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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Spruce geriatric milk
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Maniacal obsidian azn
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Spruce geriatric milk
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Maniacal obsidian azn
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Spruce geriatric milk
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Internet-worthy Parlor
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Spruce geriatric milk
  07/06/25
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Sienna Shrine
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Salmon Talented Foreskin Karate
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appetizing slippery home codepig
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Internet-worthy Parlor
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exhilarant opaque antidepressant drug trust fund
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Wine nighttime legend
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galvanic bull headed hospital juggernaut
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poppy abusive area
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Low-t bat-shit-crazy theatre gaming laptop
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
appetizing slippery home codepig
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Maniacal obsidian azn
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
appetizing slippery home codepig
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Spruce geriatric milk
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
appetizing slippery home codepig
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Maniacal obsidian azn
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Spruce geriatric milk
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
appetizing slippery home codepig
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
lavender crackhouse
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
appetizing slippery home codepig
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
electric new version boltzmann
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
slimy diverse potus
  07/06/25
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Low-t bat-shit-crazy theatre gaming laptop
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
exhilarant opaque antidepressant drug trust fund
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Twinkling insanely creepy son of senegal church building
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
slate affirmative action
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Lascivious menage
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
titillating crusty location incel
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Spruce geriatric milk
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
lavender crackhouse
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Spruce geriatric milk
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
titillating crusty location incel
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
lavender crackhouse
  07/07/25
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galvanic bull headed hospital juggernaut
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
titillating crusty location incel
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
slate affirmative action
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
lavender crackhouse
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
galvanic bull headed hospital juggernaut
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
titillating crusty location incel
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
galvanic bull headed hospital juggernaut
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
titillating crusty location incel
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
galvanic bull headed hospital juggernaut
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
titillating crusty location incel
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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exhilarant opaque antidepressant drug trust fund
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
galvanic bull headed hospital juggernaut
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Spruce geriatric milk
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
Coral site philosopher-king
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appetizing slippery home codepig
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galvanic bull headed hospital juggernaut
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Spruce geriatric milk
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
passionate self-centered resort
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Cerise curious pistol place of business
  07/11/25
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Spruce geriatric milk
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Thirsty Old Irish Cottage Ladyboy
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Spruce geriatric milk



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Maniacal obsidian azn

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Spruce geriatric milk

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Maniacal obsidian azn

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Spruce geriatric milk

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Parlor

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Spruce geriatric milk

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Sienna Shrine



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Salmon Talented Foreskin Karate

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: appetizing slippery home codepig



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Parlor



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: swashbuckling brass stead mood



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: exhilarant opaque antidepressant drug trust fund



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Wine nighttime legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078003)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Lascivious menage



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: ivory parlour coffee pot



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: galvanic bull headed hospital juggernaut



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Blue prole whorehouse



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Vermilion 180 orchestra pit cuckold



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Cerise curious pistol place of business



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Provocative submissive wagecucks



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: poppy abusive area



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Low-t bat-shit-crazy theatre gaming laptop



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: appetizing slippery home codepig

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Maniacal obsidian azn

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: appetizing slippery home codepig

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Spruce geriatric milk

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: appetizing slippery home codepig

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Maniacal obsidian azn

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Spruce geriatric milk

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: appetizing slippery home codepig

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: lavender crackhouse

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: appetizing slippery home codepig

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: electric new version boltzmann

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: slimy diverse potus

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Low-t bat-shit-crazy theatre gaming laptop



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: exhilarant opaque antidepressant drug trust fund

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Twinkling insanely creepy son of senegal church building

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: slate affirmative action

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Lascivious menage

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: titillating crusty location incel

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Spruce geriatric milk

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: lavender crackhouse

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Spruce geriatric milk

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: titillating crusty location incel

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: lavender crackhouse

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: galvanic bull headed hospital juggernaut



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: titillating crusty location incel

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: slate affirmative action

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: lavender crackhouse

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: galvanic bull headed hospital juggernaut

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: titillating crusty location incel

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: galvanic bull headed hospital juggernaut

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: titillating crusty location incel

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: galvanic bull headed hospital juggernaut

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: titillating crusty location incel

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: titillating crusty location incel

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: exhilarant opaque antidepressant drug trust fund



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: galvanic bull headed hospital juggernaut

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Spruce geriatric milk



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Coral site philosopher-king

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: appetizing slippery home codepig



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: galvanic bull headed hospital juggernaut



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Spruce geriatric milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: passionate self-centered resort

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Cerise curious pistol place of business

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Spruce geriatric milk



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Thirsty Old Irish Cottage Ladyboy

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)