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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: variazns on a the...
Haunting Wonderful Forum Masturbator
  09/18/14
law students and lawyers all need to be gassed
vivacious new version tanning salon
  09/18/14
the board was so fucking faggy back then
slate church
  09/18/14
fair
Boyish Factory Reset Button Theater Stage
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citrine crackhouse round eye
  08/18/15
Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 lik...
thriller corner twinkling uncleanness
  02/26/16
No man
Bateful library
  03/08/16
ya it was basically paradise for jjc very unchill
Lascivious blue menage clown
  02/26/16
damn, it really was
Bat shit crazy curious sweet tailpipe
  02/26/16
CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in s...
fluffy yarmulke
  02/26/16
fuk u
Mint Shrine Volcanic Crater
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slate church
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thriller corner twinkling uncleanness
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diverse effete goal in life kitty cat
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Coral Community Account Set
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Crusty macaca
  02/26/16
Lol fags
fuchsia newt
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Crusty macaca
  03/08/16
This is great. A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantr...
Frozen cumskin crotch
  03/08/16
This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most t...
Claret hospital depressive
  03/08/16
I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts
spruce circlehead
  03/08/16
I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.
well-lubricated ticket booth french chef
  03/08/16
pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and struc...
Claret hospital depressive
  03/08/16
pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you a...
well-lubricated ticket booth french chef
  03/08/16
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Crusty macaca
  09/28/21
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Crusty macaca
  02/15/22
Lul
odious church building love of her life
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multi-colored navy feces
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Haunting Wonderful Forum Masturbator
  05/06/22
I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as &q...
razzmatazz zippy home chad
  05/06/22
cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come o...
Godawful chapel
  05/06/22
Are those classics archived/listed somewhere
razzmatazz zippy home chad
  05/06/22
not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask
Godawful chapel
  05/06/22
pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the great...
Self-centered Unholy Jew Trailer Park
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Godawful chapel
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razzmatazz zippy home chad
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Crusty macaca
  10/11/23
GOAT
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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Haunting Wonderful Forum Masturbator

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM

Author: variazns on a theme

I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.

You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.

I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.

For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.

I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#26351081)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: vivacious new version tanning salon

law students and lawyers all need to be gassed

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: slate church

the board was so fucking faggy back then

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Boyish Factory Reset Button Theater Stage

fair

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Date: August 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: citrine crackhouse round eye



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: thriller corner twinkling uncleanness

Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 like it was some bastion of prestige, when in reality it was a bunch of asian strivers celebrating being kike slaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#29925358)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Bateful library

No man

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Lascivious blue menage clown

ya it was basically paradise for jjc

very unchill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#29925372)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy curious sweet tailpipe

damn, it really was

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: fluffy yarmulke

CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in some ways and worse in others. We pretty much all bought into prestige flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#29925403)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Mint Shrine Volcanic Crater

fuk u

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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: slate church



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: thriller corner twinkling uncleanness



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: diverse effete goal in life kitty cat



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Date: January 10th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Coral Community Account Set



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: Crusty macaca



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: fuchsia newt

Lol fags

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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Crusty macaca



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: Frozen cumskin crotch

This is great.

A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantries with a law student I had known from a scholarship programme, and he just would not look at me, make any eye contact with me. I understand now.

This is me. I reek with despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30007334)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: Claret hospital depressive

This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most things xo, it's all about the context in which it was posted. Of course, the dimwitted 22 year old TLS crossovers who have infested in this board wouldn't understand and automatically resort to "this is faggy, fuck libs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30008731)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: spruce circlehead

I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30008976)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: well-lubricated ticket booth french chef

I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30008981)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Claret hospital depressive

pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and structured to become successful. It wasn't faggy for '05, but it is faggy for '16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30008989)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: well-lubricated ticket booth french chef

pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you actually had the OPPORTUNITY to obtain a life of Models&Bottles.

Today, every gets either nojerb or barely $65/yr.

ITE has been very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30009008)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: Crusty macaca



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Crusty macaca



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: odious church building love of her life

Lul

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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: multi-colored navy feces



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: Haunting Wonderful Forum Masturbator



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: razzmatazz zippy home chad

I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as "faggy past"

This place is truly a shit hole now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#44464977)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Godawful chapel

cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come out of xo.

"S&C shoulder bag logo out" is another classic

UChicago shithole screed too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#44465001)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz zippy home chad

Are those classics archived/listed somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#44465002)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Godawful chapel

not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#44465005)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: Self-centered Unholy Jew Trailer Park

pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the greatest message board experiences of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#44464991)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Godawful chapel



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz zippy home chad



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Date: October 11th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: Crusty macaca



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Date: January 16th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser location

GOAT

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Date: September 6th, 2024 7:07 PM
Author: Crusty macaca



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Date: July 28th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: lfo



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