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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
yellow bonkers home
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
Sickened boltzmann spot
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
soul-stirring school cafeteria hominid
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
Mind-boggling rough-skinned internal respiration
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
Sickened boltzmann spot
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
cruel-hearted excitant windowlicker market
  12/15/25
...
Supple senate
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
stirring up-to-no-good locus
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
yellow bonkers home
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
apoplectic stimulating brunch
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
yellow bonkers home
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
apoplectic stimulating brunch
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
stirring up-to-no-good locus
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
yellow bonkers home
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
stirring up-to-no-good locus
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
fighting arousing institution sound barrier
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
stirring up-to-no-good locus
  12/15/25
cambodia town
appetizing sneaky criminal juggernaut
  12/15/25
...
Odious insanely creepy incel dingle berry
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
yellow bonkers home
  12/15/25
...
Odious insanely creepy incel dingle berry
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
Chartreuse useless temple
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
dashing nudist rigor native
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
Flatulent School
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
stirring up-to-no-good locus
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
dashing nudist rigor native
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
orange address
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
stirring up-to-no-good locus
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
orange address
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
Chartreuse useless temple
  12/15/25
...
stirring up-to-no-good locus
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
Jet heaven
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
jade drunken regret chapel
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
Galvanic fat ankles
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
Wonderful Lay Elastic Band
  12/15/25
...
bossy lavender kitchen blood rage
  12/15/25
...
Gold yarmulke
  12/15/25
...
180 base factory reset button
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
olive parlor
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
Wonderful Lay Elastic Band
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
titillating deep public bath
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
Wonderful Lay Elastic Band
  12/15/25
...
orange address
  12/15/25
yes, so
titillating deep public bath
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
exhilarant abode
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
appetizing sneaky criminal juggernaut
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
exhilarant abode
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
Bateful blue church building kitty cat
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
Jet heaven
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
appetizing sneaky criminal juggernaut
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
Bateful blue church building kitty cat
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
Gold yarmulke
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
titillating deep public bath
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
Jet heaven
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
curious coffee pot
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
yellow bonkers home
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
Gold yarmulke
  12/15/25
...
orange address
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
appetizing sneaky criminal juggernaut
  12/16/25
...
curious coffee pot
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
Sickened boltzmann spot
  12/16/25
OKay
Dun mildly autistic house
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
federal naked prole background story
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
Adventurous Bawdyhouse Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
federal naked prole background story
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
submissive stage
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
Wonderful Lay Elastic Band
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
Mint vivacious step-uncle's house
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
yellow bonkers home
  12/17/25
tp
sadistic azn
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: yellow bonkers home

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Sickened boltzmann spot

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: soul-stirring school cafeteria hominid

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Mind-boggling rough-skinned internal respiration

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Sickened boltzmann spot

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: cruel-hearted excitant windowlicker market

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Supple senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good locus

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: yellow bonkers home

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: apoplectic stimulating brunch

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: yellow bonkers home

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: apoplectic stimulating brunch

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good locus

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: yellow bonkers home

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good locus

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: fighting arousing institution sound barrier

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good locus

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: appetizing sneaky criminal juggernaut

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Odious insanely creepy incel dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: yellow bonkers home

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Odious insanely creepy incel dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: Chartreuse useless temple

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: dashing nudist rigor native

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Flatulent School

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good locus

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: dashing nudist rigor native

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: orange address

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good locus

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: orange address

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Chartreuse useless temple

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Jet heaven

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: jade drunken regret chapel

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Galvanic fat ankles

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Wonderful Lay Elastic Band

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: bossy lavender kitchen blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Gold yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: 180 base factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: olive parlor

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Wonderful Lay Elastic Band

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: titillating deep public bath

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Wonderful Lay Elastic Band

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: orange address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: titillating deep public bath

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: exhilarant abode

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: appetizing sneaky criminal juggernaut

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: exhilarant abode

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Bateful blue church building kitty cat

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: Jet heaven

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: appetizing sneaky criminal juggernaut

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Bateful blue church building kitty cat

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Gold yarmulke

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: titillating deep public bath

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Jet heaven

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: curious coffee pot

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: yellow bonkers home

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Gold yarmulke

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: orange address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: appetizing sneaky criminal juggernaut

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: curious coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Sickened boltzmann spot

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Dun mildly autistic house

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: federal naked prole background story

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: Adventurous Bawdyhouse Scourge Upon The Earth

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: federal naked prole background story

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: submissive stage

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: Wonderful Lay Elastic Band

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Mint vivacious step-uncle's house

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: yellow bonkers home

yeah you gotta pay for it though

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: sadistic azn

tp

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