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tree removal is hilarious if you live in an expensive area

what is it like 15k to take down a tree?
Covid was a Hoax
  10/30/26
because rednecks know you're all huge fags that can...
hank_scorpio
  10/30/26
i dont think you can chainsaw these trees dude. theyre like ...
Covid was a Hoax
  10/30/26
at the end of the day a more competent man will indeed use a...
hank_scorpio
  10/30/26
with a truck with a telescope platform that goes up to 70 fe...
Covid was a Hoax
  10/30/26
which was invented maybe 30 years ago, how do you think peop...
hank_scorpio
  10/30/26
its more paying and renting and learning how to use it than ...
Covid was a Hoax
  10/30/26
yes but my point is you're a fag
hank_scorpio
  10/30/26
k but the point im trying to make is that youre even more of...
Covid was a Hoax
  10/30/26
for not wanting to kill trees? btw I actually have felled a ...
hank_scorpio
  10/30/26
no one who isnt a faggot has ever used the word "felled...
Covid was a Hoax
  10/30/26
the correct word? Do you even know how to start a chainsaw? ...
hank_scorpio
  10/30/26
his chainsaw is electric and has only been out of the box on...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  10/31/26
lol cr
Kenneth Play
  10/31/26
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  10/31/26
cr
Kenneth Play
  10/31/26
Lawyer I know had a tree that was going to cost more to remo...
scholarship
  10/30/26
...
Juden Peterstein
  10/30/26
Now that's thinking like a lawyer
Fucking Fuckface
  10/30/26
...
scholarship
  10/30/26
Try to take one down yourself and see what happens. It'...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  10/30/26
im not saying it isnt tons of work im noting its a truly und...
Covid was a Hoax
  10/30/26
unless I'm mistaken you can just let trees do unless th...
hank_scorpio
  10/30/26
Sometimes they can get "sick" and start leaning an...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  10/30/26
trees fall all of the time, you can get sued for anything bu...
hank_scorpio
  10/30/26
"Congrats - the judge just granted our MSJ and your com...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  10/30/26
get an umbrella policy and let do
hank_scorpio
  10/30/26
...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  10/31/26
...
Kenneth Play
  10/31/26
just repeatedly cut out slices from the bottom and let the t...
M. I. Gay
  10/30/26
Ty for the clarification of non ai harness
Non sequitur
  10/31/26
...
ferengi
  10/31/26
Trees arent real.
Rickys' Cat
  10/30/26
Just wait until you go to plant your replacement trees, that...
luke the drifter
  10/30/26
lmao no way in hell id even bother with stump removal
Covid was a Hoax
  10/30/26
Pruning, take down, stump grinding, debris removal, purchasi...
luke the drifter
  10/30/26
well you're supposed to be a goddam adult who just lets...
hank_scorpio
  10/30/26
elon should offer a cheaper spacex service that lasers them ...
Jung Jeezy
  10/30/26
imagine if he actually "invented" something useful
Covid was a Hoax
  10/30/26
I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree. ...
chilmata
  10/30/26
cr real handsome thing, a tree
Kenneth Play
  10/31/26
In my UMC suburb you have to put down a deposit with the tow...
'"'"''"'"'''"''"
  10/31/26
That's why you don't plant hardwoods on your tiny ...
.,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
  10/31/26


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Date: October 30th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

what is it like 15k to take down a tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216631)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

because rednecks know you're all huge fags that can't run a chainsaw and will sue eachother if a branch falls on a fence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216641)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

i dont think you can chainsaw these trees dude. theyre like seventy feet tall next to street parked cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216724)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

at the end of the day a more competent man will indeed use a chainsaw on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216792)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

with a truck with a telescope platform that goes up to 70 feet yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216796)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

which was invented maybe 30 years ago, how do you think people survived until then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216798)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

its more paying and renting and learning how to use it than inventing at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216804)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

yes but my point is you're a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216811)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

k but the point im trying to make is that youre even more of a fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216818)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

for not wanting to kill trees? btw I actually have felled a tree and it sucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216822)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

no one who isnt a faggot has ever used the word "felled"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216829)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

the correct word? Do you even know how to start a chainsaw? ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216835)



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Date: October 31st, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

his chainsaw is electric and has only been out of the box once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50218126)



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Date: October 31st, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50218119)



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Date: October 31st, 2026 2:16 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50218123)



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Date: October 31st, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50218117)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: scholarship

Lawyer I know had a tree that was going to cost more to remove than the value of his house so he just let it fall over and kill everyone inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216644)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: Juden Peterstein



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216701)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Now that's thinking like a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216767)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: scholarship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216836)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 9:43 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Try to take one down yourself and see what happens. It's one thing to just cut it and go TIMMMMBEERRRRRR but if it's next to shit you have to do it branch by branch to ensure it doesn't fall on your stupid dumbass house or carport or pool or whatever. Then you gotta get up there with a non-AI HARNESS (tree removal is legit a risky profession) and cut the shit down. $15k is excessive but it requires rented equipment and men and a fuckton of kike liability insurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216647)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

im not saying it isnt tons of work im noting its a truly underrated horror of living in an expensive area

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216650)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

unless I'm mistaken you can just let trees do unless there is some clear indication it poses a risk and your shithead neighbor probably doesn't have an arborist keeping track of the state of your trees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216688)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Sometimes they can get "sick" and start leaning and shit and you're one freeze away from the whole thing falling over. Then if you don't handle it you got kikes out the wazoo trying to bankrupt you: https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/family-of-man-killed-by-falling-tree-at-green-mesquite-sues-alleging-gross-negligence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216696)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 9:51 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

trees fall all of the time, you can get sued for anything but losing is much harder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216704)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 9:54 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

"Congrats - the judge just granted our MSJ and your company is free of all liability! Mort Shekelstein LP is grateful for this opportunity to serve you and we wish you much prosperity in your business and hope you keep us in mind going forward."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216711)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

get an umbrella policy and let do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216718)



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Date: October 31st, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50218127)



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Date: October 31st, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50218131)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: M. I. Gay

just repeatedly cut out slices from the bottom and let the tree successively drop down until the top branch is at eye level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216684)



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Date: October 31st, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Non sequitur

Ty for the clarification of non ai harness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50217595)



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Date: October 31st, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: ferengi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50217869)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Rickys' Cat

Trees arent real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216667)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Just wait until you go to plant your replacement trees, that’s where they really rake you over the coals. Then you have to wait 50 years for the trees to get big again. Fifty years!

Trees are a goddamn racket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216753)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

lmao no way in hell id even bother with stump removal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216756)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Pruning, take down, stump grinding, debris removal, purchasing a replacement trees, transport fee, planting fee, fertilizing fee, rerouting the irrigation system to accommodate said tree, 50 years of watering, maintenance, and paying for liability insurance and what for? So one day the gales of November can knock her over and crush the neighbors cat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216762)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

well you're supposed to be a goddam adult who just lets trees do their thing, your need for control is ruining both your own life and the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216788)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: Jung Jeezy

elon should offer a cheaper spacex service that lasers them from top-down into a fallout ash pile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216787)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

imagine if he actually "invented" something useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216791)



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Date: October 30th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: chilmata

I think that I shall never see

A poem lovely as a tree.

A tree whose hungry mouth is prest

Against the earth's sweet flowing breast;

A tree that looks at God all day,

And lifts her leafy arms to pray;

A tree that may in summer wear

A nest of robins in her hair;

Upon whose bosom snow has lain;

Who intimately lives with rain.

Poems are made by fools like me,

But only God can make a tree.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50216834)



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Date: October 31st, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

cr real handsome thing, a tree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50218137)



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Date: October 31st, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: '"'"''"'"'''"''"

In my UMC suburb you have to put down a deposit with the town for every tree you cut down. The price is $1,000/inch of tree diameter. You get it back at some point after planting a new tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50217597)



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Date: October 31st, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


That's why you don't plant hardwoods on your tiny suburban lot.

There was a dude who had to pay $13k to have a giant 100ft tall white oak removed from his front yard lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916557&forum_id=2#50218235)