund theatre dood, can I be you for a day? I would be curious to know what your stream of consciousness is like given that you come up with stuff like this without even trying. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503666) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:59 PM Author: Lemon wagecucks base I have oft wondered this. And whether people IRL think of him as that guy in torts who doesn't talk much, or the associate who turns in well researched but bland pleadings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503671) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 3:03 PM Author: abusive trust fund theatre Who knows...he might be a really outgoing, witty guy or he could be one of those guys who hides his creativity IRL and lets it manifest on internet chatblogs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503695) |
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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:38 PM Author: Bistre Vivacious Community Account It's a shame that doods like this get shackled down to the toil of BIGLAW.
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Date: October 27th, 2009 11:07 PM Author: bat shit crazy point background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13105448) |
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Date: November 21st, 2009 8:58 PM Author: bat shit crazy point background story i would like to become a grand vizier of cavalrymen, too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13332519) |
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Date: November 24th, 2009 9:33 PM Author: Comical tanning salon link to doughboys fighting ottoman troops? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13360845) |
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Date: January 14th, 2010 1:31 AM Author: bat shit crazy point background story 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13804252) |
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Date: January 14th, 2010 1:34 AM Author: painfully honest really tough guy 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13804285) |
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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:24 PM Author: painfully honest really tough guy epic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14395753) |
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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:26 PM Author: hideous rehab top 5 post right here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14395772) |
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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:27 PM Author: Bistre Vivacious Community Account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14395790) |
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Date: March 19th, 2010 4:42 AM Author: Buff kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14432930) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 12:18 PM Author: Soul-stirring dead queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14745517) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 12:22 PM Author: Spectacular Indigo Stage very nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14745539) |
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Date: June 21st, 2010 4:13 PM Author: Flatulent Emerald Location Water Buffalo 180 for unfathomable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#15306045) |
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Date: August 30th, 2010 11:45 PM Author: concupiscible university brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#15927066) |
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Date: October 8th, 2010 12:46 AM Author: Outnumbered striped hyena motherfuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#16241774) |
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Date: April 12th, 2011 11:13 AM Author: Odious seedy office kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#17748909) |
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Date: April 24th, 2011 2:03 AM Author: thriller corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#17839600) |
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Date: June 17th, 2011 7:26 PM Author: chestnut nighttime fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#18279247) |
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Date: July 11th, 2011 6:58 PM Author: adventurous cruel-hearted orchestra pit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#18479369) |
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Date: July 11th, 2011 7:24 PM Author: 180 deranged house rigpig wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#18479589) |
Date: August 13th, 2009 9:37 PM Author: Startled Vibrant Dysfunction Yep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497767) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 1:27 AM Author: Soul-stirring dead queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12500318) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:16 AM Author: Provocative slimy idea he suggested yes, i'd split my gum with whokebe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12500686) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 10:41 AM Author: Soul-stirring dead queen of the night hm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502007) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 10:57 AM Author: floppy field I'd probably stab him to death. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502078) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:00 AM Author: razzle nofapping menage i'd slip the gum back in my pocket for safekeeping and then turn to him and allow him to slam his fist into my face, which is what he'd been planning (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502092) |
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Date: October 27th, 2009 11:05 PM Author: bat shit crazy point background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13105432) |
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Date: November 24th, 2009 9:29 PM Author: Soul-stirring dead queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13360806) |
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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:23 PM Author: concupiscible university brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14395740) |
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Date: March 19th, 2010 5:47 AM Author: Henna Slippery Theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14432972) |
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Date: March 19th, 2010 11:27 AM Author: Curious Infuriating Wrinkle Address Of course... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14433724) |
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Date: March 19th, 2010 11:35 AM Author: Silver lay pocket flask would read again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14433758) |
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Date: June 20th, 2010 11:05 PM Author: Buff kitchen you'll all just love the jazz age, he knows it, but duty comes first (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#15300900) |
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Date: October 8th, 2010 12:45 AM Author: crusty cream international law enforcement agency dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#16241760) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2011 4:50 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle slate shrine crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#18584741) |