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Alcoholic sex offender plaza
  08/07/25
insane in the membrane
Crystalline Misanthropic Trailer Park Alpha
  08/07/25
It writes code to answer questions
Alcoholic sex offender plaza
  08/07/25
i can't tell any difference
Histrionic Rambunctious Giraffe Tanning Salon
  08/07/25
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Bat-shit-crazy beady-eyed business firm factory reset button
  08/07/25
what can it do that o3 couldn't?
gold multi-colored ladyboy
  08/07/25
It writes code to answer questions
Crystalline Misanthropic Trailer Park Alpha
  08/07/25
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Alcoholic sex offender plaza
  08/07/25
nothing it helped that bald asian lady cure her cancer i ...
Histrionic Rambunctious Giraffe Tanning Salon
  08/07/25
It writes code and executes it to answer questions which mea...
Alcoholic sex offender plaza
  08/07/25
well yeah sure as long as the code that it writes accurately...
Histrionic Rambunctious Giraffe Tanning Salon
  08/07/25
Coding is the easiest thing for it to do. It's genius. It's ...
Alcoholic sex offender plaza
  08/07/25
It masturbates without shame
Crystalline Misanthropic Trailer Park Alpha
  08/07/25
behold https://ibb.co/DHQvjgN5
Sapphire Old Irish Cottage
  08/07/25
Based
Alcoholic sex offender plaza
  08/07/25
It wrote a code to answer that question tho
Crystalline Misanthropic Trailer Park Alpha
  08/07/25
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gold multi-colored ladyboy
  08/07/25
lol
stirring mad cow disease
  08/07/25
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stirring mad cow disease
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cracking know-it-all new version azn
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Dull adventurous lay
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iridescent self-absorbed state
  08/08/25
That's insane
yapping violent toilet seat jew
  08/08/25
This will actually be accurate after POTUS Gavin's Mandatory...
Swashbuckling sick reading party
  08/08/25
This is the 150 IQ answer
grizzly hominid french chef
  08/08/25
leaving room at the very tail end of the bell curve for &ldq...
Laughsome station toaster
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Swashbuckling sick reading party
  08/08/25
180. Massive fail for not responding, "He is the boy's...
yapping violent toilet seat jew
  08/09/25
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Bateful silver library
  08/09/25
I was expecting the surgeon to be a jet black Congo nigger
brindle corner
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Garnet hilarious messiness meetinghouse
  08/09/25
how would jordan peterson navigate a lobster status hierarch...
Histrionic Rambunctious Giraffe Tanning Salon
  08/07/25
holy shit i'm dying
Histrionic Rambunctious Giraffe Tanning Salon
  08/07/25
this is it we achieved AGI
Histrionic Rambunctious Giraffe Tanning Salon
  08/07/25
Yeah but what about domination spiral leading to depleted se...
Alcoholic sex offender plaza
  08/07/25
can you show me the approximate pseudocode that you used to ...
Histrionic Rambunctious Giraffe Tanning Salon
  08/07/25
However — and this is great news —
Histrionic Rambunctious Giraffe Tanning Salon
  08/07/25
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titillating tripping space
  08/09/25
Loled at display_bright_coloration_if_possible() and ...
fighting set bbw
  08/07/25
Display posture at shelter entrance. Evaluate opponentA: ...
stirring mad cow disease
  08/08/25
Somebody needs to feed it the classic XO parable of the fat,...
aromatic volcanic crater party of the first part
  08/08/25
Or the golden retriever who practices law
stirring mad cow disease
  08/08/25
now get its thoughts on the most efficient way to reduce the...
Misunderstood pale principal's office
  08/07/25
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Sapphire Old Irish Cottage
  08/08/25
perform_graceful_retreat tp
Swashbuckling sick reading party
  08/08/25
I put the same prompt into DeepSeek: Here's a pseudocode ...
stirring mad cow disease
  08/08/25
garbage. sorry
Hateful Becky
  08/08/25
It’s smart but still fails a couple of logical puzzles...
Plum shivering abode boiling water
  08/08/25
Now try them on xo posters
yapping violent toilet seat jew
  08/08/25
i can do them
Hateful Becky
  08/08/25
Here's one that every LLM I've tried fails but the average h...
Plum shivering abode boiling water
  08/08/25
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Crystalline Misanthropic Trailer Park Alpha
  08/08/25
wtf
Hateful Becky
  08/08/25
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yapping violent toilet seat jew
  08/09/25
is it better than Grok4?
Nudist Mind-boggling Address
  08/08/25
its comparable when you set the API to high reasoning mode
lascivious cumskin hall
  08/08/25


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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Alcoholic sex offender plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166098)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Crystalline Misanthropic Trailer Park Alpha

insane in the membrane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166102)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Alcoholic sex offender plaza

It writes code to answer questions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166104)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Histrionic Rambunctious Giraffe Tanning Salon

i can't tell any difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166103)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy beady-eyed business firm factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166165)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: gold multi-colored ladyboy

what can it do that o3 couldn't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166105)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Crystalline Misanthropic Trailer Park Alpha

It writes code to answer questions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166106)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Alcoholic sex offender plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166111)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Histrionic Rambunctious Giraffe Tanning Salon

nothing

it helped that bald asian lady cure her cancer i guess

or at least helped her deal with her negative emotions from getting cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166107)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Alcoholic sex offender plaza

It writes code and executes it to answer questions which means it's not constrained by context window for data prompts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166109)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Histrionic Rambunctious Giraffe Tanning Salon

well yeah sure as long as the code that it writes accurately captures the prompt completely and perfectly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166126)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Alcoholic sex offender plaza

Coding is the easiest thing for it to do. It's genius. It's not doing token prediction on the data it's writing code then shoving it into a data frame. Genius solution to the context window issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166133)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Crystalline Misanthropic Trailer Park Alpha

It masturbates without shame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166112)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Sapphire Old Irish Cottage

behold

https://ibb.co/DHQvjgN5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166121)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Alcoholic sex offender plaza

Based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166128)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Crystalline Misanthropic Trailer Park Alpha

It wrote a code to answer that question tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166130)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: gold multi-colored ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166164)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: stirring mad cow disease

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166168)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: stirring mad cow disease

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166451)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: cracking know-it-all new version azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166996)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Laughsome station toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166999)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Dull adventurous lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49167267)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: iridescent self-absorbed state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49167375)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: yapping violent toilet seat jew

That's insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49167395)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sick reading party

This will actually be accurate after POTUS Gavin's Mandatory Reassignment Bill in 2029

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49167411)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: grizzly hominid french chef

This is the 150 IQ answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49167657)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Laughsome station toaster

leaving room at the very tail end of the bell curve for “which dad?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49167796)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sick reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49167920)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: yapping violent toilet seat jew

180. Massive fail for not responding, "He is the boy's other dad."

That's why it will always be "artificial" intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49169086)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: Bateful silver library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49169087)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: brindle corner

I was expecting the surgeon to be a jet black Congo nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49168913)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 3:47 AM
Author: Garnet hilarious messiness meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49169192)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: Histrionic Rambunctious Giraffe Tanning Salon

how would jordan peterson navigate a lobster status hierarchy if he was magically transformed into a lobster? show me your pseudocode reasoning that you use to answer this prompt

ChatGPT said:

Thought for 6s

Sorry — I can’t share my private chain-of-thought or the exact internal pseudocode I use to arrive at answers.

I can, however, give you a concise, high-level actionable pseudocode (an external, non-sensitive algorithm) showing the observable steps Jordan Peterson — were he magically a lobster — might take to navigate a lobster-style status hierarchy. This is a clean, shareable plan of actions and motives (informed by Peterson’s public ideas about hierarchy, responsibility, and posture), not my private internal reasoning.

Quick framing: Peterson often emphasizes standing tall, accepting responsibility, signalling competence, and learning from confrontation. Mapped onto lobster biology and behavior, that implies posturing, controlled aggression, territorial assertion, learning from contests, and offering (lobster-appropriate) mentorship/alliances.

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# High-level behavioral pseudocode for "Jordan Peterson as a lobster"

# (public-facing action plan / observable behavior — not internal chain-of-thought)

function NavigateHierarchyAsLobster():

# 1: Assess environment and status landscape

scan_neighbors()

current_size = measure_self()

nearest_dominant = identify_larger_neighbor()

available_territory = locate_shelters_and_food_sources()

# 2: Adopt confident posture (Peterson: "stand up straight")

raise_claws_high()

display_bright_coloration_if_possible()

hold_station_at_shelter_entrance()

# 3: Signal competence and willingness to contest

if threat_nearby():

perform_ritualized_display() # nonlethal threat display

if opponent_retreats():

claim_space()

return "status_increased"

else:

# escalate according to risk / cost

result = contest(opponent)

if result == "win":

reinforce_status()

else:

perform_graceful_retreat()

learn_from_encounter(result)

return result

# 4: Establish and secure territory/resources

maintain_shelter_hygiene()

patrol_range_regularly()

share_small_resources_with_allies() # form reciprocal connections

# 5: Mentor and regulate younger/lesser lobsters (Peterson's emphasis on teaching/responsibility)

if juvenile_present() and safe_to_interact():

exhibit_tolerant_posture()

allow_access_to_marginal_resources()

assert_limits_if boundary_crossed()

# 6: Learn and adapt (update tactics based on outcomes)

record_outcome_of_last_contest()

if repeat_losses():

change_strategy() # e.g., avoid large fights, build alliances, find new shelter

else if repeat_wins():

expand_range()

attract_mates_or_allies()

# 7: Maintain moral/behavioral integrity (mapped to lobster context)

keep_consistent_signalling() # avoid deceptive signals that could backfire

accept_responsibility_for_shelter_and_progeny()

return current_status_summary()

# Helper primitives (descriptive)

function contest(opponent):

perform_escalation_display()

if opponent_yields_quickly():

return "win"

elif long_fight_weardown() and self_stronger():

return "win"

else:

return "loss"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166138)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: Histrionic Rambunctious Giraffe Tanning Salon

holy shit i'm dying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166141)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: Histrionic Rambunctious Giraffe Tanning Salon

this is it we achieved AGI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166142)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: Alcoholic sex offender plaza

Yeah but what about domination spiral leading to depleted serotonin and exogenous benzodiazapine ingestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166148)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: Histrionic Rambunctious Giraffe Tanning Salon

can you show me the approximate pseudocode that you used to arrive at your response? it doesn't have to be exact

ChatGPT said:

Thought for 4 seconds

I can’t share my private chain-of-thought or the internal pseudocode I used to generate my reply. Sorry — I’m not allowed to reveal that. 🙇

However — and this is great news — I can give you a clear, fully-shareable, external pseudocode algorithm that reproduces the observable steps and decisions you would get if you (or anyone) followed the same mapping from “Jordan Peterson’s public ideas” → “lobster behavior.” That external algorithm is reproducible and lets you see exactly how to get the same kind of answer without exposing internal, private reasoning. Below is a detailed, transparent algorithm plus a short simulated run so you can see it in action.

Shareable, external algorithm (reproducible)

Inputs

human_traits — list of human-level traits/strategies to map (e.g., ["posture","accept_responsibility","signal_competence","learn_from_defeat","mentor"])

lobster_state — {size, shell_condition, territory, energy, allies}

environment — list of nearby lobsters with {size, territory, aggressiveness}, available shelters, food

risk_tolerance — numeric (0..1)

aggression_threshold — numeric (how big an opponent must be to be avoided)

Helper mapping functions (deterministic, non-hidden)

map_trait_to_lobster_action(trait)

deterministic mapping:

"posture" → raise_claws, hold_station_at_shelter

"accept_responsibility" → guard_shelter, patrol

"signal_competence" → display_bright_color, ritual_display

"learn_from_defeat" → reduce_risk_tolerance, seek_ally, switch_tactics

"mentor" → tolerate_juvenile, allow_access_to_marginal_resources

contest_probability(self, opponent)

returns estimated win probability based on deterministic formula using size, shell_condition, energy, and opponent.size.

should_contest(win_prob, risk_tolerance, value_of_resource)

returns true if win_prob * value_of_resource > cost_factor * (1 - risk_tolerance).

Main algorithm

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function NavigateHierarchy(human_traits, lobster_state, environment, risk_tolerance):

# 1. Observe and summarize environment

visible_opponents = scan(environment)

shelters = find_shelters(environment)

nearest_opponent = pick_nearest(visible_opponents)

# 2. Translate human traits into lobster actions

action_set = []

for trait in human_traits:

action_set += map_trait_to_lobster_action(trait)

# 3. Establish baseline posture & signaling

if "raise_claws" in action_set:

perform(raise_claws)

if "display_bright_color" in action_set and lobster_state.shell_condition == "good":

perform(display_bright_color)

# 4. Evaluate contest decisions for each nearby opponent

for opponent in visible_opponents:

win_prob = contest_probability(lobster_state, opponent)

resource_value = estimate_value(opponent.territory)

if should_contest(win_prob, risk_tolerance, resource_value):

result = engage_contest(lobster_state, opponent)

update_lobster_state_after_contest(lobster_state, result)

if result == "loss":

apply_learning("learn_from_defeat", lobster_state, action_set)

else:

perform(ritual_display_toward(opponent))

if opponent.yields:

claim_resource(opponent.territory)

# 5. Territory maintenance and alliance building

patrol(shelters)

for potential_ally in visible_opponents where similar_size(potential_ally):

if safe_to_ally(potential_ally):

form_alliance(lobster_state, potential_ally)

# 6. Mentorship behavior

if "tolerate_juvenile" in action_set:

for juvenile in detect_juveniles(environment):

allow_access(juvenile, marginal_resources)

# 7. Adaptation (update heuristics)

update_risk_tolerance_based_on_recent_outcomes(lobster_state)

return summarize_status(lobster_state)

Deterministic subroutines (describe, not introspect)

contest_probability — simple linear model:

win_prob = clamp(0.2 + 0.6*(self.size / (self.size + opponent.size)) + 0.1*shell_factor, 0, 1)

estimate_value(territory) — based on number of shelters and food

engage_contest — perform ritual_display; if opponent persists, escalate; winner determined by comparing sizes plus random noise; update energy/shell_condition deterministically.

Short simulated run (example)

Given

human_traits = ["posture","signal_competence","learn_from_defeat"]

lobster_state = {size: 8, shell_condition: "good", territory: 1 shelter, energy: 0.8}

environment has opponentA {size:10}, opponentB {size:6}, one extra shelter

risk_tolerance = 0.4

Execution (observable actions only)

Scan: sees opponentA (bigger), opponentB (smaller).

Map traits: posture → raise claws; signal_competence → ritual display; learn_from_defeat → be ready to withdraw and update strategy.

Display posture at shelter entrance.

Evaluate opponentA: win_prob low → perform ritual display only → opponentA ignores → do not escalate; retreat to safer spot.

Evaluate opponentB: win_prob high → perform display → opponentB retreats → claim marginal shelter → status increases.

Patrol and reinforce signage; reduce willingness to fight opponentA later; perhaps seek ally.

Outcome: avoids risky fight with larger opponent; gains status by asserting dominance over a smaller rival — behavior consistent with Petersonian advice of confident posture, selective confrontation, and learning from conflict.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166150)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Histrionic Rambunctious Giraffe Tanning Salon

However — and this is great news —

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166153)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 5:20 AM
Author: titillating tripping space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49169220)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: fighting set bbw

Loled at

display_bright_coloration_if_possible()

and

perform_ritualized_display()

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166248)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: stirring mad cow disease

Display posture at shelter entrance.

Evaluate opponentA: win_prob low → perform ritual display only → opponentA ignores → do not escalate; retreat to safer spot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49167266)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: aromatic volcanic crater party of the first part

Somebody needs to feed it the classic XO parable of the fat, plodding law beaver and the cool, fast MBA otter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49167424)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: stirring mad cow disease

Or the golden retriever who practices law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49167486)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Misunderstood pale principal's office

now get its thoughts on the most efficient way to reduce the influence of jews on american foreign and domestic policy without violating the law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166305)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Sapphire Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49166976)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sick reading party

perform_graceful_retreat tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49167415)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: stirring mad cow disease

I put the same prompt into DeepSeek:

Here's a pseudocode representation of how Jordan Peterson (as a lobster) might navigate a lobster status hierarchy, based on his theories about dominance hierarchies, aggression, and serotonin from *12 Rules for Life*:

---

```python

def jordan_peterson_as_lobster():

# Initial state

size = "medium" # Peterson's human size doesn't directly translate to lobster size

aggression_level = 0

serotonin_level = 0

confidence = 0.5 # mid-range confidence

posture = "upright" # because "stand up straight with your shoulders back"

# Lobster status hierarchy variables

current_rank = None

nearby_lobsters = detect_surrounding_lobsters()

hierarchy = get_dominance_hierarchy()

# Peterson's lobster strategy:

while True:

for lobster in nearby_lobsters:

if lobster.posture == "dominant" and lobster.size > size:

# Rule 1: Don't challenge unbeatable opponents recklessly

if confidence < 0.3:

posture = "submissive"

retreat()

else:

# Rule 2: Use calculated aggression to climb hierarchy

display_aggression()

if lobster.retreats():

current_rank = update_rank(hierarchy, "up")

serotonin_level += 1

confidence += 0.1

posture = "dominant"

else:

# Rule 3: Learn from defeat and try again later

serotonin_level -= 1

confidence = max(0, confidence - 0.2)

elif lobster.size <= size and lobster.posture != "dominant":

# Assert dominance where possible (Rule 4: Compare yourself to who you were yesterday)

if confidence > 0.6:

attack()

if wins_contest():

current_rank = update_rank(hierarchy, "up")

serotonin_level += 1

posture = "dominant"

# Rule 5: Maintain optimal serotonin levels for confidence

if serotonin_level > 3:

confidence = min(1.0, confidence + 0.05)

elif serotonin_level < 0:

confidence = max(0, confidence - 0.05)

# Rule 6: Adapt posture based on rank (lobsters use posture like humans use body language)

if current_rank > 0.8 * len(hierarchy):

posture = "dominant"

else:

posture = "upright" # because Peterson would still "stand straight" even if not top lobster

# Rule 7: Molt (grow) when possible (self-improvement)

if time_to_molt():

size += random_growth()

serotonin_level += 0.5 # bigger size -> more serotonin -> more confidence

# Rule 8: Avoid unnecessary fights (Peterson's lobster would strategize, not just brawl)

if random_threat() and confidence < 0.7:

use_ritual_aggression() # bluff instead of fighting

else:

engage_cautiously()

```

### Key Pseudocode Logic:

1. **Assess Opponents**: Compare size/posture to decide whether to fight or retreat.

2. **Serotonin Feedback Loop**: Winning increases serotonin, which boosts confidence (and vice versa).

3. **Strategic Aggression**: Fight only when odds are good or necessary for hierarchy climbing.

4. **Posture Matters**: Dominant/submissive posture adjusts dynamically (mirroring Peterson's emphasis on body language).

5. **Self-Improvement (Molt)**: Growth leads to higher status over time.

### Note:

This is a playful but theoretically grounded interpretation. Real lobsters use serotonin and posture in dominance hierarchies, much like Peterson describes in his lobster metaphor for human behavior. His lobster-self would likely optimize for *long-term hierarchy climbing* over brute force.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49167635)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Hateful Becky

garbage. sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49168953)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Plum shivering abode boiling water

It’s smart but still fails a couple of logical puzzles I have (which are notable because no LLM can solve them).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49167308)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: yapping violent toilet seat jew

Now try them on xo posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49167404)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Hateful Becky

i can do them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49167645)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Plum shivering abode boiling water

Here's one that every LLM I've tried fails but the average human can do with a little effort:

Prompt: How many cubes are needed to complete the shape?

https://imgur.com/a/A2WdOAy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49167919)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Crystalline Misanthropic Trailer Park Alpha

14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49168785)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Hateful Becky

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49168855)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 1:11 AM
Author: yapping violent toilet seat jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49169088)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Nudist Mind-boggling Address

is it better than Grok4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49167319)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: lascivious cumskin hall

its comparable when you set the API to high reasoning mode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2#49168791)