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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
mustard private investor
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
diverse splenetic dopamine
  08/16/13
I hate this
judgmental church
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
mustard private investor
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
diverse splenetic dopamine
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
topaz high-end circlehead
  08/16/13
180
irradiated doctorate fanboi
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
topaz high-end circlehead
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
Glassy native clown
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
diverse splenetic dopamine
  08/16/13
...
mustard private investor
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
topaz high-end circlehead
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
Talented corn cake queen of the night
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
mustard private investor
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
topaz high-end circlehead
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
Glassy native clown
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
Mildly Autistic Stirring Laser Beams
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
Glassy native clown
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
Jade Offensive Resort Indirect Expression
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
Glassy native clown
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
Jade Offensive Resort Indirect Expression
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
Glassy native clown
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
Jade Offensive Resort Indirect Expression
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
Glassy native clown
  08/17/13
lol God
Garnet electric elastic band
  04/30/14
cr
Garnet electric elastic band
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
fishy sickened sweet tailpipe
  04/30/14
this is correct
Slap-happy pit lettuce
  05/17/17
...
Lascivious medicated church building national security agency
  05/27/17
blast from the past
topaz high-end circlehead
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
misanthropic concupiscible messiness
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
Talented corn cake queen of the night
  08/16/13
explain
Internet-worthy Olive Genital Piercing Theatre
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
Garnet electric elastic band
  08/16/13
Lol
Geriatric Orchestra Pit French Chef
  02/19/16
ha
Razzle boiling water
  02/19/16
...
Lascivious medicated church building national security agency
  05/17/17
...
hilarious casino
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
nudist cruel-hearted wrinkle
  08/16/13
...
nudist cruel-hearted wrinkle
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
Claret submissive new version
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
nudist cruel-hearted wrinkle
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
Vermilion bonkers gunner
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
salmon nursing home jap
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
Glassy native clown
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
Garnet electric elastic band
  04/30/14
...
Lascivious medicated church building national security agency
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
Slimy cruise ship
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
sadistic idiotic factory reset button crotch
  05/17/17
no.
Marvelous chapel newt
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
topaz high-end circlehead
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
Razzle boiling water
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
Razzmatazz menage mood
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
topaz high-end circlehead
  05/27/17
Rad.
plum multi-colored prole
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: mustard private investor

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: diverse splenetic dopamine

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: judgmental church

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: mustard private investor

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: diverse splenetic dopamine

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: topaz high-end circlehead

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: irradiated doctorate fanboi

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: topaz high-end circlehead

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Glassy native clown

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: diverse splenetic dopamine

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: mustard private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: topaz high-end circlehead

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: Talented corn cake queen of the night

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: mustard private investor

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: topaz high-end circlehead

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: Glassy native clown

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Stirring Laser Beams

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Glassy native clown

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: Jade Offensive Resort Indirect Expression

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: Glassy native clown

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: Jade Offensive Resort Indirect Expression

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: Glassy native clown

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: Jade Offensive Resort Indirect Expression

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: Glassy native clown

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: Garnet electric elastic band

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: Garnet electric elastic band

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: fishy sickened sweet tailpipe

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: Slap-happy pit lettuce

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Lascivious medicated church building national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: topaz high-end circlehead

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: misanthropic concupiscible messiness

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Talented corn cake queen of the night

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Olive Genital Piercing Theatre

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: Garnet electric elastic band

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Geriatric Orchestra Pit French Chef

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Razzle boiling water

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Lascivious medicated church building national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: hilarious casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: nudist cruel-hearted wrinkle

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: nudist cruel-hearted wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: Claret submissive new version

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: nudist cruel-hearted wrinkle

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Vermilion bonkers gunner

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: salmon nursing home jap

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: Glassy native clown

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: Garnet electric elastic band

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: Lascivious medicated church building national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Slimy cruise ship

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: sadistic idiotic factory reset button crotch

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Marvelous chapel newt

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: topaz high-end circlehead

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: Razzle boiling water

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz menage mood

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: topaz high-end circlehead

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: plum multi-colored prole

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)