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Shocking YouTube - i investigated Utah's deadly soda addiction

All these Mormons drink like 100oz of sugary soda a day ever...
racy demanding filthpig
  05/19/25
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Comical Offensive Jap Regret
  05/20/25
They eat a ton of jello too for some reason.
aphrodisiac confused gas station crotch
  05/20/25
Thought they can’t have caffeine
Avocado indian lodge cuckold
  05/20/25
They don't prohibit caffeine.
flatulent honey-headed piazza
  05/20/25
I thought that was the reasoning behind the Mitt Romney diet...
slate keepsake machete chapel
  05/20/25
they can't have "hot drinks," and the mormon talmu...
heady theatre mental disorder
  05/20/25
its hot caffeine drinks. One weird trick is cold caffeine dr...
racy demanding filthpig
  05/20/25
Disgusting
Cerebral church building sound barrier
  05/20/25
it’s because Mormonism prohibits “hot drinks&rdq...
Massive Property
  05/20/25
Yeah, no coffee, green tea, black tea, or alcohol. So soft d...
flatulent honey-headed piazza
  05/20/25
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Spectacular learning disabled nursing home boiling water
  05/20/25
considered a tricky way of trying to subvert god's will, so ...
heady theatre mental disorder
  05/20/25
its kinda 180 how innocent it is compared to everyone else's...
Pearly internal respiration
  05/20/25
that one bro, who is pretty fit, claims to drink over 250 ou...
racy demanding filthpig
  05/20/25
they cant be any worse than normal fast food tbh. the rest o...
Pearly internal respiration
  05/20/25
the mormon wife in gdp
Bat-shit-crazy native dysfunction
  05/20/25
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racy demanding filthpig
  05/21/25


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Date: May 19th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: racy demanding filthpig

All these Mormons drink like 100oz of sugary soda a day every day. A bunch of cute chicks, most of these people aren't fat. wtf

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BlNJc_OLbYw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946201)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:03 AM
Author: Comical Offensive Jap Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946246)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: aphrodisiac confused gas station crotch

They eat a ton of jello too for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946255)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Avocado indian lodge cuckold

Thought they can’t have caffeine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946258)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: flatulent honey-headed piazza

They don't prohibit caffeine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946277)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: slate keepsake machete chapel

I thought that was the reasoning behind the Mitt Romney diet sprite meme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947465)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: heady theatre mental disorder

they can't have "hot drinks," and the mormon talmud declares that tea and coffee are hot drinks even if served cold bc they were both originally designed to be served hot, and icing them is just some sinful way of trying to trick your way around god's will

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947594)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: racy demanding filthpig

its hot caffeine drinks. One weird trick is cold caffeine drinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48948859)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:52 AM
Author: Cerebral church building sound barrier

Disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946504)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:06 AM
Author: Massive Property

it’s because Mormonism prohibits “hot drinks” or some shit like that (e.g., coffee and tea), so the Mormons get caffeine from other sources

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946508)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: flatulent honey-headed piazza

Yeah, no coffee, green tea, black tea, or alcohol. So soft drinks are the substitute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947452)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Spectacular learning disabled nursing home boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947471)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: heady theatre mental disorder

considered a tricky way of trying to subvert god's will, so they're considered hot drinks still

(edit that being said, herbal teas are in a gray area, where some leaders say it's okay because they're not /technically/ tea)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947596)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Pearly internal respiration

its kinda 180 how innocent it is compared to everyone else's addictions. i say leave them alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947570)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: racy demanding filthpig

that one bro, who is pretty fit, claims to drink over 250 ounces of "sugar free cola" a day. That's two gallons. How is he not pissing literally all day?

Also Ive never heard of these fast food chain "soda" places either - dont have them near me IIRC. In Utah they have lines of cars waiting in line for them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48948866)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Pearly internal respiration

they cant be any worse than normal fast food tbh. the rest of america has lines for chicken nuggets so its basically the same thing. the pissing thing is obviously solved by keeping the cup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48948950)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy native dysfunction

the mormon wife in gdp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48948864)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: racy demanding filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48950863)