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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Drab tantric market
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
razzle pearly box office
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Drab tantric market
  08/01/25
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lilac cerebral home weed whacker
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
know-it-all contagious office preventive strike
  08/02/25
rip
kink-friendly mint puppy
  08/02/25
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razzle pearly box office
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
nighttime abusive shrine
  08/01/25
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submissive address love of her life
  08/01/25
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Drab tantric market
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Bat-shit-crazy high-end striped hyena university
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Drab tantric market
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Jet-lagged hissy fit
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
sexy titillating theater
  08/01/25
yes
Jet-lagged hissy fit
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Jet-lagged hissy fit
  08/01/25
?
Drab tantric market
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
sexy titillating theater
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
submissive address love of her life
  08/01/25
Sick
Drab tantric market
  08/01/25
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Jet-lagged hissy fit
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
fragrant internal respiration
  08/02/25
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carmine excitant sweet tailpipe boltzmann
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Jet-lagged hissy fit
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
kink-friendly mint puppy
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Drab tantric market
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
fragrant internal respiration
  08/02/25
Hdy
Drab tantric market
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
snowy cracking library kitty cat
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
multi-colored awkward stage
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Beady-eyed sickened halford
  08/02/25
Titcr
Coral fighting den
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Drab tantric market
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Beady-eyed sickened halford
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Drab tantric market
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
twisted self-centered toilet seat karate
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Beady-eyed sickened halford
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
violent gaped locus personal credit line
  08/02/25
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crystalline old irish cottage
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
red boistinker nursing home
  08/02/25
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vigorous twinkling uncleanness
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Appetizing Indirect Expression Pisswyrm
  08/02/25
?
Drab tantric market
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
arousing national security agency
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Drab tantric market

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: razzle pearly box office

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Drab tantric market

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: lilac cerebral home weed whacker



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: know-it-all contagious office preventive strike

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: kink-friendly mint puppy

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: razzle pearly box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: nighttime abusive shrine

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: submissive address love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Drab tantric market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy high-end striped hyena university

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Drab tantric market

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Jet-lagged hissy fit

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: sexy titillating theater

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Jet-lagged hissy fit

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Jet-lagged hissy fit

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Drab tantric market

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: sexy titillating theater

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: submissive address love of her life

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Drab tantric market

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Jet-lagged hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: fragrant internal respiration

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: carmine excitant sweet tailpipe boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Jet-lagged hissy fit

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: kink-friendly mint puppy

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Drab tantric market

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: fragrant internal respiration

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Drab tantric market

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: snowy cracking library kitty cat

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: multi-colored awkward stage

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Beady-eyed sickened halford

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Coral fighting den

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Drab tantric market

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Beady-eyed sickened halford

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Drab tantric market

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: twisted self-centered toilet seat karate

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Beady-eyed sickened halford

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: violent gaped locus personal credit line

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: crystalline old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: red boistinker nursing home

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: vigorous twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Appetizing Indirect Expression Pisswyrm

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Drab tantric market

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: arousing national security agency

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151922)