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Galvanic flushed faggotry location
  12/18/25
710K
Out-of-control area
  12/18/25
lawyer?
Galvanic flushed faggotry location
  12/18/25
yea
Out-of-control area
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
Galvanic flushed faggotry location
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
Effete Round Eye Kitchen
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
low-t sickened set
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
Effete Round Eye Kitchen
  12/18/25
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Sienna newt
  12/18/25
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  12/19/25
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Angry Friendly Grandma
  12/19/25
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Apoplectic skinny woman
  12/19/25
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shimmering circlehead jew
  12/20/25
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Free-loading Shrine
  12/21/25
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Flickering home degenerate
  12/21/25
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Aphrodisiac Mint Tanning Salon Organic Girlfriend
  12/21/25
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Mildly autistic swashbuckling nibblets
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
pea-brained high-end toilet seat stage
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
Galvanic flushed faggotry location
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
pea-brained high-end toilet seat stage
  12/18/25
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salmon bipolar headpube internal respiration
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
Ungodly address
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
Pink lodge
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
Ungodly address
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
Galvanic flushed faggotry location
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
razzmatazz hospital
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
Ungodly address
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
provocative cuckoldry base
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
provocative cuckoldry base
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
provocative cuckoldry base
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
Boyish dun temple travel guidebook
  12/18/25
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  12/18/25
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rambunctious gas station party of the first part
  12/19/25
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  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
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  12/19/25
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Excitant Tantric Station Mexican
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
Clear twisted university
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
provocative cuckoldry base
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
Clear twisted university
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
passionate obsidian double fault market
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
Clear twisted university
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
gold goal in life national
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
salmon bipolar headpube internal respiration
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
Walnut Sneaky Criminal Sanctuary
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
salmon bipolar headpube internal respiration
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
opaque fragrant dragon potus
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
rambunctious gas station party of the first part
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
green faggot firefighter stead
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
flirting bat-shit-crazy son of senegal
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
Boyish dun temple travel guidebook
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
Cerise Dilemma Feces
  12/18/25
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massive alcoholic nursing home
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
Clear twisted university
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
Galvanic flushed faggotry location
  12/18/25
I am atty.
Clear twisted university
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
Galvanic flushed faggotry location
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
provocative cuckoldry base
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Aquamarine Contagious Fortuitous Meteor
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Aquamarine Contagious Fortuitous Meteor
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Nubile vivacious property
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
silver wonderful pervert voyeur
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Aquamarine Contagious Fortuitous Meteor
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
Soul-stirring stage coffee pot
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
salmon bipolar headpube internal respiration
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
Nubile vivacious property
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
Soul-stirring stage coffee pot
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
Clear twisted university
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
Soul-stirring stage coffee pot
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
Clear twisted university
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
Nubile vivacious property
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
Free-loading Shrine
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
Clear twisted university
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
histrionic boltzmann gaping
  12/22/25
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histrionic boltzmann gaping
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
histrionic boltzmann gaping
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
Soul-stirring stage coffee pot
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
Boyish dun temple travel guidebook
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
massive alcoholic nursing home
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
Boyish dun temple travel guidebook
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Apoplectic skinny woman
  12/19/25
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histrionic boltzmann gaping
  12/22/25
not enough.
rambunctious gas station party of the first part
  12/18/25
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Pungent buck-toothed ape
  12/20/25
little under $6M
Misanthropic Disrespectful Philosopher-king Parlour
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
provocative cuckoldry base
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
Effete Round Eye Kitchen
  12/18/25
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comical alcoholic jewess
  12/18/25
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opaque fragrant dragon potus
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
Misanthropic Disrespectful Philosopher-king Parlour
  12/19/25
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mauve big-titted institution foreskin
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
Scarlet keepsake machete
  12/18/25
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rambunctious gas station party of the first part
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Exhilarant Mahogany Tank Theater
  12/20/25
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Aphrodisiac Mint Tanning Salon Organic Girlfriend
  12/21/25
-$184K
haunting cerebral trailer park
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
Pale startled mediation
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
brass karate
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
Angry Friendly Grandma
  12/19/25
low-200s
Exciting Field Community Account
  12/18/25
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bronze painfully honest really tough guy
  12/18/25
like 2 million
Brindle public bath
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
dead insanely creepy pit
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
Vengeful elastic band church
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
bistre crawly clown
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
Vengeful elastic band church
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
Mildly autistic swashbuckling nibblets
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
bistre crawly clown
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
green faggot firefighter stead
  12/19/25
thank you
bistre crawly clown
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
Translucent Principal's Office Prole
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
confused 180 associate
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
citrine space roommate
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
very tactful school cafeteria
  12/19/25
what happened
Angry Friendly Grandma
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
very tactful school cafeteria
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
Apoplectic skinny woman
  12/19/25
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Galvanic flushed faggotry location
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
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  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
Excitant Tantric Station Mexican
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
Smoky kink-friendly dingle berry
  12/20/25
~$900k
Walnut Sneaky Criminal Sanctuary
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
rusted nofapping step-uncle's house immigrant
  12/19/25
Wow.
Pungent buck-toothed ape
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
rambunctious gas station party of the first part
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
rusted nofapping step-uncle's house immigrant
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
rambunctious gas station party of the first part
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
rusted nofapping step-uncle's house immigrant
  12/19/25
lol
titillating preventive strike theater stage
  12/19/25
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rambunctious gas station party of the first part
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
green faggot firefighter stead
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
Razzle rehab
  12/19/25
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green faggot firefighter stead
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
silver wonderful pervert voyeur
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
lascivious center
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
Impertinent razzle-dazzle site gay wizard
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
lascivious center
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
Razzle rehab
  12/21/25
You sound poor
Mildly autistic swashbuckling nibblets
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
Exhilarant Mahogany Tank Theater
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
gaped supple bawdyhouse
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
Motley striped hyena
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
gaped supple bawdyhouse
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
Vengeful elastic band church
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
gaped supple bawdyhouse
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
Out-of-control area
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
histrionic boltzmann gaping
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
gaped supple bawdyhouse
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
Misanthropic Disrespectful Philosopher-king Parlour
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
Motley striped hyena
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
Pungent buck-toothed ape
  12/20/25
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Galvanic flushed faggotry location
  12/20/25
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Out-of-control area
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
shimmering circlehead jew
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
dead insanely creepy pit
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
narrow-minded bat shit crazy corn cake crackhouse
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
narrow-minded bat shit crazy corn cake crackhouse
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
narrow-minded bat shit crazy corn cake crackhouse
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
talented giraffe
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
Violet Laughsome Boistinker
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
talented giraffe
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
Galvanic flushed faggotry location
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
Clear twisted university
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
talented giraffe
  12/21/25
...
Clear twisted university
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
lascivious center
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
passionate obsidian double fault market
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
spectacular hyperventilating hissy fit french chef
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
Nubile vivacious property
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
Clear twisted university
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
Nubile vivacious property
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
Clear twisted university
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
Galvanic flushed faggotry location
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
Nubile vivacious property
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
Galvanic flushed faggotry location
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
Nubile vivacious property
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
Galvanic flushed faggotry location
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
Nubile vivacious property
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
Galvanic flushed faggotry location
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
Nubile vivacious property
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
Galvanic flushed faggotry location
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
Nubile vivacious property
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
indecent idea he suggested box office
  12/21/25
...
Flickering home degenerate
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
Transparent whorehouse hairy legs
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
emerald theatre
  12/21/25
180 last note
Soul-stirring stage coffee pot
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
Violet Laughsome Boistinker
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
Nubile vivacious property
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
Clear twisted university
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
Nubile vivacious property
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
Pink lodge
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
Violet Laughsome Boistinker
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
chrome legal warrant lay
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
Saffron Frozen State
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
Aphrodisiac Mint Tanning Salon Organic Girlfriend
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
Out-of-control area
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
lascivious center
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
chrome legal warrant lay
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
Pungent buck-toothed ape
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
Out-of-control area
  12/23/25
cap gains
silver wonderful pervert voyeur
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
Out-of-control area
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
Pungent buck-toothed ape
  12/25/25
~$500k
spectacular hyperventilating hissy fit french chef
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Galvanic flushed faggotry location



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Out-of-control area

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Galvanic flushed faggotry location

lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519912)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Out-of-control area

yea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519925)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Galvanic flushed faggotry location

Biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519931)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Effete Round Eye Kitchen

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519915)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: low-t sickened set

Lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520498)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Effete Round Eye Kitchen

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Sienna newt



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: salmon bipolar headpube internal respiration



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Angry Friendly Grandma



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Apoplectic skinny woman



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: shimmering circlehead jew



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Free-loading Shrine



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Flickering home degenerate



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Mint Tanning Salon Organic Girlfriend



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Mildly autistic swashbuckling nibblets



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: pea-brained high-end toilet seat stage

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519929)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Galvanic flushed faggotry location

Trash or legal fees?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: pea-brained high-end toilet seat stage

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520159)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: salmon bipolar headpube internal respiration



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Ungodly address

$130k in shitlaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519936)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Pink lodge

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Ungodly address

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Galvanic flushed faggotry location

why dont you go solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz hospital

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522472)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Ungodly address

Nigger voicemail$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523830)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: provocative cuckoldry base

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519948)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: provocative cuckoldry base

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: provocative cuckoldry base

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Boyish dun temple travel guidebook

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Out-of-control area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: rambunctious gas station party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: henna electric volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: salmon bipolar headpube internal respiration

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: Excitant Tantric Station Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Clear twisted university

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: provocative cuckoldry base

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Clear twisted university

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: passionate obsidian double fault market

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Clear twisted university

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: gold goal in life national

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: salmon bipolar headpube internal respiration

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Walnut Sneaky Criminal Sanctuary

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: salmon bipolar headpube internal respiration

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: opaque fragrant dragon potus

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: rambunctious gas station party of the first part

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: green faggot firefighter stead

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: flirting bat-shit-crazy son of senegal

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Boyish dun temple travel guidebook

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Cerise Dilemma Feces

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: massive alcoholic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Clear twisted university

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Galvanic flushed faggotry location

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Clear twisted university

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Galvanic flushed faggotry location

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: provocative cuckoldry base

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Aquamarine Contagious Fortuitous Meteor

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Aquamarine Contagious Fortuitous Meteor

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Nubile vivacious property

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: silver wonderful pervert voyeur

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Aquamarine Contagious Fortuitous Meteor

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring stage coffee pot

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: salmon bipolar headpube internal respiration

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Nubile vivacious property

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring stage coffee pot

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Clear twisted university

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring stage coffee pot

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Clear twisted university

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Nubile vivacious property

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Free-loading Shrine

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Clear twisted university

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: histrionic boltzmann gaping

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: histrionic boltzmann gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: histrionic boltzmann gaping

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring stage coffee pot

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Boyish dun temple travel guidebook

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: massive alcoholic nursing home

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Boyish dun temple travel guidebook

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Apoplectic skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: salmon bipolar headpube internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: histrionic boltzmann gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: rambunctious gas station party of the first part

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: Pungent buck-toothed ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Misanthropic Disrespectful Philosopher-king Parlour

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: provocative cuckoldry base

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Effete Round Eye Kitchen

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: comical alcoholic jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: opaque fragrant dragon potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Misanthropic Disrespectful Philosopher-king Parlour

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: mauve big-titted institution foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Scarlet keepsake machete

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Sienna newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: rambunctious gas station party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Exhilarant Mahogany Tank Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Mint Tanning Salon Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: haunting cerebral trailer park

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Pale startled mediation

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: brass karate

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Angry Friendly Grandma

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Exciting Field Community Account

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: bronze painfully honest really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Brindle public bath

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: dead insanely creepy pit

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Vengeful elastic band church

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: bistre crawly clown

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Vengeful elastic band church

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Mildly autistic swashbuckling nibblets

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: bistre crawly clown

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: green faggot firefighter stead

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: bistre crawly clown

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Translucent Principal's Office Prole

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: confused 180 associate

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: citrine space roommate

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: very tactful school cafeteria

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Angry Friendly Grandma

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: very tactful school cafeteria

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Apoplectic skinny woman

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Galvanic flushed faggotry location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: stirring lake cumskin stag film

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Excitant Tantric Station Mexican

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Smoky kink-friendly dingle berry

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Walnut Sneaky Criminal Sanctuary

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: rusted nofapping step-uncle's house immigrant

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Pungent buck-toothed ape

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: rambunctious gas station party of the first part

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: rusted nofapping step-uncle's house immigrant

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: rambunctious gas station party of the first part

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: rusted nofapping step-uncle's house immigrant

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: titillating preventive strike theater stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: rambunctious gas station party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: green faggot firefighter stead

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Razzle rehab

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: green faggot firefighter stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: silver wonderful pervert voyeur

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: lascivious center

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Impertinent razzle-dazzle site gay wizard

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: lascivious center

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Razzle rehab

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Mildly autistic swashbuckling nibblets

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Exhilarant Mahogany Tank Theater

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: gaped supple bawdyhouse

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Motley striped hyena

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: gaped supple bawdyhouse

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Vengeful elastic band church

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: gaped supple bawdyhouse

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Out-of-control area

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: histrionic boltzmann gaping

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: gaped supple bawdyhouse

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Misanthropic Disrespectful Philosopher-king Parlour

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Motley striped hyena

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Pungent buck-toothed ape

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Galvanic flushed faggotry location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Out-of-control area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: shimmering circlehead jew

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: dead insanely creepy pit

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: narrow-minded bat shit crazy corn cake crackhouse

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: narrow-minded bat shit crazy corn cake crackhouse

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: narrow-minded bat shit crazy corn cake crackhouse

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: talented giraffe

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Violet Laughsome Boistinker

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: talented giraffe

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Galvanic flushed faggotry location

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Clear twisted university

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: talented giraffe

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Clear twisted university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: lascivious center

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: passionate obsidian double fault market

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: spectacular hyperventilating hissy fit french chef

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Nubile vivacious property

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Clear twisted university

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Nubile vivacious property

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Clear twisted university

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Galvanic flushed faggotry location

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Nubile vivacious property

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Galvanic flushed faggotry location

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Nubile vivacious property

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Galvanic flushed faggotry location

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Nubile vivacious property

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Galvanic flushed faggotry location

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Nubile vivacious property

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Galvanic flushed faggotry location

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Nubile vivacious property

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: indecent idea he suggested box office

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Flickering home degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528452)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Transparent whorehouse hairy legs

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: emerald theatre

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring stage coffee pot

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Violet Laughsome Boistinker

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Nubile vivacious property

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Clear twisted university

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Nubile vivacious property

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Pink lodge

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Violet Laughsome Boistinker

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: chrome legal warrant lay

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Saffron Frozen State

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Mint Tanning Salon Organic Girlfriend

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: Out-of-control area

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: lascivious center

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: chrome legal warrant lay

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532876)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Pungent buck-toothed ape

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532879)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: Out-of-control area

whats the other 35%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49533222)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: silver wonderful pervert voyeur

cap gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49539832)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Out-of-control area

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49540017)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Pungent buck-toothed ape

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49540047)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: spectacular hyperventilating hissy fit french chef

~$500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49538879)