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Joined eharmony to find a breedable girl. There are 9 people on the app

Narrowed by childless and under 35. And it was $500 lol.
Umber Area
  12/16/23
think of all the first dates it saved you from paying for. b...
Twinkling Address
  12/16/23
fuck me online dating is hell
Umber Area
  12/16/23
online dating hasnt worked in almost a decade man. you need ...
Twinkling Address
  12/16/23
i am so fucked
Umber Area
  12/16/23
stop being an existential bitch about it. dating past 25 is ...
Twinkling Address
  12/16/23
yeah i guess you're right
Umber Area
  12/16/23
LJL
Misunderstood trip party of the first part
  12/16/23
im so mad i want to punch the old guy from the commercials i...
Umber Area
  12/16/23
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Infuriating maize step-uncle's house
  12/16/23
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thirsty at-the-ready house indirect expression
  12/17/23
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Misunderstood trip party of the first part
  12/17/23
shoulda just found a teen on seeking.com and had a good nigh...
self-absorbed olive sanctuary
  12/16/23
You could get a VR headset and Tenga Flip for even less.
Rose library karate
  12/16/23
This. The fuckin VR headset saved my marriage. $30 per month...
Cracking Roast Beef
  12/17/23
How many men?
Claret boyish multi-billionaire round eye
  12/17/23
Believe it or not if you wanna see that for shits and giggle...
Cracking Roast Beef
  12/17/23
I could put my dick in a vitamix for $500
Umber Area
  12/16/23
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Infuriating maize step-uncle's house
  12/17/23
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Soggy adulterous international law enforcement agency sweet tailpipe
  12/17/23
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thirsty at-the-ready house indirect expression
  12/17/23
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Wine Windowlicker Internal Respiration
  12/17/23
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comical state
  12/17/23
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maroon indian lodge toilet seat
  04/27/24
insta is the only real dating app
mint insanely creepy boltzmann
  12/17/23
Haha yeah! That hot instagram model is totally going to pick...
Cracking Roast Beef
  12/17/23
1) most girls with an insta are not models ljl 2) im 6'3....
mint insanely creepy boltzmann
  12/17/23
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maroon indian lodge toilet seat
  04/27/24
Explain the steps You search some location and find a &ld...
Gold charismatic locus
  12/17/23
"pls show bob and vagene"
Fluffy Aromatic Mental Disorder Personal Credit Line
  12/17/23
no you meet a girl somewhere else and funnel her to your ins...
mint insanely creepy boltzmann
  12/17/23
Go to a dive bar in a blue collar area and dress ever so sli...
buck-toothed mind-boggling trailer park
  12/17/23
I'm short, bald, a little pudgy, asian, and not particularly...
orchid pervert gaping
  12/17/23
Mail order bride, not flame.
Sadistic base really tough guy
  12/17/23
move to asia
mint insanely creepy boltzmann
  12/17/23
Height is 100% the factor here. He never mentioned his heigh...
Cracking Roast Beef
  12/17/23
I'm only 6'0
Umber Area
  12/17/23
Excellent poast. I would add try to make superficial frie...
useless hateful public bath trump supporter
  12/17/23
This has actually worked really well for me, but it's the ba...
Misunderstood trip party of the first part
  12/17/23
based
mint insanely creepy boltzmann
  12/17/23
I love breedable chicks who are regulars at blue collar dive...
drab stag film
  12/17/23
I’m amazed it’s still around. Almost no one uses...
unholy gunner
  12/17/23
...
Misunderstood trip party of the first part
  12/17/23
I tried to tell you iirc.
galvanic rough-skinned twinkling uncleanness stage
  12/17/23
Someone here is who recommended it to me
Umber Area
  12/17/23
They only give you nine matches per day. They want you to s...
adventurous saffron institution
  04/27/24
180 You deserve worse
fuchsia tripping stage
  04/27/24
I tried joining eharmony years ago. I took their personality...
Vibrant Wrinkle Mad Cow Disease
  04/27/24


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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:36 PM
Author: Umber Area

Narrowed by childless and under 35. And it was $500 lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178750)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:39 PM
Author: Twinkling Address

think of all the first dates it saved you from paying for. basically paid for itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178753)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:41 PM
Author: Umber Area

fuck me online dating is hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178757)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:42 PM
Author: Twinkling Address

online dating hasnt worked in almost a decade man. you need to figure something else out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178763)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:43 PM
Author: Umber Area

i am so fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178764)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: Twinkling Address

stop being an existential bitch about it. dating past 25 is complete flame and 30 is a fucking joke. stop worrying and youll be more likely to make something of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178770)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:53 PM
Author: Umber Area

yeah i guess you're right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178794)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:39 PM
Author: Misunderstood trip party of the first part

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178754)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:41 PM
Author: Umber Area

im so mad i want to punch the old guy from the commercials in the face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178760)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:58 PM
Author: Infuriating maize step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178808)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: thirsty at-the-ready house indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178815)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:45 PM
Author: Misunderstood trip party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180224)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: self-absorbed olive sanctuary

shoulda just found a teen on seeking.com and had a good night with the $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178771)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:52 PM
Author: Rose library karate

You could get a VR headset and Tenga Flip for even less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178792)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:50 AM
Author: Cracking Roast Beef

This. The fuckin VR headset saved my marriage. $30 per month and you have a catalog of 10000 women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179215)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:41 AM
Author: Claret boyish multi-billionaire round eye

How many men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179316)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: Cracking Roast Beef

Believe it or not if you wanna see that for shits and giggles it’s probably like 100 men but you would be getting fucked missionary like a girl. I know for a fact though you can get a dick in your mouth too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180185)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:54 PM
Author: Umber Area

I could put my dick in a vitamix for $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178797)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:00 AM
Author: Infuriating maize step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178809)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 6:48 PM
Author: Soggy adulterous international law enforcement agency sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47181283)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:04 AM
Author: thirsty at-the-ready house indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178822)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:45 AM
Author: Wine Windowlicker Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179213)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: comical state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180883)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: maroon indian lodge toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614495)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:14 AM
Author: mint insanely creepy boltzmann

insta is the only real dating app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178846)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:50 AM
Author: Cracking Roast Beef

Haha yeah! That hot instagram model is totally going to pick you over the 10000 of men hitting her up in the DMs and she’s totally gonna stay with you when the taller man hits her up 7 dates in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179216)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: mint insanely creepy boltzmann

1) most girls with an insta are not models ljl

2) im 6'3. if youre short and ugly its already over actually it never even started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180707)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 10:00 PM
Author: maroon indian lodge toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614498)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:45 AM
Author: Gold charismatic locus

Explain the steps

You search some location and find a “hot” IG model and message her with the intent of dating? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179323)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:48 PM
Author: Fluffy Aromatic Mental Disorder Personal Credit Line

"pls show bob and vagene"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180669)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: mint insanely creepy boltzmann

no you meet a girl somewhere else and funnel her to your instagram. its how you establish value.

if girls wont even talk to you in the first place ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180709)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:20 AM
Author: buck-toothed mind-boggling trailer park

Go to a dive bar in a blue collar area and dress ever so slightly better than the norm. Don’t tell anyone what you do. Don’t approach women or anything like that. Just sit there and drink. Give it a few nights and, if you are tall, women will come to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179203)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:31 AM
Author: orchid pervert gaping

I'm short, bald, a little pudgy, asian, and not particularly attractive.

Help me with a strategy

Meteor now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179207)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Sadistic base really tough guy

Mail order bride, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179230)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: mint insanely creepy boltzmann

move to asia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180711)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Cracking Roast Beef

Height is 100% the factor here. He never mentioned his height. If he’s over 6’2 he will get a woman in 2023. If not he won’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179218)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: Umber Area

I'm only 6'0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47181289)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:41 PM
Author: useless hateful public bath trump supporter

Excellent poast.

I would add try to make superficial friends with the staff and tip well (but not too well). So when women ask the staff “who’s the new guy” they say “he seems cool.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180207)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:47 PM
Author: Misunderstood trip party of the first part

This has actually worked really well for me, but it's the bartenders whom I end up getting with. Unfortunately, bartenders are almost universally mentally ill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180232)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: mint insanely creepy boltzmann

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180713)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: drab stag film

I love breedable chicks who are regulars at blue collar dive bars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180717)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: unholy gunner

I’m amazed it’s still around. Almost no one uses it or match. It was as you describe 10 years ago. Really though apps are pointless. Men just need to chat up women in real life (without expectation of dating the first moderately attractive woman that is receptive).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179269)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: Misunderstood trip party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180710)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: galvanic rough-skinned twinkling uncleanness stage

I tried to tell you iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179311)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: Umber Area

Someone here is who recommended it to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47181285)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 5:52 PM
Author: adventurous saffron institution

They only give you nine matches per day. They want you to start dating rather than browsing endlessly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614037)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 5:59 PM
Author: fuchsia tripping stage

180

You deserve worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614043)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: Vibrant Wrinkle Mad Cow Disease

I tried joining eharmony years ago. I took their personality inventory, answered it completely honestly and they wouldn't let me join the site.

I guess they (correctly) identified me as too much of a depressedmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614111)