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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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insanely creepy associate
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Red Stirring Point
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
insanely creepy associate
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Red Stirring Point
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
insanely creepy associate
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Startled Pearl Degenerate
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
insanely creepy associate
  07/06/25
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electric autistic black woman
  07/06/25
18000000000000
territorial crotch
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glittery olive nowag
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Startled Pearl Degenerate
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Lascivious location
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crawly potus therapy
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supple university
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zippy goyim
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outnumbered institution french chef
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metal insane parlor persian
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Blue digit ratio
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bearded step-uncle's house messiness
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Cracking poppy parlour twinkling uncleanness
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
glittery olive nowag
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Red Stirring Point
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
glittery olive nowag
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
insanely creepy associate
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
glittery olive nowag
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Red Stirring Point
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
insanely creepy associate
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
glittery olive nowag
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
slate soul-stirring den
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
glittery olive nowag
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
hateful crackhouse
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
umber brunch
  07/06/25
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Cracking poppy parlour twinkling uncleanness
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
crawly potus therapy
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Copper cheese-eating patrolman cuckold
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
180 gay faggotry
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Contagious sticky library
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Translucent Useless Newt Temple
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
insanely creepy associate
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
slate soul-stirring den
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
insanely creepy associate
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Translucent Useless Newt Temple
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
slate soul-stirring den
  07/07/25
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supple university
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Translucent Useless Newt Temple
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
180 gay faggotry
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
slate soul-stirring den
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
supple university
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Translucent Useless Newt Temple
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
supple university
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Translucent Useless Newt Temple
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
supple university
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Translucent Useless Newt Temple
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Translucent Useless Newt Temple
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crawly potus therapy
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
supple university
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insanely creepy associate
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
bright disgusting orchestra pit keepsake machete
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glittery olive nowag
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supple university
  07/11/25
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insanely creepy associate
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Curious Office
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
metal insane parlor persian
  07/11/25
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insanely creepy associate
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Motley claret internal respiration garrison
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: insanely creepy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Red Stirring Point

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: insanely creepy associate

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Red Stirring Point

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: insanely creepy associate

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Startled Pearl Degenerate

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: insanely creepy associate

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: electric autistic black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077828)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: territorial crotch

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: glittery olive nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077871)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Startled Pearl Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077970)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Lascivious location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077972)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: crawly potus therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Disturbing bateful genital piercing center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078003)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Contagious sticky library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078357)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: wonderful lavender shrine feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078367)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: supple university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078734)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: zippy goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078920)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: outnumbered institution french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: metal insane parlor persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Blue digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093498)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: bearded step-uncle's house messiness



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Cracking poppy parlour twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: glittery olive nowag

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Red Stirring Point

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: glittery olive nowag

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: insanely creepy associate

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: glittery olive nowag

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Red Stirring Point

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: insanely creepy associate

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: glittery olive nowag

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: slate soul-stirring den

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: glittery olive nowag

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: hateful crackhouse

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: umber brunch

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Cracking poppy parlour twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: crawly potus therapy

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Copper cheese-eating patrolman cuckold

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: 180 gay faggotry

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Contagious sticky library

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Translucent Useless Newt Temple

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: insanely creepy associate

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: slate soul-stirring den

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: insanely creepy associate

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Translucent Useless Newt Temple

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: slate soul-stirring den

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: supple university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Translucent Useless Newt Temple

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: 180 gay faggotry

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: slate soul-stirring den

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: supple university

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Translucent Useless Newt Temple

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: supple university

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Translucent Useless Newt Temple

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: supple university

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Translucent Useless Newt Temple

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Translucent Useless Newt Temple

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: crawly potus therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49079845)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: supple university

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: insanely creepy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49084897)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: bright disgusting orchestra pit keepsake machete

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: glittery olive nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: supple university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: insanely creepy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Curious Office

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: metal insane parlor persian

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: insanely creepy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095655)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Motley claret internal respiration garrison

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)