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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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razzmatazz primrose church building friendly grandma
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Soul-stirring Drab Giraffe Heaven
  06/27/25
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harsh disrespectful french chef nursing home
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Citrine bateful rigpig
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
razzmatazz primrose church building friendly grandma
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Citrine bateful rigpig
  06/27/25
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flesh ratface school cafeteria
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Flushed Wonderful State
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Naked stimulating garrison boistinker
  06/27/25
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comical travel guidebook
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comical travel guidebook
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
odious pearly brunch
  06/27/25
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bistre hairless gunner philosopher-king
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Flushed Wonderful State
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
big jewess people who are hurt
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Flushed Wonderful State
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Citrine bateful rigpig
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
Flushed Wonderful State
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Red violent parlour shitlib
  06/27/25
It's both
Pea-brained patrolman doctorate
  06/27/25
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Naked stimulating garrison boistinker
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
pink flirting ticket booth
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Rough-skinned Purple Fanboi Locale
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Soul-stirring Drab Giraffe Heaven
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Aromatic bespoke temple chad
  06/27/25
lmfao
big jewess people who are hurt
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
French public bath
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Naked stimulating garrison boistinker
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
French public bath
  06/27/25
lmao
comical travel guidebook
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Citrine bateful rigpig
  06/27/25
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irradiated casino
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
comical travel guidebook
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Chest-beating parlor telephone
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
comical travel guidebook
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Flushed Wonderful State
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Chest-beating parlor telephone
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Flushed Wonderful State
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Naked stimulating garrison boistinker
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
French public bath
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
comical travel guidebook
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Naked stimulating garrison boistinker
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Maroon gas station roommate
  06/27/25
TiTscR
vibrant sienna theater trust fund
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
razzmatazz primrose church building friendly grandma
  06/27/25
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razzmatazz primrose church building friendly grandma
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
pink flirting ticket booth
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Deranged sanctuary
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Appetizing frum plaza cuckoldry
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
dashing indian lodge
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Bat-shit-crazy buck-toothed filthpig base
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Deranged sanctuary
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Saffron alcoholic house
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Rough-skinned Purple Fanboi Locale
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
comical travel guidebook
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Bat-shit-crazy buck-toothed filthpig base
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Deranged sanctuary
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz primrose church building friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054167)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Drab Giraffe Heaven

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: harsh disrespectful french chef nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054401)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Citrine bateful rigpig

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz primrose church building friendly grandma

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Citrine bateful rigpig

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: flesh ratface school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Flushed Wonderful State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Naked stimulating garrison boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: comical travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: comical travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: odious pearly brunch

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: bistre hairless gunner philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Flushed Wonderful State

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: big jewess people who are hurt

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Flushed Wonderful State

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Citrine bateful rigpig

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Flushed Wonderful State

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Red violent parlour shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Pea-brained patrolman doctorate

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Naked stimulating garrison boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: pink flirting ticket booth

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Purple Fanboi Locale

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Drab Giraffe Heaven

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Aromatic bespoke temple chad

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: big jewess people who are hurt

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: French public bath

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Naked stimulating garrison boistinker

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: French public bath

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: comical travel guidebook

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Citrine bateful rigpig

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: irradiated casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: comical travel guidebook

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Chest-beating parlor telephone

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: comical travel guidebook

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Flushed Wonderful State

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Chest-beating parlor telephone

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Flushed Wonderful State

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Naked stimulating garrison boistinker

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: French public bath

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: comical travel guidebook

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Naked stimulating garrison boistinker

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Maroon gas station roommate

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: vibrant sienna theater trust fund

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz primrose church building friendly grandma

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: razzmatazz primrose church building friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: pink flirting ticket booth

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Deranged sanctuary

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Appetizing frum plaza cuckoldry

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: dashing indian lodge

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy buck-toothed filthpig base

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Deranged sanctuary

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Saffron alcoholic house

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Purple Fanboi Locale

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: comical travel guidebook

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy buck-toothed filthpig base

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Deranged sanctuary

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055482)