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bateful charcoal gas station
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
Cordovan background story mediation
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Cr
insane senate
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Out-of-control den
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Vivacious center
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blue puppy cuck
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
green halford water buffalo
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These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
lascivious institution
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It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
green halford water buffalo
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lascivious institution
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
razzle-dazzle sticky shrine
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
lascivious institution
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
razzle-dazzle sticky shrine
  05/05/25
180
lascivious institution
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
Submissive Meetinghouse Internal Respiration
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
fishy slap-happy patrolman dilemma
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Poppy Frozen Range Goal In Life
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There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
misunderstood headpube old irish cottage
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
Beady-eyed wine stead
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180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
misunderstood headpube old irish cottage
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comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
Vivacious center
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
angry cumskin
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
Bronze digit ratio
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
fishy slap-happy patrolman dilemma
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
hateful national
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Out-of-control den
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
Beady-eyed wine stead
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bateful charcoal gas station
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
Beady-eyed wine stead
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1800000
bateful charcoal gas station
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Beady-eyed wine stead
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
crimson stirring bawdyhouse
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
Amber kitty cat
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
deep casino
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
Vivacious center
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
crimson stirring bawdyhouse
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
blue puppy cuck
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
crimson stirring bawdyhouse
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
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bateful charcoal gas station
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crimson stirring bawdyhouse
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My bum is on the Swedish
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: bateful charcoal gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Cordovan background story mediation

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: insane senate

Cr

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Out-of-control den



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Vivacious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909726)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: blue puppy cuck



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: green halford water buffalo

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: lascivious institution

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: green halford water buffalo

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: lascivious institution



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sticky shrine

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: lascivious institution

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sticky shrine

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: lascivious institution

180

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Submissive Meetinghouse Internal Respiration

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: fishy slap-happy patrolman dilemma

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Poppy Frozen Range Goal In Life



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: misunderstood headpube old irish cottage

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Beady-eyed wine stead

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: misunderstood headpube old irish cottage

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Vivacious center

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: angry cumskin

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Bronze digit ratio

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: fishy slap-happy patrolman dilemma

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: hateful national

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Out-of-control den

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Beady-eyed wine stead

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: bateful charcoal gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed wine stead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: bateful charcoal gas station

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed wine stead



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: crimson stirring bawdyhouse

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Amber kitty cat

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: deep casino

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Vivacious center

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: crimson stirring bawdyhouse

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: blue puppy cuck

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: crimson stirring bawdyhouse

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: crimson stirring bawdyhouse

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: bateful charcoal gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: crimson stirring bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: chrome trip wagecucks indian lodge

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Floppy orchestra pit



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: transparent arousing business firm prole

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918763)