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World's most frequent flyer bought 'lifetime' United pass for $510K, can fly fir

NEWARK, N.J. -- With recent travel woes out of Newark airpor...
Smoky Property Foreskin
  05/12/25
This reads like some insane boomer parody. Dude got everythi...
spectacular internal respiration
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mauve garrison black woman
  05/12/25
Half a mil wasn't nothing in 1990. Fuck United, I hope he ba...
cracking national security agency clown
  05/12/25
Get your butt out of bed
Ruddy mischievous mexican state
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yapping lodge
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i legitimately thought you wrote it when I got to this part....
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spectacular internal respiration
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Emerald address
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This is hilarious. I’m actually surprised United hasn&...
Galvanic Point Idea He Suggested
  05/12/25
I don't think they sold all that many of them so they're jus...
hairraiser confused trailer park
  05/12/25
Think I remember a story from a few years ago that they trie...
cracking national security agency clown
  05/12/25
years ago i read an article about the American Airlines vers...
vigorous turdskin
  05/12/25
Maybe that's what I'm remembering
cracking national security agency clown
  05/12/25
Airlines are 180
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Translucent main people
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Idiotic godawful private investor
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Bags rothstein sued AA and lost.
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Talking hell
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If only some poaster's dad would sue the airlines, AA and Un...
purple hideous forum yarmulke
  05/12/25
"sue the airlines, AA and United" is a callback to...
cracking national security agency clown
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with a soft double chin, and a hedonist grin...
Talking hell
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The Legend of Lufthansa Gold
Translucent main people
  05/12/25
There have been some god tier parodies on the bort, but this...
cracking national security agency clown
  05/12/25
I can't believe he is entitled to miles from this program. T...
dead faggotry
  05/12/25
the miles is crazy. it incentives him to use the ticket as m...
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  05/12/25
Yeah, I was having a bad morning.
Salmon haunting indian lodge lettuce
  05/12/25
I wonder how much $ he makes if he just treats it like a ful...
Galvanic Point Idea He Suggested
  05/12/25
If you figure he's the highest tier and gets the best points...
purple hideous forum yarmulke
  05/12/25
That's 180 and I'm jealous.
lime up-to-no-good juggernaut
  05/12/25
i wonder how many they sold. for $500K in 1990 dollars st...
Wine school sweet tailpipe
  05/12/25
I know jealousy is wrong but
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an inspiring man whose lessons i will take to heart
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"Frontier" offers an annual all-u-can-fly pass for...
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Filthy costumed headpube toaster
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United filed for Chapter 11 in 2002. It was a HUGE BIG DEAL ...
purple hideous forum yarmulke
  05/13/25
Given that the loyalty program is probably worth more than t...
Translucent main people
  05/13/25
CR. Airlines are essentially banks at this point.
nubile exhilarant spot
  05/13/25
a weirdly forward-financed bank
Translucent main people
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tbf 500k was like 2 of those cool houses on the water in mal...
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Date: May 12th, 2025 4:31 AM
Author: Smoky Property Foreskin

NEWARK, N.J. -- With recent travel woes out of Newark airport, flyers can take some advice from a man who has flown out of the New Jersey facility more than 8,000 times.

He is the world's most frequent flyer.

He owns a golden ticket, after making a half-million dollar investment more than three decades ago.

Tom Stuker is also known as the 24-million-mile man.

Back in 1990, he bought a "lifetime pass" on United Airlines for him and a companion for $510,000.

That pass allows him to fly first-class anywhere, anytime.

"Basically, I'd take my brother and say, 'Hey, let's go down to Dallas and buy some cowboy boots.' So, the next day, on Friday, I say, 'Honey, let's go to Paris for the weekend,'" Stuker said.

He also earns reward points on those miles.

"On one week, I cashed in enough miles to get $50,000 gift cards in Walmart," Stuker said.

Stuker has used points to remodel his brother's house and fund a children's cancer charity.

"Got my money's worth, there's no argument about that," Stuker said.

He hasn't owned a car in decades, using his points to rent cars instead.

"I've been able to make a lot of people's dreams come true, especially my kids', especially me and my wife," Stuker said.

This past February was the first time in 45 years that Stuker slept at home for a full calendar month.

For everyone else paying full price, Stuker has some advice.

"Get your butt out of bed, and take that first flight out: most dependable flight, No. 1. Prices are cheaper at that time," Stuker said. "You want to get that last flight out of the night? Guess what? Good chance it could be delayed to 3 o'clock in the morning, which screws you up royally and also could be canceled."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923190)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 4:50 AM
Author: spectacular internal respiration

This reads like some insane boomer parody. Dude got everything without lifting a finger, and probably lectures others about "hard work" while counting his cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923193)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:18 AM
Author: mauve garrison black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923196)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: cracking national security agency clown

Half a mil wasn't nothing in 1990. Fuck United, I hope he bankrupts them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923612)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Ruddy mischievous mexican state

Get your butt out of bed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923930)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: arousing idiot station

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924901)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: yapping lodge



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: aqua deranged senate

i legitimately thought you wrote it when I got to this part.

“Stuker said he would encourage everyone to buy a similar lifetime pass and, if none are being offered at the time, to visit United Airlines’ headquarters and negotiate one with the CEO using a firm handshake.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924001)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: spectacular internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924893)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Emerald address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48926422)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: Galvanic Point Idea He Suggested

This is hilarious. I’m actually surprised United hasn’t breached and just forced litigation to settle this out. Easier from an accounting perspective to write it off as a one time cost than having this guy hit run rate costs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923602)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: hairraiser confused trailer park

I don't think they sold all that many of them so they're just taking the L and waiting for these boomers to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923606)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: cracking national security agency clown

Think I remember a story from a few years ago that they tried to breach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923608)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: vigorous turdskin

years ago i read an article about the American Airlines version of that deal. AA couldn't break it because it was a perfect case for specific performance.

so AA hired detectives to hunt for violations of the terms. for example, the rules say you can't get anything in exchange from your traveling companion. if you flew your buddy to London so the two of you could watch a soccer match in a London sports bar and your friend said in return, "then the beers are on me!" then AA would terminate the deal.

in the interview the ticket holder said that whenever he took a traveling companion he had to sit the companion down and grill them on the rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923613)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: cracking national security agency clown

Maybe that's what I'm remembering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923616)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: hairraiser confused trailer park

Airlines are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923617)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Translucent main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923934)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: arousing idiot station

(Mitch)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924907)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Idiotic godawful private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923628)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: nubile exhilarant spot

Bags rothstein sued AA and lost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923689)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Abusive brunch



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy glassy home hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923951)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Talking hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924006)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: purple hideous forum yarmulke

If only some poaster's dad would sue the airlines, AA and United.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923948)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: cracking national security agency clown

"sue the airlines, AA and United" is a callback to the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald? 180 if so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923983)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Talking hell

with a soft double chin, and a hedonist grin...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924008)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Translucent main people

The Legend of Lufthansa Gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924463)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: cracking national security agency clown

There have been some god tier parodies on the bort, but this is my favorite. Might be my favorite poast of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924876)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: dead faggotry

I can't believe he is entitled to miles from this program. They made a stupid decision as a cash grab and regret it.

Only airlines can make me side with the boomers. jfc I hate everyone.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923975)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: Talking hell

the miles is crazy. it incentives him to use the ticket as much as possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924012)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: aqua deranged senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924015)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Salmon haunting indian lodge lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924164)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: internet-worthy community account library

For a guy with a black wife you sure picked a weird spot to be racist and unfunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924537)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Salmon haunting indian lodge lettuce

Yeah, I was having a bad morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924940)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Galvanic Point Idea He Suggested

I wonder how much $ he makes if he just treats it like a full time job and flies at least 40 hours a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924205)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: purple hideous forum yarmulke

If you figure he's the highest tier and gets the best points bonuses, maybe he gets 50,000 points for a TATL in Business. That converts to about $350 at 0.7 cents per mile, which is on the low end, so I would say for every long haul flight he's actually making like $500-600 realistically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924381)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: lime up-to-no-good juggernaut

That's 180 and I'm jealous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48923982)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Wine school sweet tailpipe

i wonder how many they sold.

for $500K in 1990 dollars still quite a gamble that United never went bankrupt in the last 35 years.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924400)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: flatulent carnelian therapy school cafeteria

I know jealousy is wrong but

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924457)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Erotic Gay Theater

an inspiring man whose lessons i will take to heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48924919)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Curious casino immigrant

"Frontier" offers an annual all-u-can-fly pass for $599

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48925501)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 7:24 AM
Author: Smoky Property Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48929209)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: Filthy costumed headpube toaster

United hasn't gone bankrupt since then so he has been lucky

If United were acquired by another airline could be complications like an old stock certificate for a major oil company that is valueless because it wasn't exchanged within the time window after the merger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48926077)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: purple hideous forum yarmulke

United filed for Chapter 11 in 2002. It was a HUGE BIG DEAL and they basically gutted all of their pension obligations (except for the CEO's pension).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48926390)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Translucent main people

Given that the loyalty program is probably worth more than the airline itself, every major airline bankruptcy keeps it in place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48926409)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: nubile exhilarant spot

CR. Airlines are essentially banks at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48926415)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Translucent main people

a weirdly forward-financed bank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48926443)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Dun reading party

tbf 500k was like 2 of those cool houses on the water in malibu back then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2#48926418)