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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
Odious partner scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
Cerebral alpha chad
  06/30/25
100%
Odious partner scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
Cerebral alpha chad
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
hyperventilating vibrant stage
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
Odious partner scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
cr
Stirring indecent heaven party of the first part
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
supple internal respiration
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
Pearly principal's office milk
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
Jet contagious therapy spot
  06/30/25
...
Pearly principal's office milk
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
cerise candlestick maker
  06/30/25
?
Odious partner scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
LMAO
Stirring indecent heaven party of the first part
  06/30/25
🧐
At-the-ready Boyish Factory Reset Button Faggot Firefighter
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
Outnumbered theatre sandwich
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
laughsome philosopher-king rigor
  06/30/25
link?
Odious partner scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
Outnumbered theatre sandwich
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
Odious partner scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
Stirring indecent heaven party of the first part
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
Odious partner scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
curious kitchen newt
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
Beady-eyed Lodge French Chef
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
Odious partner scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
Beady-eyed Lodge French Chef
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
Odious partner scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
Beady-eyed Lodge French Chef
  06/30/25
yes
Odious partner scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
Beady-eyed Lodge French Chef
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
Odious partner scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
curious kitchen newt
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
Odious partner scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
Jet contagious therapy spot
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
Odious partner scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
Jet contagious therapy spot
  06/30/25
B46*
Odious partner scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
Jet contagious therapy spot
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
Odious partner scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
vivacious cordovan stead
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
Jet contagious therapy spot
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
vivacious cordovan stead
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
Odious partner scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
vivacious cordovan stead
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
Odious partner scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
curious kitchen newt
  06/30/25
tcr
Cerebral alpha chad
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
Pearly principal's office milk
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
Cerebral alpha chad
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
Chestnut incel
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
Jet contagious therapy spot
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
At-the-ready Boyish Factory Reset Button Faggot Firefighter
  06/30/25
😏
curious kitchen newt
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
Cerebral alpha chad
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
Brilliant alcoholic coffee pot
  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Odious partner scourge upon the earth

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Cerebral alpha chad

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Odious partner scourge upon the earth

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Cerebral alpha chad

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: hyperventilating vibrant stage

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Odious partner scourge upon the earth

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Stirring indecent heaven party of the first part

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: supple internal respiration

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Pearly principal's office milk

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Jet contagious therapy spot

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Pearly principal's office milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: cerise candlestick maker

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Odious partner scourge upon the earth

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Stirring indecent heaven party of the first part

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: At-the-ready Boyish Factory Reset Button Faggot Firefighter

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Outnumbered theatre sandwich

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: laughsome philosopher-king rigor

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Odious partner scourge upon the earth

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Outnumbered theatre sandwich

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Odious partner scourge upon the earth

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Stirring indecent heaven party of the first part

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Odious partner scourge upon the earth

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: curious kitchen newt

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Lodge French Chef

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Odious partner scourge upon the earth

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Lodge French Chef

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Odious partner scourge upon the earth

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Lodge French Chef

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Odious partner scourge upon the earth

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Lodge French Chef

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Odious partner scourge upon the earth

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: curious kitchen newt

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Odious partner scourge upon the earth

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Jet contagious therapy spot

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Odious partner scourge upon the earth

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Jet contagious therapy spot

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Odious partner scourge upon the earth

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Jet contagious therapy spot

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Odious partner scourge upon the earth

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: vivacious cordovan stead

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Jet contagious therapy spot

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: vivacious cordovan stead

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Odious partner scourge upon the earth

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: vivacious cordovan stead

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Odious partner scourge upon the earth

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: curious kitchen newt

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Cerebral alpha chad

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Pearly principal's office milk

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Cerebral alpha chad

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Chestnut incel

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Jet contagious therapy spot

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: At-the-ready Boyish Factory Reset Button Faggot Firefighter

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: curious kitchen newt

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: Cerebral alpha chad

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Brilliant alcoholic coffee pot

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061936)