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cobalt curious corn cake
  07/02/19
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cobalt curious corn cake
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
cobalt curious corn cake
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
glittery potus
  12/20/20
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concupiscible elastic band lettuce
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
cerebral set
  08/21/19
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adulterous cracking sanctuary filthpig
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Exhilarant pit
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Bright well-lubricated preventive strike
  08/21/19
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nudist ceo property
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Overrated soggy chad
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
cerebral set
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Bright well-lubricated preventive strike
  08/21/19
emergency money
cerebral set
  08/21/19
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cheese-eating party of the first part hunting ground
  09/01/19
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hyperactive claret travel guidebook theatre
  03/06/20
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hyperactive claret travel guidebook theatre
  09/10/21
hehe
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  09/13/25
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...,....,,........
  09/13/25
You’re poor
Odious french chef
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
cobalt curious corn cake
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
navy know-it-all mad-dog skullcap dingle berry
  09/01/19
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cheese-eating party of the first part hunting ground
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Exhilarant pit
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
cobalt curious corn cake
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
nudist ceo property
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
cobalt curious corn cake
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Narrow-minded reading party corner
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
cobalt curious corn cake
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Violet roommate address
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
cobalt curious corn cake
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Embarrassed To The Bone Area Codepig
  09/10/21
great thread
Vengeful Fighting Brethren
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
cobalt curious corn cake
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
cobalt curious corn cake
  04/10/23
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concupiscible elastic band lettuce
  04/10/23
i love men
Vengeful Fighting Brethren
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
cobalt curious corn cake
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
cobalt curious corn cake
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
navy know-it-all mad-dog skullcap dingle berry
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
cobalt curious corn cake
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Erotic double fault telephone
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
cobalt curious corn cake
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
cobalt curious corn cake
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
cobalt curious corn cake
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Zero Income No Kids
  09/13/25


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: cobalt curious corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: cobalt curious corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: cobalt curious corn cake

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: glittery potus

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: concupiscible elastic band lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: cerebral set

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: adulterous cracking sanctuary filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Exhilarant pit

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Bright well-lubricated preventive strike

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: nudist ceo property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Overrated soggy chad

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: cerebral set

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Bright well-lubricated preventive strike

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: cerebral set

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: cheese-eating party of the first part hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: hyperactive claret travel guidebook theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: hyperactive claret travel guidebook theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Odious french chef

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: cobalt curious corn cake

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: navy know-it-all mad-dog skullcap dingle berry

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: cheese-eating party of the first part hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant pit

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: cobalt curious corn cake

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: nudist ceo property

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: cobalt curious corn cake

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Narrow-minded reading party corner

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: cobalt curious corn cake

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Violet roommate address

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: cobalt curious corn cake

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Area Codepig

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Vengeful Fighting Brethren

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: cobalt curious corn cake

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: cobalt curious corn cake

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: concupiscible elastic band lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Vengeful Fighting Brethren

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: cobalt curious corn cake

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: cobalt curious corn cake

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: navy know-it-all mad-dog skullcap dingle berry

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: cobalt curious corn cake

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Erotic double fault telephone

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: cobalt curious corn cake

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: cobalt curious corn cake

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: cobalt curious corn cake

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49264493)