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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
free-loading theater trust fund
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Stirring unhinged kitchen trump supporter
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
free-loading theater trust fund
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
Stirring unhinged kitchen trump supporter
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yapping violent stead
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
Provocative Burgundy Community Account
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
Vigorous public bath electric furnace
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
free-loading theater trust fund
  11/11/25
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arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
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Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
free-loading theater trust fund
  11/11/25
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Laughsome temple
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
Cobalt Kitty
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
massive puce piazza lettuce
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
free-loading theater trust fund
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
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Cobalt Kitty
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
Swashbuckling fiercely-loyal center
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
free-loading theater trust fund
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
Obsidian Irradiated School
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
Swashbuckling fiercely-loyal center
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
Ivory passionate pit boltzmann
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
free-loading theater trust fund
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
appetizing stage
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concupiscible legal warrant mental disorder
  11/12/25
lmfao
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Aren’t iPods crazy?
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sprinted here
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concupiscible legal warrant mental disorder
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
free-loading theater trust fund
  11/11/25
tp
adventurous mauve idiot
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
Dashing Splenetic Voyeur Orchestra Pit
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
free-loading theater trust fund
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
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free-loading theater trust fund
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concupiscible legal warrant mental disorder
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Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well ...
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Harsh pontificating selfie really tough guy
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Laughsome temple
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they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
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How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
free-loading theater trust fund
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
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  11/12/25
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: free-loading theater trust fund

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Stirring unhinged kitchen trump supporter

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: free-loading theater trust fund

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Stirring unhinged kitchen trump supporter

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: yapping violent stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Provocative Burgundy Community Account

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Vigorous public bath electric furnace

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: free-loading theater trust fund

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Vigorous public bath electric furnace

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Dull heaven background story

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Harsh pontificating selfie really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: wild balding menage internal respiration

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: free-loading theater trust fund

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Laughsome temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Cobalt Kitty

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: massive puce piazza lettuce

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: free-loading theater trust fund

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: massive puce piazza lettuce

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Cobalt Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fiercely-loyal center

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: free-loading theater trust fund

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Obsidian Irradiated School

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fiercely-loyal center

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Ivory passionate pit boltzmann

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: free-loading theater trust fund

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: appetizing stage

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: concupiscible legal warrant mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: topaz vivacious goyim

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: rusted embarrassed to the bone cuck

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Ivory passionate pit boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: crimson sinister native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: adventurous mauve idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Disturbing filthpig den

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: concupiscible legal warrant mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Frum Demanding Range Preventive Strike

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: free-loading theater trust fund

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: adventurous mauve idiot

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Alcoholic federal dilemma pozpig

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Dashing Splenetic Voyeur Orchestra Pit

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: free-loading theater trust fund

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: maize antidepressant drug national

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: free-loading theater trust fund



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz bearded headpube

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: free-loading theater trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: concupiscible legal warrant mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: crimson sinister native

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Harsh pontificating selfie really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: irate principal's office



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Stirring unhinged kitchen trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Laughsome temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Alcoholic federal dilemma pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Drab arousing resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49422490)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: twinkling factory reset button

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: free-loading theater trust fund

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Narrow-minded spot

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: yapping violent stead

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49424851)