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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Rose out-of-control garrison
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
domesticated sable state cuckold
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
ivory hateful theater stage corn cake
  04/18/25
Cr.
Bat-shit-crazy hominid base
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
territorial trump supporter yarmulke
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Bistre school preventive strike
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Rose out-of-control garrison
  04/18/25
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
rambunctious stead
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Rose out-of-control garrison
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Opaque shitlib
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Rose out-of-control garrison
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Opaque shitlib
  04/18/25
...
Comical rusted gaping
  04/18/25
Okay, i lol’d
Galvanic Love Of Her Life
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
balding garnet messiness corner
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Rose out-of-control garrison
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
balding garnet messiness corner
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Comical rusted gaping
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Rose out-of-control garrison
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
balding garnet messiness corner
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Rose out-of-control garrison
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
balding garnet messiness corner
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Impertinent Center Main People
  04/18/25
jfc goys
balding garnet messiness corner
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Comical rusted gaping
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Rose out-of-control garrison
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
aphrodisiac home stock car
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Comical rusted gaping
  04/18/25
Ty friend
aphrodisiac home stock car
  04/18/25
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
sooty violent heaven juggernaut
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Rose out-of-control garrison
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
sooty violent heaven juggernaut
  04/18/25
...
mauve nursing home
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
balding garnet messiness corner
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Rose out-of-control garrison
  04/18/25
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
amber legend
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
aphrodisiac home stock car
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Rose out-of-control garrison
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Rose out-of-control garrison
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
gibberish (?)
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  05/06/25


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Rose out-of-control garrison

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: domesticated sable state cuckold

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: ivory hateful theater stage corn cake

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy hominid base

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: territorial trump supporter yarmulke

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Bistre school preventive strike

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Rose out-of-control garrison

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860097)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: rambunctious stead

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Rose out-of-control garrison

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Opaque shitlib

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Rose out-of-control garrison

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Opaque shitlib

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Comical rusted gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860341)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Galvanic Love Of Her Life

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: balding garnet messiness corner

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Rose out-of-control garrison

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: balding garnet messiness corner

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Comical rusted gaping

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Rose out-of-control garrison

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: balding garnet messiness corner

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Rose out-of-control garrison

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: balding garnet messiness corner

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Impertinent Center Main People

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: balding garnet messiness corner

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Comical rusted gaping

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Rose out-of-control garrison

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: aphrodisiac home stock car

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Comical rusted gaping

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac home stock car

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861675)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: sooty violent heaven juggernaut

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Rose out-of-control garrison

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: sooty violent heaven juggernaut

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: mauve nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: balding garnet messiness corner

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Rose out-of-control garrison

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861490)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: amber legend

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac home stock car

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Rose out-of-control garrison

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Rose out-of-control garrison

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48908012)