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My 86 year old dad is in the middle of open heart surgery right now

He has an 88% chance of surviving the surgery.
appetizing office old irish cottage
  05/14/25
if he survives will you finger his asshole
Seedy Charcoal Faggotry
  05/14/25
prayers chil. did your black wife give him the heart attack
indigo national jewess
  05/14/25
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useless rose newt gunner
  05/14/25
No, I think it was all the red meat, beer, cigarettes and la...
appetizing office old irish cottage
  05/14/25
she fed him Kools, amirite
indigo national jewess
  05/15/25
He actually quit smoking 20 years ago or something, but he s...
appetizing office old irish cottage
  05/15/25
not Benson & Hedges?
ruby razzmatazz trailer park
  05/15/25
Nope
appetizing office old irish cottage
  05/15/25
How much do you stand to inherit when he croaks
Pungent crimson travel guidebook den
  05/14/25
I have to split everything with my brother and my mother is ...
appetizing office old irish cottage
  05/14/25
He survived.
appetizing office old irish cottage
  05/14/25
happy for you and him.
Crusty twinkling uncleanness dilemma
  05/15/25
Congrats man. A surgery like that is not easy at his age. Do...
Galvanic black halford space
  05/15/25
He's still sedated with feeding tubes. They are waking him ...
appetizing office old irish cottage
  05/15/25
THAT'S GREAT TO HEAR!
iridescent titillating range
  05/15/25
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Peach yarmulke
  05/15/25
Glad he’s ok. My dad had it at 54 and it was a tough r...
violent dull ladyboy
  05/15/25
My cousin a a cardiologist and he told my parents that ironi...
appetizing office old irish cottage
  05/15/25
Interesting. Sometimes it’s the after effects of the a...
violent dull ladyboy
  05/15/25
This is accurate... my ex wife had emergency open heart surg...
Stirring Scourge Upon The Earth Fanboi
  05/15/25
widowmaker LAD? stent? what % blockage?
amber awkward orchestra pit
  05/15/25
If 88% chance of recovery im guessing it wasn't heart attack...
Stirring Scourge Upon The Earth Fanboi
  05/15/25
congrats on giving him another shitty 1-2 years
lascivious rigpig
  05/15/25
that's another couple of years with his grandchildren, and f...
Peach yarmulke
  05/15/25
he needs to be put down just like Bella the Blacklab
Fuchsia school cafeteria tattoo
  05/15/25
86 year old dad? are you 60?
aromatic primrose church building
  05/15/25
you aren't? do you know where you are, son?
Irradiated generalized bond
  05/15/25
My mom told me this morning that my dad received a blood tra...
appetizing office old irish cottage
  05/15/25
Update: they moved him up to the rehab floor last night arou...
appetizing office old irish cottage
  05/20/25
Boomers, right?
vigorous windowlicker ceo
  05/20/25
I'm not sure I understand your question. My dad was born in...
appetizing office old irish cottage
  05/20/25
It was a joke about old people and technology, Chilmata. No...
vigorous windowlicker ceo
  05/20/25
The anesthesia and pain meds are tougher on older people, co...
violent dull ladyboy
  05/20/25
...
appetizing office old irish cottage
  05/20/25
xo prayers have been sent
fragrant lemon principal's office karate
  05/20/25
Happy for you and your dad bro. Call him every day and tell ...
yapping swollen parlor blood rage
  05/20/25
...
appetizing office old irish cottage
  05/20/25
Let's be more realistic here. Call him 1x / week.
Diverse slate business firm
  05/20/25
Nah, I'm going to call him every day even though he's never ...
appetizing office old irish cottage
  05/20/25
Poast the recipe
Galvanic black halford space
  05/20/25
Let me see if I can find it, one sec.
appetizing office old irish cottage
  05/20/25
My mom used to post the recipe on her blog, now she has her ...
appetizing office old irish cottage
  05/20/25
Ty
Galvanic black halford space
  05/21/25
Call him. My dad was taken of chemo this week. He's supposed...
sepia goyim
  05/20/25
...
yapping swollen parlor blood rage
  05/20/25
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appetizing office old irish cottage
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: appetizing office old irish cottage

He has an 88% chance of surviving the surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48930191)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Seedy Charcoal Faggotry

if he survives will you finger his asshole

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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: indigo national jewess

prayers chil. did your black wife give him the heart attack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48930203)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: useless rose newt gunner



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Date: May 14th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: appetizing office old irish cottage

No, I think it was all the red meat, beer, cigarettes and lack of exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48930997)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: indigo national jewess

she fed him Kools, amirite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934048)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: appetizing office old irish cottage

He actually quit smoking 20 years ago or something, but he smoked Kent lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934050)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: ruby razzmatazz trailer park

not Benson & Hedges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934133)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: appetizing office old irish cottage

Nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934217)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Pungent crimson travel guidebook den

How much do you stand to inherit when he croaks

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Date: May 14th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: appetizing office old irish cottage

I have to split everything with my brother and my mother is still alive, but somewhere probably between half a mil and a mil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48931000)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: appetizing office old irish cottage

He survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48931001)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Crusty twinkling uncleanness dilemma

happy for you and him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934053)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Galvanic black halford space

Congrats man. A surgery like that is not easy at his age. Does he have any plans for when he gets home?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934056)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: appetizing office old irish cottage

He's still sedated with feeding tubes. They are waking him up tomorrow. Sounds like the concern now is to let the broken ribs heal and there is a risk that if he moves suddenly or the wrong way, they won't heal right. They are going to wake him up tomorrow and then he's going to some rehab place to rehab for 4-6 weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934110)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: iridescent titillating range

THAT'S GREAT TO HEAR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934065)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Peach yarmulke



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: violent dull ladyboy

Glad he’s ok. My dad had it at 54 and it was a tough recovery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934107)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: appetizing office old irish cottage

My cousin a a cardiologist and he told my parents that ironically the older patients recover better than younger ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934114)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: violent dull ladyboy

Interesting. Sometimes it’s the after effects of the anesthesia that’s a problem for older patients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934121)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Stirring Scourge Upon The Earth Fanboi

This is accurate... my ex wife had emergency open heart surgery and had tons of chest pain and shoulder upper back pain for years after.

After a ton of PT she's better but it took a lot. Because they really crank you open when they split your chest open.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934244)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: amber awkward orchestra pit

widowmaker LAD? stent? what % blockage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934051)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Stirring Scourge Upon The Earth Fanboi

If 88% chance of recovery im guessing it wasn't heart attack prompted and was not an LAD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934247)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: lascivious rigpig

congrats on giving him another shitty 1-2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934064)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Peach yarmulke

that's another couple of years with his grandchildren, and for the kids, another couple of years with their grandpa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934070)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Fuchsia school cafeteria tattoo

he needs to be put down just like Bella the Blacklab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934123)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: aromatic primrose church building

86 year old dad? are you 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934130)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Irradiated generalized bond

you aren't? do you know where you are, son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934152)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: appetizing office old irish cottage

My mom told me this morning that my dad received a blood transfusion. I said to make sure to tell him both the good and bad news. She was confused so I said, "Tell him the good news is that he survived the surgery. The bad news is he got a blood transfusion and now he has AIDS."

She laughed and said, "That's not funny." I said yeah it is, that's why you're laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934211)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: appetizing office old irish cottage

Update: they moved him up to the rehab floor last night around midnight Eastern Time and he called me on FaceTime, but I could only hear him, not see him.

I asked him where he was and he said home. I said no you aren't, you are in hospital and he insisted he was home. Turn on the camera I told him.

He said, "I don't think I'm going to make it, bud," and my heart skipped a beat.

"What do you mean," I asked him.

"They kidnapped me!" he said and then I heard a nurse telling him to press the green button to turn on the camera.

That's when I said, "See, you ARE in the hospital. No one is kidnapping you, dad," and he goes, "Ah, they got me all drugged up."

"Enjoy it while you can," I told him and told him he could call me anytime. We spoke again today, he was still out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948708)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: vigorous windowlicker ceo

Boomers, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948725)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: appetizing office old irish cottage

I'm not sure I understand your question. My dad was born in 1938 so I'm not sure he qualifies as a boomer. Isn't that people born right after WWII?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948733)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: vigorous windowlicker ceo

It was a joke about old people and technology, Chilmata. Now that I have additional biographical details I will try again:

This motherfucker thinks he’s Charlie Chaplin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948838)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: violent dull ladyboy

The anesthesia and pain meds are tougher on older people, cognitively speaking. My grandfather acted the same way when he had surgery at that age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948727)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: appetizing office old irish cottage



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: fragrant lemon principal's office karate

xo prayers have been sent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948715)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: yapping swollen parlor blood rage

Happy for you and your dad bro. Call him every day and tell him how much you love him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948718)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: appetizing office old irish cottage



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:02 PM
Author: Diverse slate business firm

Let's be more realistic here.

Call him 1x / week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948745)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:06 PM
Author: appetizing office old irish cottage

Nah, I'm going to call him every day even though he's never been a talker. He's actually quite lucid right now and just finished dinner. He had spaghetti with marinara. I asked him if they used Aunt Charlotte's marinara recipe (she used to cook for Dean Martin) and he said hell no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948752)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Galvanic black halford space

Poast the recipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948766)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: appetizing office old irish cottage

Let me see if I can find it, one sec.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948772)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: appetizing office old irish cottage

My mom used to post the recipe on her blog, now she has her own marinara recipe so I need to get it from her. She didn't pick up, but I'll poast it when I get it.

I remember she uses Contadina sauce and she said the key was using an entire sweet onion, don't chop it up, just let the entire onion sit in the pot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948878)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:40 AM
Author: Galvanic black halford space

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48950262)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: sepia goyim

Call him. My dad was taken of chemo this week. He's supposed to go into hospice care. I'm going down to bring him up for a visit and I hope he stays. It won't be a pretty end for my kids to see but it's real life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948775)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: yapping swollen parlor blood rage



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: appetizing office old irish cottage



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