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Pat Robertson: Haitian quake result of ancient pact with devil
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Date: January 13th, 2010 2:56 PM Author: black wild coffee pot Sadly, I'm not kidding:
http://www.salon.com/news/haiti/index.html?story=/news/2010/01/13/haiti_robertson |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 3:00 PM Author: light meetinghouse associate Damn. I'm disappointed since he didn't actually say that
"And you know, Christy, something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it, they were under the heel of the French, uh, you know, Napoleon the third and whatever, and they got together and swore a pact to the devil, they said, we will serve you, if you get us free from the Prince, true story. And so the devil said, 'OK, it's a deal.' And they kicked the French out, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free, and ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other, desperately poor. . . the Island of Hispaniola is one island cut down the middle. On the one side is Haiti, on the other side is the Dominican Republic. Dominican Republic is, is, prosperous, healthy, full of resorts, etc. Haiti is in desperate poverty, same Islands, uh, they need to have, and we need to pray for them, a great turning to God. And out of this tragedy, I'm optimistic something good may come, but right now we're helping the suffering people, and the suffering is unimaginable." |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 3:09 PM Author: Soul-stirring theater stage "they got together and swore a pact to the devil, they said, we will serve you, if you get us free from the Prince, true story."
True story?! |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 3:10 PM Author: black wild coffee pot ???
"Napoleon the third and whatever, and they got together and swore a pact to the devil,"
I think that he did say that... |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 3:29 PM Author: excitant whorehouse It's hard to believe he went to YLS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13799578) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 7:14 PM Author: Racy fluffy menage Sadly, it's not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13801037) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 4:43 PM Author: chest-beating iridescent property faggot firefighter Please explain your parsing. This should be fun. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13800014) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 4:46 PM Author: cyan talented hunting ground people who are hurt he said that they are cursed as an island but he is only implying that the curse caused the earthquake and he doesnt really blame the current residents themselves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13800031) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 4:58 PM Author: chest-beating iridescent property faggot firefighter So he strongly implies exactly what the thread title says. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13800119) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 5:00 PM Author: cyan talented hunting ground people who are hurt implied only by virtue of stating there is a curse and the fact that a quake did in fact happen. he does not mention the quake at all except to say that he prays for and hopes the people will be helped, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13800135) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 4:50 PM Author: Spruce Adventurous Native True Story? WTF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13800051) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 3:17 PM Author: Navy vibrant fanboi Why aren't the supposed moderate Christian leaders out there denouncing this? Any Christian who doesn't publish a lengthy screed against Pat Robertson agrees with him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13799456) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 6:38 PM Author: Very tactful coral station telephone there don't seem to be very many moderate christian leaders out there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13800749) |
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Date: January 14th, 2010 2:07 PM Author: Cheese-eating olive theater As in assuring people there were no pact with the devil? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13806724) |
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Date: January 14th, 2010 2:10 PM Author: black wild coffee pot Over half of people who regularly attend church don't believe in evolution. Almost half believe that the earth was created in the last 10,000 years. In other words, they're far more gullible than you think.
So, yes, the moderates should set the record straight. |
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Date: January 14th, 2010 2:11 PM Author: Cheese-eating olive theater And why would they lie on behalf of the Devil? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13806753) |
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Date: January 14th, 2010 2:13 PM Author: black wild coffee pot If you ask Pat, he'd probably tell you that moderate X-ers are in cahoots with the devil. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13806773) |
Date: January 13th, 2010 2:57 PM Author: Magical henna theatre boiling water good lord (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13799208) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 2:58 PM Author: Federal bateful stain why wont this man go away? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13799227) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 2:59 PM Author: autistic kitty cat hospital makes perfect sense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13799231) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 2:59 PM Author: Vigorous headpube can you prove it's not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13799232) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 3:08 PM Author: black wild coffee pot Yeah, but I can't prove that Russell's teapot isn't floating along in space, either. But I'm still confident that its not.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell%27s_teapot |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 3:17 PM Author: Vigorous headpube didn't think so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13799457) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 2:59 PM Author: Drunken blood rage I thought he was dead? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13799241) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 3:22 PM Author: startled corner son of senegal you're probably thinking of either Oral Roberts or Jerry Falwell.
Pat Robertson is very much alive and still leg presses 2000 lbs + |
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Date: January 15th, 2010 12:14 AM Author: Abnormal circlehead a full 3 inches! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13811450) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 3:11 PM Author: Buck-toothed translucent cuckoldry "Dominican Republic is, is, prosperous, healthy, full of resorts, etc."
Uhhhhh |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 3:22 PM Author: startled corner son of senegal well, comparatively (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13799522) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 3:19 PM Author: Maniacal titillating internal respiration Holy crap. That guy needs to get off the air. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13799472) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 3:23 PM Author: bat shit crazy persian point remember, pat robertson is a yale law grad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13799533) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 3:29 PM Author: Soul-stirring theater stage Holy shit, he is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13799574) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 4:39 PM Author: razzle-dazzle quadroon institution Prehistoric XO flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13799991) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 7:18 PM Author: Swashbuckling snowy psychic police squad tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13801072) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 3:27 PM Author: cerise confused site I'm still convinced that he's going to reveal himself as astonishingly elaborate IRL flame just before/after he dies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13799562) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 3:29 PM Author: excitant whorehouse Holy crap...I just made a thread about this w/ no idea he actually did this. The man is a parody of himself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13799573) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 4:43 PM Author: Provocative Turquoise Cuck Dilemma "Napoleon the third and whatever"
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Date: January 13th, 2010 4:44 PM Author: scarlet angry location macaca I have decided this is plausible and choose to believe it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13800022) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 4:47 PM Author: Fighting Office Digit Ratio lol thought this would be flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13800035) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 4:54 PM Author: Provocative Turquoise Cuck Dilemma I had to come back to this thread and just say Robertson is painfully, painfully ignorant. The Haitian Revolution didn't need the Devil's help. The blacks outnumbered the French colonists at least 10 to 1, and the French didn't get much reinforcement because France was in the middle of its own revolution and all the wars Napoleon (the first, btw) got into in Europe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13800085) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 4:57 PM Author: scarlet angry location macaca To be fair, they were still pretty much savages and Haitians do actually zombifie motherfuckers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13800103) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 5:00 PM Author: Motley frum parlour Funniest shit is the Haitians are actually some pretty serious Catholics too and the last people who would be going around making pacts with Satan. Voodoo =/= satanism anyway.
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Date: January 13th, 2010 7:17 PM Author: Racy fluffy menage To Pat Robertson, Catholicism = Satanism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13801058) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 6:32 PM Author: black wild coffee pot It's also worth pointing out that the weaponry of 1790's was pretty lame. In a jungle environment, I doubt that a muzzle loading musket would be that much more effective than a sword - especially when you're at a steep numerical disadvantage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13800703) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 6:42 PM Author: clear curious mexican brunch That and Napoleon III wasn't king during the revolution. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13800781) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 6:34 PM Author: glittery voyeur um, it's true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13800715) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 6:39 PM Author: Buck-toothed translucent cuckoldry really? That devil dude is a crazy ass mofo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13800757) |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 9:15 PM Author: Bipolar school Fuck I was going to poast
Robertson blames "promiscuous" Haitians for earthquake
That guy is awesome |
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Date: January 13th, 2010 9:16 PM Author: Racy fluffy menage He could have prayed the earthquake away but chose not to. Alpha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13801941) |
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Date: January 14th, 2010 1:59 PM Author: excitant whorehouse He at least could have leg pressed the tectonic plates back to stability, but he didn't do that either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13806665) |
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Date: January 14th, 2010 1:55 PM Author: Massive Range Haunted Graveyard http://haitiearthquake.ytmnd.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1189542&forum_id=2#13806631) |