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Have y'all ever heard of a sex resort called Hedonism?
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Date: December 23rd, 2012 7:50 PM Author: apoplectic charismatic nursing home sound barrier Should xo bros meet there on a meet up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#22301825) |
Date: December 23rd, 2012 7:51 PM Author: Fluffy Razzle Trust Fund Death Wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#22301829) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2012 7:53 PM Author: sepia cuckoldry stage Full of old fat naked white people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#22301835) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2012 7:54 PM Author: apoplectic charismatic nursing home sound barrier Im sure the place is 90%+ rapetile voters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#22301846) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:22 PM Author: Pope Leo XXX old fat naked white people tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895168) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2012 7:53 PM Author: Comical Den Pozpig fire island is better, no homo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#22301838) |
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Date: May 31st, 2025 10:54 PM Author: multi-colored parlour athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#48977965) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 2:36 PM Author: multi-colored parlour athletic conference Seriously considering going. Sounds fun as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49638800) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 9:51 PM Author: multi-colored parlour athletic conference https://hedonism.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/hedonism-ii-swingers-guide.pdf
XO meetup? |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 10:17 PM Author: multi-colored parlour athletic conference Well, I’m booked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49860698) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:48 AM Author: multi-colored parlour athletic conference Taking questions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49860940) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:14 AM Author: shimmering sick macaca stag film PLAYROOM PROTOCOL
MANDATORY NAKEDNESS.
Clothes off, excitement on. This is a mandatory naked area, so shed those inhibitions (and your clothes) at the door.
CONDOMS ARE COMPULSORY Play safe! Complimentary condoms are available - use them. |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:16 AM Author: mustard stirring trailer park no mention of hot dogs, odd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49860952) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:23 PM Author: shimmering sick macaca stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49861747) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:17 AM Author: godawful yapping base i'm here now. just fucked a 60-year-old woman in the Jacuzzi. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49860953) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:29 PM Author: multi-colored parlour athletic conference Could be good 🤷🏿♂️ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49861774) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:31 AM Author: pearl curious fortuitous meteor Hedonism and greed are America’s only culturally values (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49860956) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:19 PM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 ) Just got back from a trip to Hedonism 2. I’ll post about it if anyone is interested. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895166) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:24 PM Author: DavidBenGurion post at length plz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895173) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:28 PM Author: Buy your next house instantly with Zellow! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895182) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 9:00 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) Getting a tiny bit turgid and standing by, ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895282) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:47 PM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 ) I’ll start with XO bait. I heard from others that the owner was staying there and someone pointed him out. Very tall white guy, mid 70s. Probably 6’6” at least. I heard he made a bunch of money investing in the stock market and Hedo was his favorite place to visit, so when the prior owners were about to go bankrupt and Sandals next door was trying to buy Hedo he stepped in and bought it to keep it open. A little later I was at the pool bar when he walks up and gets in line behind me. We traded small talk and he asks about my wife’s hat. We chatted for 5-10 minutes and he says “you all know I’m the owner, right?” Said he didn’t want to bring it up but it felt awkward and he didn’t want us to say something bad about the resort by accident.
Saw him off and on again the rest of the week. Very nice and acts just like any other guest. Seems to have lots of female friends. I looked him up when I got home. Former fund manager for Fidelity’s Magellan fund (largest mutual fund in the US at the time). Third successor to Peter Lynch.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/amyfeldman/2016/02/05/second-careers-ex-fidelity-magellan-fund-manager-harry-lange-is-the-money-man-at-hedonism-ii-resort/ |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:48 PM Author: oomox 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895243) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:51 PM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 ) We saw each other's dicks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895256) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:52 PM Author: oomox Describe both and compare. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895262) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:01 PM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 ) I’m 7”, he was noticeably bigger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895428) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:10 PM Author: oomox (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895463) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:50 PM Author: DavidBenGurion i dont think id be able to stop laughing at the absurdity and enormity of this man's hog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895607) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:54 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895615) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 9:01 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) How big is his dick? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895286) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:14 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( ) How did Ned Johnson let that go unchecked? He ran a tight Boston-Brahmin ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895486) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:43 PM Author: TurboGrafx-67 Does he wear a lifelike face mask in public (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895596) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:54 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895614) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:55 AM Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895778) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:00 PM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 ) The resort is split in half between the prude (clothing optional) and nude sides. You have to be completely naked on the nude side. Saw security come up to people several times and ask them to either disrobe or leave. I actually really like this because it makes everyone a participant rather than a spectator. I’ve been in clothing optional settings before and it’s more awkward to be naked when there are people in clothes standing around. You have to be clothed in the restaurants and lobby but otherwise can be naked anywhere. We walked out of our room nude, which was fun. The prude side is arguably nicer than the nude side, but it seems like nearly the entire population of the resort is in the nude pool during the day. Nude pool is open again at night, so folk tend to go to dinner, then the piano bar, and wind back up at the nude pool/hot tub from 12 until 2 or 3. Bar stays open and they have pizza after 12.
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:46 PM Author: DavidBenGurion lol 180 more plz. are these people all 70 years old (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895601) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:55 PM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 ) I’d put the median age around 40-45. Most people are between 35-55. Youngest I talked to was a 22 year old tiny little black girl. Met one guy who was 84 and very sharp mentally. It’s 90% or more couples with a few singles. 80% white. They have takeover groups frequently so the mix can vary dramatically. Think mocha fest or swim thick week, but also just “normal” groups of party people. Hedo Swing Break (I think) is the young swingers group and it’s capped at 45 for at least one partner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895616) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:00 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) so is it like 55/45 men/women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895619) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:05 PM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 ) Most couples are together most of the day, so it just has a feel of couples with some random singles here and there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895626) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895657) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:39 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) Youngest I talked to was a 22 year old tiny little black girl
Think mocha fest
go on |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:05 AM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 ) Like a moth to a flame.
I really liked the Jamaican people. They are hard working and make an effort at acting proper. |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:57 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) good stuff. is there sex in public? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895618) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:46 PM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 ) You can have sex anywhere but the restaurants or the lobby. That said, I only saw sex at the pool/hot tub or in the playrooms. Oral is pretty common to the point where you notice it but it’s not really a big deal unless something is really standing out as unusual. There’s a sign on the front of the DJ shack at the pool that says NO ANAL IN POOL AREA, but aside from that there don’t seem to be a lot of rules. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895679) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) lol cr pretty much wherever we want (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895735) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:11 PM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 ) You can earn Hedo Bucks playing organized pool games, bocce ball, or some kind of duck duck goose game where the women have to grab a dick when the music stops or they are out and use them in the gift shop. Didn’t find anything I wanted so brought them home as a souvenir.
https://i.ibb.co/kgRkKbQw/IMG-9601.jpg |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:18 PM Author: oomox 180000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895638) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:42 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895666) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:54 AM Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions Great Thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895777) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:00 AM Author: Buy your next house instantly with Zellow! Is the owner the ultimate Boomer? Kettering University (GM's in house university, presumably his dad was a factory worker)->HBS->Million$$$ for running a mutual fund into the ground->Proprietor of a swingers resort.
Seriously. Is it even mathematically possible to get more Boomer than that? |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:31 AM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) cr, probably drives a corvette and got his first job by showing up unannounced and refusing to leave (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895739) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:21 AM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) **gets kidnapped at gunpoint and told that he'll be killed immediately if he can't belt out the 32nd most-famous Jimmy Buffet song flawlessly**
**starts laughing at kidnappers** |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:54 AM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) Describe the biggest cock you saw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895754) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:16 AM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 ) I did notice my own changes sizes a lot. You don’t recognize how much wearing clothes. Cold rain and wind doesn’t help anyone out. And it’s not always in accordance to how you’re feeling. I could be happy and relaxed and look down and see it all shriveled up. I’d stretch it out as nonchalantly as possible. Sometimes it worked and others it didn’t. Overall I’d rate myself in the top 1/3. There were some guys with absolute buttons. They seemed to be having fun though, even when the DJ was playing “don’t want no short dick man.” Biggest showers were all blacks though. Didn’t see any small black dicks.
I started out this reply stating that I like women exclusively and didn’t pay that much attention to the other guys. |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:20 AM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 ) Other pics
https://i.ibb.co/F42Tyw6H/IMG-2553.jpg
https://i.ibb.co/fdHCTWs8/IMG-9589.jpg
https://i.ibb.co/m5F2rVhZ/IMG-9590.jpg |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:24 AM Author: Metal Up Your Ass Unescorted Male: Tales from an XO Poaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895794) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:29 AM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 ) There was a single guy who applied sunscreen to only his dick and crotch. Got sunburned beet red but his bits and crotch were still white. That drew comments. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895796) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:42 AM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 ) On the playrooms: there are two. The main one is in the central part of the resort near the restaurants and bars. Entry picture is posted above. It’s only open late at night. Inside there is a big open area with mattresses on the floor. There are four in the center of the room which is open to the sky. There are a few more around the edges of the room. Maybe 8 total. When you walk in you have to disrobe immediately and there are cubbies for clothes. There are some semi private rooms and a dungeon section behind a door with a saint Andrew’s cross and swings, but we never got beyond the main area. There’s a shower and a plunge pool.
There’s an attendant who strips sheets and replaces them as people leave. You pick up towels on the way in and lay them down on the mattresses before laying on them. At one point we had 7 other couples around us. It’s mostly couples playing but we did see a foursome one night. It’s pretty dark so you mostly just see silhouettes, but others are close enough to reach out and touch at times. Fucking next to others is 180^180.
When you’re done there’s a big yellow Igloo water cooler on a folding table and paper cups so you can get a drink as you are recovering and heading out.
The other playroom is a few steps from the nude pool. It’s called the Happening Hut and is a much smaller, basic wood structure with just a couple mattresses but does have AC. Frankly it looked a little scary and we never ventured in though I did see people going in and out. |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:47 AM Author: TurboGrafx-67 Wouldn't this be better on a cruise ship? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895774) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:49 AM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 ) Why is that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895775) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:21 AM Author: TurboGrafx-67 More levels and rooms you can be naked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895791) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:30 AM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 ) Bliss, Desire and Temptations all offer lifestyle cruises. I’ve never been. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895798) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:45 AM Author: TurboGrafx-67 My wife went on a playboy cruise in college. She went with 2 of her friends over spring break and she said 1 of them just randomly went off on her own and didn't come back to the room until the last night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895807) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:14 AM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 ) Regarding the food and drinks, it was excellent overall. There are three restaurants in addition to the buffet: Harry San (teppanyaki and sushi), Pastafari (Italian), and Flame (Steak). The best was Pastafari for us. Steak and shrimp were legitimately 9/10 two nights. Steaks cooked to medium rare exactly and not a bit of fat or gristle. Flame was ok, ordered churasco steak and it was good not great. HarrySan sushi was merely ok. Service was excellent across the board.
Drinks were always excellent. You get top shelf pours without having to call out brands. e.g., vodka tonic gets you grey goose. They have a nice port.
Breakfast is buffet service, and stands up to much nicer vanilla resorts we’ve visited. |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:42 AM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 ) Regarding staff: excellent service throughout. There’s a strict no tipping policy. Staff are paid premium rates and it’s regarded as a good job so many of the staff stay on for years. You can tip into a communal pool at the end, which we did. This is jarring having been to Mexico and DR many times. Service is top notch but not fake friendly. The Jamaicans definitely have an attitude that’s friendly but playful. Repeat guests have relationships with individual staff that is fun to observe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895802) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:52 AM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 ) Are we swingers: nope. If this thing is a spectrum we’ve gone as close up to the line as possible but never crossed it. It’s been a fun ride and has had some really amazing moments as well as some pretty negative times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895811) |