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I do think we need to substantively respond by Monday, not just issue a notice of representation letter and request an extension. This particular opposing counsel would likely deny any extension requests, anyway. We go back and there is some "bad blood" between us. My assistant will forward you the other materials momentarily before she leaves for the day (the office closes at 12 PM today for the holiday). Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668682) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:42 AM Author: Free-loading sadistic preventive strike useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668684) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:44 AM Author: Bearded Brindle Gas Station Jap Oh, one more thing. Feel free to loop in first-year X on some initial research, heard he is slow. If so, please double-check the cited materials before proceeding drafting - between you and me, one partner commented that his research skills need improvement. Good opportunity for you to improve delegating skills and to "bring someone up" in the Firm. Thanks again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668691) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:45 AM Author: Free-loading sadistic preventive strike useless brakes Appreciate the advice. Will get right on this and circle back. Tkhanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668698) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:58 AM Author: Bearded Brindle Gas Station Jap My assistant just reminded me via text that Plaintiffs' counsel served the attached discovery requests on our client three weeks ago. Answers and responses due next Friday. I know you're tied up on research and the response, but plan to turn to this after emailing the initial draft response on or before Monday morning. My assistant prepared the attached shell answers and responses, hopefully it helps. Paralegal X (copied here) already requested info and docs from the client. I think she is also on PTO until Monday, so plan on reaching out to her Monday morning to see where she stored the client info/documents (I assume we've received some if not all of the documents??). If you could review the docs/info by Monday mid-day, I can review your draft email to the client requesting any outstanding info/docs. I'd like the email to the client go out Monday COB (with our apologies on last minute request), so we are in position to answer and respond by next Friday. I'm fine with indicating we need to supplement here or there, but this opposing counsel is difficult - we need to avoid giving her any opportunities to go to the Court. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668766) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:15 PM Author: arousing coral center roommate Lol at this cunt opposing counsel being a woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668859) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:24 PM Author: Bearded Brindle Gas Station Jap Hi Associate X, I know we've exchanged a bunch of emails today on this, but please acknowledge receipt of my suggested attack plan above. I'd bump all deadlines forward a bit in light of the client's request for the draft response by this Sunday evening. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668904) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:35 PM Author: Free-loading sadistic preventive strike useless brakes Sorry, I've been diligent in attacking this and neglected to acknowledge receipt of the above-mentioned. Reiterating that I did receive your suggested course of action and will follow up on all future messages in a timely fashion. Also acknowledging the updated deadline herein. I just need to cancel all holiday plans and notify the affected parties. Then I can drill down for a Sunday release. Apologies again for the belated acknowledgment, and Happy Hanukah to you and your family, Thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668948) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:38 PM Author: Bearded Brindle Gas Station Jap No worries at all. It's Christmas Eve. Please spend it with your family, after: (1) you figure out how to access the materials on my assistant's email account; and (2) we confirm junior associate Y can get started on the research ASAP. Look forward to reading the rough draft Sunday morning! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668971) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:02 PM Author: Bearded Brindle Gas Station Jap Hi Senior Associate X, I know it's Christmas Eve, but please let me know where we stand on items 1 and 2 above. I know we had some Firmwide connectivity issues earlier today, but I received notification from IT that they have been resolved. I'm eating dinner with the family from 7 until 8 PM, but can discuss any time after. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43670639) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:23 AM Author: Bearded Brindle Gas Station Jap [marks priority email] Senior Associate X, It's almost 8:30 AM the following day, yet I still have not heard from you. I am easygoing, but not without limits. This is a law business, not to mention our ethical duty to vigorously represent our clients. Please call me today at your earliest convenience. Thanks (and hope you managed to spend some time with the family yesterday evening or this morning). Equity Partner (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43672535) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:42 AM Author: galvanic casino yarmulke (Senior Associate X's Mercedes-Benz E-Class finally runs out of gas. It had been idling in the garage ever since Senior Associate X's wife and children left for Christmas. The last thing she had told him was "Well, congratulations. You're missing your last Christmas with me. This settles it." Senior Associate X is in the driver's seat, lifeless, wearing his best Brooks Brothers Suit. Rigor mortis has set in completely now.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43672573) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:22 PM Author: Razzmatazz friendly grandma I'm enjoying this plotline. 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I do think we need Junior Associate Y to get started on some research this afternoon, though. Any luck finding his cell? (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43669002) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:02 PM Author: Bearded Brindle Gas Station Jap Following-up on this (and hope you receive it - sheesh, our Firm's IT infrastructure!) (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43669070) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:28 PM Author: godawful office Brilliant. "Also acknowledging the updated deadline herein. I just need to cancel all holiday plans and notify the affected parties. Then I can drill down for a Sunday release." I also imagine release being suicide. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43669208) Date: November 12th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e ("One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece)") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#49423274) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: shaky swashbuckling school To be fair, (30 minutes later. now CC'ing Head of Human Resources and Chief Diversity Officer): [Senior Associate], Sorry -- As I was scrolling through my emails, I was reminded that it has been strongly recommended that we all strive to give our diverse associates (such as [X]) "a purposeful space for healing and rest" over the next few days, in light of the recent unfortunate verdict that was just returned by a Minneapolis jury finding former-Police Officer Kim Potter guilty of manslaughter (rather than murder) in the tragic on-duty shooting death of Daunte Wright. In light of that advice, which is certainly well taken, please don't email [X]. I believe [miserable 33 year old shrill midwit grinder goy shrew 3rd year Y] may have some bandwidth, but if not, let's save the "mentoring" for another time -- probably just as well, given that this client is very cost conscious, which I believe I previously mentioned. Thanks again, and thank you both as well for the important reminder on this, Shonda and LaTanye! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668885) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:30 PM Author: Bearded Brindle Gas Station Jap *Head of Firm Human Resources chimes in* Thanks for being so thoughtful, Equity Partner X. We hate putting ANY of our hard-working and talented associates "out" for the holiday, but all things equal, the Firm strongly believes in retaining diverse talent. And thanks Senior Associate for all your hard work!! Crazy that you've been with us 8 years now. Have a blessed Christmas, all of you!! -Shonda (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668925) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:33 PM Author: shaky swashbuckling school To be fair, *Your hand hovers over the "Send" icon on an innocuous and sniveling "Thanks all, Happy Holidays!" reply for a solid 30 seconds, but ultimately you chicken out and don't fire it off because you're concerned about potentially offending someone who doesn't celebrate any holidays at this time of year, and you don't know if the Chief Diversity Officer -- who is a real battle axe -- might fit that bill* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668938) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:37 PM Author: galvanic casino yarmulke you finally settle on: "Thanks all, enjoy the festive season and new year! Sincerely, Bobby Birdshit, Esq. Senior Associate Kike & Kike LLP he/him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668963) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:38 PM Author: shaky swashbuckling school To be fair, *You find it hard to concentrate for the next hour as a nagging voice in the back of your heads wonders where the "festive season" phrase might have crossed a line* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668972) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:57 PM Author: galvanic casino yarmulke *this nagging feeling you may have crossed the line persists for months. when you attend your monthly diversity seminar in january where a large black woman explains institutional white supremacy to you for the 100th time, you nervously wave at the diversity and inclusion head, trying to gauge if she has forgotten this past misstep* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43669054) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:44 PM Author: Bearded Brindle Gas Station Jap *the diversity and inclusion person's eyes go right past you, as if you never existed* *and just after the monthly seminar closes, you try to approach diversity and inclusion head, but she's knee-deep in conversation with the Firm's Partner-in-Charge, so you walk out early not to bother them* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43669567) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:50 PM Author: galvanic casino yarmulke Diversity and Inclusion head Shonda to Partner-in-Charge: "Mmmmhmmm, nice to see Senior Associate X finally show up to one of these events. Despite them being highly encouraged. Although he didn't look particularly engaged. Anyways, we received word back from Ibram X Kendi about speaking for us. His fee is $100,000.00, which is frankly a steal. He's has availability mid-March. I recommend we make this event mandatory." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43669595) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:51 PM Author: Bearded Brindle Gas Station Jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43669600) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:23 PM Author: Violet lascivious cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43669185) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:24 PM Author: metal national security agency foreskin Hits home way too hard Once had a partner blow up a major holiday like this, they did absolutely 0 work on a massive project, deadline was right after the holiday, and I had to put in 50 or so hours over a three day weekend to get it up to speed. Afterwards they pretended like it was nbd because he told me to loop in a notoriously shitty and slow 1st year who added next to nothing, blaming me for working too much: “You didn’t need to do this all yourself, you had X working with you, didn’t you? Shouldn’t have been that much work over the holiday.” Shitty associate also billed a bunch of hours but didn’t ease the workload at all, ofc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43669188) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:28 PM Author: Bearded Brindle Gas Station Jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43669207) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:37 PM Author: metal national security agency foreskin Worst part was that the work wasn’t even our responsibility, co-counsel fucked up a joint filing and then partner volunteered our firm to do all of it last minute and dumped 100% on me while he went out of pocket for the long holiday weekend. 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If so, did you mean to send it to me? Regardless, our Firm offers free wellness programs. Search the Intranet. Hope you stay well this season. P.s. if you have any questions about the research or response as you're working through it, give me a ring. (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668815) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:29 PM Author: Razzmatazz friendly grandma "Regardless, our Firm offers free wellness programs. Search the Intranet." jfc. . . 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I texted my assistant and she reminded me that she is using PTO today. Client directly emailed all the materials to her account last night. Any suggestions? I don't want to put this client out again on Christmas Eve, but know you need these documents to begin research and drafting. You might consider seeing if IT can access the materials from her account. Give me a call if you'd like to discuss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668722) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:53 AM Author: Irradiated twisted meetinghouse lmao, this is pretty good. only slightly-exaggerated as compared to some situations I've lived. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668741) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:02 PM Author: Bearded Brindle Gas Station Jap Any luck with IT? Did you loop in junior associate X yet? I'm hitting the road in about an hour. Thanks again. Johnny on the Spot! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668784) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:05 PM Author: Bearded Brindle Gas Station Jap Oh, and Happy Holidays!! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668795) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:11 PM Author: shaky swashbuckling school To be fair, I'm gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668844) Date: August 25th, 2022 7:59 AM Author: Twinkling Roast Beef School Cafeteria JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#45067520) Date: August 25th, 2022 10:11 AM Author: Bearded Brindle Gas Station Jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#45067917) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:06 PM Author: galvanic casino yarmulke Emails to Pradeep and Sanjay in IT have an autoresponse that they will be out until Monday. Any chance you could get your assistant to log in remotely to send me the docs? Haven't heard back from Junior yet. Wife and kids are heading off to my parents so I'll be out of pocket for about 30min while I see them off, I'll loop back with you before you hit the road. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668806) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:08 PM Author: elite crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668825) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:09 PM Author: Bearded Brindle Gas Station Jap Thanks. Do we have junior's cell? Check our Intranet, I seem to recall there is a directory. I haven't had to call IT in a minute, but don't we have 24/7 assistance? Again, check internal resources on this. If you could give me another update before I hit the road at 1 PM, that would be fantastic. Let's knock this one out of the park. Excited to work on this with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668831) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:12 PM Author: shaky swashbuckling school To be fair, "Check our Intranet, I seem to recall there is a directory." God fucking dammit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668848) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:15 PM Author: Bearded Brindle Gas Station Jap Well, shoot. Change of plans. Priya, our in-house counsel contact, just called my cell. She's flying out of the country effective Sunday evening and returns Tuesday, January 4. She didn't tell me where she's going but she was not shy to volunteer that she will have limited connectivity. She asks if we could email her a draft response by Sunday, 5 PM, so she may review that evening and provide her comments. Can you email me a draft by Sunday, 11:30 AM? I return to the city tomorrow evening, with church first thing Sunday morning, but have carved out all of Sunday early afternoon. Thanks again for jumping on this. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43674326) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: shaky swashbuckling school To be fair, "I return... with church first thing Sunday morning" Come on man this is a bridge too far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668890) Date: December 26th, 2021 2:51 PM Author: shimmering comical potus coldplay fan Biglaw partners go to “church” on Saturday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43678768) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:16 PM Author: arousing coral center roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668866) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:17 PM Author: galvanic casino yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668877) Date: October 20th, 2024 12:34 PM Author: Bearded Brindle Gas Station Jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#48218185) Date: November 18th, 2024 4:32 AM Author: Twinkling Roast Beef School Cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#48351022) Date: November 18th, 2024 10:50 PM Author: Bearded Brindle Gas Station Jap :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#48354532) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:47 AM Author: Heady Brilliant Stag Film Marketing Idea Thanks, will do. Might be able to flip you a draft response today before you go offline for shabbat. Would that work? Will be difficult for me to focus on this over the weekend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668715) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:52 AM Author: Bearded Brindle Gas Station Jap Unfortunately, this will not work (for several reasons). First, unless you know something more than me, the research on this alone will take 5-10 hours. I've teed this up with the client, she understands. We need to put our best foot forward here. And, regardless, I am hitting the road at 1 PM and to visit family upstate. Very spotty reception up there. Take your time with this one. I'll review first thing Monday morning. Thanks again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43668736) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:51 AM Author: Amber hospital prole Please tell me this is satire. If not let's put some real numbers to this. How many BIGLAW lawyers are there in NYC? % that will be working Today, Tomorrow, And / Or Sunday? 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While the customer has sworn to us that the 23rd would be the last day that anyone would be reachable, if we here back from them today we have to jump on it immediately. In the very relaxed and chill world of corporate law, the December 25th Holiday is of course relaxed, and you only need to hop on line for minor and quick things, but the 24th and 26th need to be treated as high priority work days or we could lose major make-it-or-break it deals for End of Year. But its exciting because some of these have very high visibility all the way up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43669389) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:17 PM Author: Bearded Brindle Gas Station Jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43669421) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:35 PM Author: shaky swashbuckling school To be fair, "for the December 25th holiday" Fuck this gay Earth forever. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43669513) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:37 PM Author: shaky swashbuckling school To be fair, (Subsequent email removing Shonda) Also, please exercise discretion in the future re what internal correspondence you loop me into -- I should of course always be copied on all emails to the client / opposing counsel, but on purely internal matters like this, it's often not a good use of my time or the client's money to get me involved. I expect you to generally handle things like this after I pass them off to you, and I know that my faith in you is not misplaced! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43669537) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:45 PM Author: metal national security agency foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43669571) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:45 PM Author: galvanic casino yarmulke Heading out of cell range soon so I'll be out of pocket until Sunday. I trust you understand the urgency of this matter and what I expect. Although, as I just reminded you, please be mindful of how you use firm resources. The client is cost conscious. Did you ever get ahold of Junior Associate? Have a Happy Holidays! (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43669574) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:54 PM Author: Bearded Brindle Gas Station Jap Great news! My hometown upstate recently installed a new cell tower. I now have reception up here (still a bit spotty, but hey, beggers can't be choosers!). Better than nothing. Keep me in the loop this afternoon, evening, and tomorrow as you assign research and begin drafting. (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43669623) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:01 PM Author: galvanic casino yarmulke (after fifteen minutes with no response from Senior Associate X) Hello? Are you working on this? 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I appreciate your willingness to jump on this research assignment over a holiday weekend. It's not normally like this here - our Firm values work-life balance. I recommend that you take some time off around New Year's to make up for this. I hope first-year is going well! Thanks, Equity Partner (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43672569) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:09 AM Author: galvanic casino yarmulke [First Year Y glares at the screen excitedly. He feels like a minor league player that is getting called up to the big leagues. He's finally getting the chance to prove himself. Taking Equity Partner at his word that the brief will require "several hours of research", and assuming, naively, that no one would be so cruel as to casually dump an assignment that will require working completely through Christmas day and an all-nighter, First Year Y shoots off a quick text to his mother] "Hey Mom, just got a rush assignment from work. I don't think I'll be late to lunch at 1, just wanted to give you a heads up. (told you they work you hard at these big firms!) Merry Xmas Love You" Good morning and merry Christmas Mr. Equity Partner, Senior Associate X did not reach out to me. I will call and text him, but if you're not getting any response I doubt I will. No worries about the morning interruption, I'm eager to step up to the plate! Is there anyone else I can reach out to or can you bring me up to speed? Sincerely, First Year Y (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2#43672637) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: electric awkward toaster Wow.... 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