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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
snowy hunting ground foreskin
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Boyish community account
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Narrow-minded spruce lay becky
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Puce Antidepressant Drug Potus
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
snowy hunting ground foreskin
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Puce Antidepressant Drug Potus
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Puce Antidepressant Drug Potus
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Puce Antidepressant Drug Potus
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
snowy hunting ground foreskin
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Puce Antidepressant Drug Potus
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Flirting Pearly Rigor Roast Beef
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Flirting Pearly Rigor Roast Beef
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
olive apoplectic turdskin shitlib
  04/08/25
that's rude
Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy
  04/08/25
...
snowy hunting ground foreskin
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Brindle Dilemma Associate
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Puce Antidepressant Drug Potus
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Glittery Aqua Center Persian
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy
  04/08/25
...
snowy hunting ground foreskin
  04/08/25
...
Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
snowy hunting ground foreskin
  04/09/25
...
snowy hunting ground foreskin
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
costumed ruddy bawdyhouse
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
irradiated house newt
  04/09/25
Ty
Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy
  04/09/25
...
chestnut stimulating cruise ship genital piercing
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Aromatic idea he suggested tank
  04/09/25
...
Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Carmine cocky locale love of her life
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
soul-stirring house-broken range
  05/02/25
...
Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy
  05/12/25
...
Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
irradiated house newt
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Flirting Pearly Rigor Roast Beef
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Flirting Pearly Rigor Roast Beef
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
curious abode
  06/03/25
...
chandler (retired)
  06/26/25
OP?
chandler (retired)
  06/27/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: snowy hunting ground foreskin

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Boyish community account

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Narrow-minded spruce lay becky

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Puce Antidepressant Drug Potus

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: snowy hunting ground foreskin

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Puce Antidepressant Drug Potus

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Puce Antidepressant Drug Potus

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Puce Antidepressant Drug Potus

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: snowy hunting ground foreskin

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Puce Antidepressant Drug Potus

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Flirting Pearly Rigor Roast Beef

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Flirting Pearly Rigor Roast Beef

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: olive apoplectic turdskin shitlib

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: snowy hunting ground foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Brindle Dilemma Associate

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Puce Antidepressant Drug Potus

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Glittery Aqua Center Persian

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: snowy hunting ground foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: snowy hunting ground foreskin

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: snowy hunting ground foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: costumed ruddy bawdyhouse

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: irradiated house newt

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: chestnut stimulating cruise ship genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Aromatic idea he suggested tank

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Carmine cocky locale love of her life

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring house-broken range

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: irradiated house newt

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Flirting Pearly Rigor Roast Beef

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Zippy cruel-hearted business firm therapy

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Flirting Pearly Rigor Roast Beef

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: curious abode

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49054793)